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Is We Dumb?

Dan Cumminswww.siriusxm.com
Is We Dumb? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Dan Cummins and Joe Paisley explore some of the worst/best/dumbest content the internet has to offer, and laugh at the possible collapse of society.
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Episodes

Is We Dumb? | Yard Sale. Escape Room. Snowman. Bony Hotdog.

NEW INDUSTRY ALERT! We all know real looking sex dolls are a thing... but now you can RENT THEM! Let's talk about how creepy that is, almost getting pelted by a deer while sleeping, getting out of an extremely hard escape room, finding a baby on the subway, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VAGs2yw_H5I Show Links: Gun Safety | https://bit.ly/3euFjtr Deer Bus | https://bit.ly/2R52Wjl Sex Doll | http...

May 05, 20211 hr 29 min

Is We Dumb? | Triceratops. Fork. Asteroid. Stepmom.

FINALLY! Joe's lifelong quest to find a tangible use for throw pillows is over! And it involves a wiener because of course it does. Let's talk about that, people that really care about forks, screaming at your wife for being too high, getting gum stuck in your pubes, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Xe8Iob81das Show Links: Endangered Sounds | https://bit.ly/2Qn8TYb Fence Window | https://amzn.to/3...

Apr 28, 20211 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Bubbles. Bomb Shelter. Umbilical Cord. Tiny Pillow.

Think about living in a world where you had to throw confetti EVERY TIME you said the F-word. That's neat! Let's talk about that, getting insanely mad about a seal pillow, a war that was almost started over fish farts, a $6,000 charging cable, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/jSffBIqK8T4 Show Links: Church Singer | https://bit.ly/39O7kcM Umbilical Cord | https://etsy.me/3uy1Las Suggestions for seg...

Apr 21, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Buffalo. Buffalo. Buffalo. Pipe Bomb.

If you're looking for a believable excuse to get out of work, don't pretend you were kidnapped and proceed to tell police it was because your dad buried a bunch of money in the desert. Let's talk about that, why we need to dial back gender reveal party explosives, the cutest puppy wearing an IWD custom vest, getting offended at a restaurant that's whole premise is to offend you, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: ht...

Apr 14, 20211 hr 22 min

Is We Dumb? | Shrimp Toss. Idaho. Pullet Surprise. Clogs.

Do you ever think about how a quality control department at toilet paper factory rates their products? You will now. Let's talk about that, a restaurant owner that fires back HARD at one-star reviews, getting caught pretending you're pregnant, gluing clogs to a bird's face, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/uhW5_Oq5KAg Show Links: Idaho Dummy | https://bit.ly/3cdHVLn Shoebill Stork | https://bit.ly...

Apr 07, 20211 hr 25 min

Is We Dumb? | Small Shoes. Corn. Pogo Stick. Naughty Hoover.

Do you ever fantasize about being naked on a gigantic cruise ship with 1,000's of other nude people for a couple weeks? YES?! Perfect. Let's talk about that, carving words into corn cobs for money, leaving the bedroom on Heelys after having sex, finding out you've been taking showers wrong your entire life, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/vpOoBsgXdus Show Links: Skier Cliff | https://bit.ly/3toY1...

Mar 31, 20211 hr 24 min

Is We Dumb? | Tamale. Patty Cake. Crustacean. Tornado.

Have you ever visited a notoriously giant museum just to later go online and complain about how big it is? Let's talk about that, our new knockoff version of TED Talks, lobsters with giant knockers, playing patty cake in a funeral home, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/9Ox5G0gx_OM Show Links: Atherstone Ball | https://bit.ly/3rte3ji Odd-Body Furby | https://etsy.me/3rw5wMe Bumpers | https://bit.ly...

Mar 24, 20211 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Spine. Creamer. Hummer. Fake ID.

Sending an unknown white powder through the hospital bank-tube system is all fun and games until you come back to work and the FBI is there. Let's talk about that, complaining about velcro straps on shoes, asking your mom for permission to masturbate, calling the cops to get your fake ID back, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/AiEFRg6R2Hc Show Links: Mickey Mouse | https://bit.ly/2NQHnBC Spine Bag ...

Mar 17, 20211 hr 20 min

Is We Dumb? | Saucer. Potato. Kindergarten. Tugboat.

Are you an adult that just so happens to be in the care of 5 infants... AND have always dreamed of spending the night in a giant potato? You're going to be so pumped. Let's talk about that, accidentally alerting everyone they're about to die, stabbing your husband over mistakenly thinking he was cheating, getting super pissed about a children's book, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-qZkhLQ2gD0 Sh...

