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Best Of: Jase Got Diagnosed With A Fat Nose

Jan 19, 20256 min
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Speaker 1

I wish Clint was here for this.

Speaker 2

What have you done?

Speaker 1

So? A couple of weeks.

Speaker 3

Ago on the show, I was telling you guys about some sinus problems I'm.

Speaker 4

Having, okay, because you said you went to the doctor and you had something done, and I thought you might have got d sex.

Speaker 1

No, no, no, not sex.

Speaker 3

You guys had a field day with it when I was telling you, oh sorry, you guys were very supportive.

Speaker 1

Tackle Listen. The doctor was quite surprised from the teat scam.

Speaker 3

That I have a bent nose with what he refers to as fatty cartilage.

Speaker 2

Fat fat bent nose.

Speaker 1

Says that the bulbous thing that I was referring to, that's your nose.

Speaker 3

As you can see. Can you see the bump in my nose bent? That's the bump there.

Speaker 4

He's got a fat, bent nose and he needs a nose job, didn't they say?

Speaker 1

He said, we could be looking at surgery.

Speaker 4

Looks like the great action we design your new nose. I think I'm thinking Michael Jackson's style.

Speaker 1

If you get an if you get a nose job and come in.

Speaker 4

Like a real house five laughing again, just listening to that back. I forgot about your bent nose and your fat nose.

Speaker 1

So the problem is he actually.

Speaker 4

Went to the hospital and they diagnosed you with fat nose.

Speaker 1

Cartlge, not fat nose. You just let me know when you're done, because.

Speaker 2

You went to the hospital thinking.

Speaker 4

A problem with you.

Speaker 2

He would Clint, I need Clint, he would.

Speaker 1

Don't make me laugh, it hurts myself.

Speaker 4

Actually, Okay, he went to the hospital thinking they were going to tell him you had a whole his.

Speaker 2

Pain in his cheek and they're telling.

Speaker 1

Him fatty cartilage.

Speaker 3

Crying.

Speaker 2

Okay, sorry, I'm sorry. People's medical problems.

Speaker 4

So, okay, the problem, but you were born with it, thought, okay.

Speaker 2

Go.

Speaker 1

Over the Christmas break, I was an extreme pain.

Speaker 2

I'm sorry.

Speaker 4

I know it's not funny when I start laughing.

Speaker 3

It was an extreme pain, and I got a tooth removed. Yes, the dentist did a dodgy job. And when they removed the tooth, we think they pierced.

Speaker 2

My sinus and it made your nose go fast, I.

Speaker 1

Swear to God. So my face was swelling up like only on the left side so much.

Speaker 2

It was very bad. I felt very sorry for you.

Speaker 4

I did.

Speaker 2

Sometimes the eye was twitching.

Speaker 1

My eye was starting to close.

Speaker 4

So you didn't have a whole fat side of your face, not just your nose.

Speaker 1

So we did it.

Speaker 3

We did a CT scan and the doctor said that he thinks I had fatty cartilage.

Speaker 1

So he sent me to an e and.

Speaker 4

Tat specially not a dentist.

Speaker 3

No, we're focusing on the nose. In the ET, I went there and I bought you a present. They put a camera up in.

Speaker 2

My that's disgusting.

Speaker 3

On the big screen right now, if we hit play, this is a camera inside.

Speaker 2

It looks like you've got flag that.

Speaker 3

God, this has a been a real rollercoaster this break, hasn't it. That is inside?

Speaker 2

What's that thing sitting across it?

Speaker 1

So it looks like a spider web. That's the mute on the side. And just here, just here, see how inflamed it is.

Speaker 2

It looks like it's on fire.

Speaker 1

It is on That's why I'm in pain.

Speaker 2

Is that your tonsils?

Speaker 1

No, that's nose.

Speaker 2

Okay, what is that thing they put.

Speaker 3

I mean that shouldn't be that. That's like so fat. I need to try and get that removed.

Speaker 4

There's hairs in there, so.

Speaker 1

I have to now flush it out every day.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but with antibiotics in it, and I've got to put a special cream up there.

Speaker 4

He's in the video.

Speaker 1

Okay, turn the video.

Speaker 2

Off, yeah, okay, so you won't laugh. I won't laugh. I don't like making promises.

Speaker 4

I can't get okay, So we've got to antibiotics up your snorkel.

Speaker 3

Yep. So we flush it out and then there's an ointment I'm putting on the inside as well. How far up the camera went right right up and down my throat.

Speaker 1

I could. It came out my.

Speaker 4

Throat like those people that do with lolly snakes.

Speaker 2

Suck it up there.

Speaker 1

I'll tell you what the doctor said. If you promise you won't laugh.

Speaker 2

I'll do my best. I won't laugh. I just can't look at you.

Speaker 3

He said, we're putting my nose on a diet.

Speaker 2

How do you do that?

Speaker 3

Well, we have to get all, like the the fatty cartilage out of.

Speaker 2

There, but how do you put it on a time.

Speaker 3

So that's why we're putting antibiotics through it, and I'm flushing it out. So each day I'm trying to remove some of them fatty cartilage.

Speaker 2

What do they melt it?

Speaker 3

Well? No, no, no, just it sheds from the sides so it comes out like in the morning.

Speaker 4

Oh, and when you have to put the cream up, do you use your finger or apparatus?

Speaker 1

No, just put my finger.

Speaker 2

That wouldn't go very high.

Speaker 1

No, just there and then like it's.

Speaker 2

Just Sidney snorkeled nostrils.

Speaker 1

Well, I can't get my finger up there because it's a fat nose and.

Speaker 2

You've got pretty fat fingers. Well, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 3

Do you think it's spreading to the rest my body?

Speaker 4

Did you ask about the rest of your body? Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up feeling Good A Nomber one hundred. Jason Lauren them on socials

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