Is We Dumb?

Is We Dumb? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Dan Cummins and Joe Paisley explore some of the worst/best/dumbest content the internet has to offer, and laugh at the possible collapse of society.

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Episodes

Is We Dumb? | Butt Egg. Road Rash. Tattoo. Karate Toilet.

Great news, everyone! We can all be professional artists now because we have discovered that one can poop out paint eggs onto a canvas and sell it for money! Hooray! Let's talk about that, accidentally flooding a movie theatre bathroom, a cheerful approach to remembering we could all die at any moment, wishing you were physically disabled, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever ...

Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 19 min

Is We Dumb? | Lawnmower. Prostate. Gas Bag. Veggie Tales.

Have you ever gone to the gas pump and concluded that a plastic grocery bag was the proper container for a couple gallons of gas? No?! Well, let's talk about that, professional dick pics, how much Yoko Ono sounds exactly like a goat, armchair script writers that can outshine Breaking Bad, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your sup...

Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 14 min

Is We Dumb? | Fishing Boat. Grilled Cheese. Accordion. Roller Skates.

Remember that one time you and your friends got into a deep conversation about what it would be like to have accordions for legs? Wait, you don't?! Fine. Let's talk about that, running for your life while wearing Rollerblades, getting an expensive pocket knife confiscated because you're an idiot, why you shouldn't glue your vagina shut, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you...

Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 19 min

Is We Dumb? | Fire Wasps. Golf Cart. Panda. Semen Smoothie.

Did you know there's an IG model with almost 500,000 followers who promotes drinking semen smoothies to boost your immune system... and also rub jizz on your face while you're at it? Well, there is. Let's talk about that, jumping off a three story hotel building into an 8-foot swimming pool, almost catching your house on fire killing wasps, sexy taxidermied rat underwear, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** WE ALSO HAVE OUR VERY FIRST 'DUMB DUMB IDIOTS: LISTENER EDITION' *** The numb...

Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 15 min

Is We Dumb? | Throat Mask. Rolling Stones. Spaghetti. Eating Bees.

*** WE ARE AWARE OF THE AUDIO ISSUE ON THIS EPISODE. IT HAS BEEN ADDRESSED. *** Have you ever opened up a can of food and immediately thought to yourself, "You know what? I wish there was a human mouth with gnarly teeth in here." No? Fine. But let's still talk about that, a grandma getting kicked out of bingo night for having a hole in her neck, forgetting your car keys a million miles away, eating a handful of bees, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to ...

Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 16 min

Is We Dumb? | Biker Bang. Wheelchair. Gasoline. Mashed Potatoes.

Did you know that Dan was once a counselor for naughty kids? And then during a counseling session, he passed out and the naughty kids raided the medicine cabinet? hahaha... let's talk about that, jerking off in a movie theater, a poor girl who woke up on the embalming table, having tastebuds in your butthole, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We trul...

Sep 02, 2020•1 hr 7 min

Is We Dumb? | Pubis Mound. Baby Muffins. Secret Note. Macaroni.

Listen... if you're visiting Yellowstone National Park and then going online to submit a one-star review because there's "too many elk"... you need to have your internet privileges taken away permanently. Let's talk about that, accidentally blasting porn for the entire neighborhood, frivolous lawsuits, the stupid technological trend of having smart everythings, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to...

Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 10 min

Is We Dumb? | Chicken Arms. Sponge. Bus Driver. Garbage Cowboy.

When the air temperature reaches 100+ degrees, is it THEN ok to unplug your dying dad's ventilator in order to plug in an AC unit, ultimately killing him? Probably not. Let's talk about that, lassoing garbage cans with an extension cord, your father walking around your house in his whitey tighties, and a lot more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly app...

Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 14 min

Is We Dumb? | Hammer. Cheeseburger. Stephen King. Inflatable Pool.

If we had a dollar for every time our mom got blasted drunk and made us ride in an inflatable pool on top of the car to keep it from blowing off while she drove... we would have exactly zero dollars... because that's next level stupid. Let's discuss that, getting super mad at inanimate objects, a real-life AMAZING treasure hunt, and so much more on another LAUNCH DAY episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? w...

Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 4 min

Is We Dumb? | Play Dead. Blowjob. Machete. Cold Sore.

Dan and Joe kick off their new show by sharing their own embarrassing mistakes, then dive into absurd news stories like melon-headed thieves and a sexual fantasy involving machetes and a broom gone awry. They also scrutinize ridiculously negative one-star online reviews and highlight an uplifting story of a WWII veteran. The episode concludes with a look at bizarre products from Wish.com, all while exploring the idiocy and occasional brilliance of humanity.

Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 9 min

Is We Dumb? | Official Launch Trailer

*** OFFICIAL 2 EPISODE LAUNCH AUGUST 12TH *** Is We Dumb? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Dan Cummins and Joe Paisley explore some of the worst/best/dumbest content the internet has to offer, and laugh at the possible collapse of society. The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your support. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Video version of the official trailer: https:...

Jul 15, 2020•3 min

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