Mar 10, 20211 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Didgeridoo. Oranges. Baseball Bat. Fake Owl.

You ever hear the one about the dudes who decided to eat 66 pounds of oranges in 30 minutes to avoid paying extra baggage fees and then developed insanely painful mouth ulcers? It's not a joke. It's real. Let's talk about that, ramming a didgeridoo up your tailpipe, turning your uncle's skeleton into a guitar, dropping acid and rubbing glow stick liquid all over your body, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://...

Mar 03, 20211 hr 25 min

Is We Dumb? | Artificial Intelligence. Heckle. Sticker. Squeaky Chair.

Did you ever think one could raise over $30,000 for charity simply by delivering pizza out their apartment window? It's happening. Let's talk about that, a lady that's completely oblivious to the sound she is making in a movie theatre, announcing that you "Eat Ass" to everyone around you, heckling your kid's piano recital, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/3FOsjyHZqJw Show Links: Neon AI | https://...

Feb 24, 20211 hr 25 min

Is We Dumb? | Meat Market. Chemtrails. Anxiety. Canary.

Have you ever been having sex and thought to yourself, "Man... I wish I could use my balls as a dildo." Yep... now you can! Let's talk about that, going to jail for egging a cop car, the ugly side of LA culture and the reviews they leave online, high anxiety trying to open plastic grocery bags, and more on today's episode of IWD?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/xfhlzBA3em8 Show Links: Dad, How Do I | https://bit.ly/2L8rFjR Chemtrails Swit...

Feb 17, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Dinosaur. Moonwalk. Pressure Washer. Floppy Pilot.

One of the best perks about being a pilot is when mid-flight the windshield explodes and SUCKS YOU OUT OF THE F****ING AIRPLANE!! This. Actually. Happened. Let's talk about it, some weird eating habits that exist in the world, a hotline you simply scream into, moonwalking everywhere you go forever, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/36h38jY Show Links: Wet Pizza | https://bit.ly/3t2Y0d6 Soccer Boobs |...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 16 min

Is We Dumb? | Mushrooms. Kegels. Barbie Jeep. Alpha Male.

Have you ever visited an online forum to ask strangers if you could sue a neighbor, who agreed to watch your kid for a couple hours for free, into having to pay child support? WTF?!?! Let's talk about that, a giant ass eagle none of us even knew existed, a waitress saving a little boy from further child abuse, riding janky Barbie Jeeps down rocky hills, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5GHrPUxuu2c...

Feb 03, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Sock Puppet. Stapler. Liquor. Distortion.

How many different tools and gadgets can one possibly fit into a ridiculous, seven pound Swiss Army knife? Spoiler... so many. Let's talk about that, a top-notch example of instant karma, a local nurse saving a stranger's life while in traffic, Nicolas Cage staring at you while you eat every meal, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate...

Jan 27, 20211 hr 18 min

Is We Dumb? | No. Chewbacca. Electricity. Magic Toaster.

Chances are, you've been hammered drunk at one point or another. But have you ever been "change your legal name to Celine Dion" hammered drunk?! Let's talk about that, a recent windstorm that absolutely wrecked Coeur d'Alene, ID, a heartwarming story about a stolen dog returning home, fighting an orangutan with a sword, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcas...

Jan 20, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Hamster. Snow Blower. Light Bulb. Whoopee Cushion.

Remember that one time you ordered McDonalds through a food delivery service, and when it didn't show up you called 9-1-1 to complain? Probably not. Let's talk about that, why a mom had to bury a microwave in the backyard, screaming at mechanics thinking they control the universe, accidentally throwing away all your kid's Christmas gifts, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever y...

Jan 13, 20211 hr 16 min

Is We Dumb? | Cheese Roll. Horse Head. Morse Code. Flamethrower.

Ahhhhh yes, the long standing tradition of decorating a horse skull with bells and a bed sheet before wondering throughout the village to challenge strangers to a singing competition. Wait, WHAT?! Let's talk about that, some super poor quality control by a ceiling fan company, completely wrecking yourself chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill, ridiculous algorithm generated Facebook shirts, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to ...

Jan 06, 20211 hr 20 min

Is We Dumb? | Sweet Tea. 5G. Garth Brooks. Habanero.

Imagine that your dog is getting attacked by a 350 pound bear. Would you tackle it and start punching it in the face to save your dog? Let's talk about that, a lady's butthole being marked as a business by Facebook, a racist dude getting absolutely destroyed by a can of Twisted Tea, having a gun pointed at your forehead, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podca...

Dec 30, 20201 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Santa. Laptop. Nerf Gun. Germs.

Have you ever bought an absurd amount of laptops, hid them from your wife under your bed, and then literally never used them? Let's talk about that, procrastinating on buying a gift until it costs you over $100 in shipping, a mall Santa making your kid cry, the complications generational gaps have when watching porn, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts!...

Dec 23, 20201 hr 26 min

Is We Dumb? | Spackle. Die Hard. Wifi. Milk Jug.

What if the late John McCain was the main character in Die Hard and not John McClane? Let's talk about that, laughing as your dad falls off the roof, accidentally giving your wang-piece a snakebite tattoo with a stapler, getting WAY too high when spraying wall texture, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your support. New episodes e...

Dec 16, 20201 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Microwave. Duct Tape. Meth. BB Gun.

Just in time for Christmas, did you know you can send your favorite humans a fart in a jar?! That's right, it's a thing you can actually do in this amazing world. Let's talk about that, makeshift ways to repair an automobile, why microwaving a glow stick is a terrible idea, trying to sit down with no knees, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly ...

Dec 09, 20201 hr 18 min

Is We Dumb? | Cigarette. Sea Scooter. Yo-Yo. Pizza Hat.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex to "Cotton Eye Joe" or "God Bless the USA?" Your wait is officially over with the "Worst Songs to Have Sex To" playlist! Let's talk about that, our inability to listen to the most basic of things our wives say, some terrible advice from a so-called doctor, some saucy pictures in a yo-yo trick book, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We ...

Dec 02, 20201 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Bill Gates. TikTok. Grinder. Body Odor.

No matter what anyone tells you, please refrain from setting yourself on fire, overdosing on Benadryl, sticking metal stuff in electrical outlets, or intentionally smashing your friend's head into the ground. Let's talk about that, casually rolling a dry ice bomb into someone's living room, how evil Bill Gates truly is, the world record for sexual partners in a single day, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and ...

Nov 25, 20201 hr 20 min

Is We Dumb? | Explosion. Alligator. Threesome. Gummy Bears.

In order to avoid parents having to explain things to their own children, all horny elephants are to be jerked off BEFORE people visit the zoo! RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, finding out the Army blew up your mom's body, tossing a live alligator through a drive thru window, restaurant customers helping a struggling chef in an emergency, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! "Who the What Fuck?" returns, and our FIRST Listener's Edition of "One Star Heroes" today! The number one thing you c...

Nov 18, 20201 hr 15 min

Is We Dumb? | Novocaine. Butthole Mold. Denny's. Good Boy.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate, and then send it to your friends and family? If yes... then BOY, DO WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! Let's talk about that, the worst dine and dash attempt of all time, complaining online about boinking your sex toy to pieces, a fire log that smells like KFC, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the g...

Nov 11, 20201 hr 6 min

Is We Dumb? | Groundhog. Slip N' Slide. Homicide. Haircut.

Wait... a college professor got fired for saying a word in a completely different language, that kinda sounded like a racial slur in another completely different language?! Let's talk about that, having a pet groundhog that lives under your porch, getting matching haircuts with your son, calling out people who don't put their shopping carts back, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wh...

Nov 04, 20201 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Rattlesnakes. Yoga Pants. The Prez. Flat Tire.

Remember that one time Joe Pesci made a legit rap video about "bitches that will getcha?" We didn't either. Let's talk about that, your wife walking around Walmart with her vagina accidentally hanging out, feeling like a complete idiot while on the phone with a costumer service representative, funny Ouija board reviews, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcas...

Oct 28, 20201 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Chastity Cage. Blind Seal. Pegging. Angus Young.

Do you have a crippling fear of wearing a male chastity cage on your wang and then having hackers permanently lock it remotely? It's happening out there. Let's talk about that, parrots that call you a "fat tw*t" when you walk by, watching some dude poop in the sand in Venice Beach, being best friends with a seal for a decade, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** PREMIERING A BRAND NEW SEGMENT TODAY CALLED "WHO THE WHAT F**K?" *** The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate...

Oct 21, 20201 hr 11 min

Is We Dumb? | Five Bucks. Punch Kids. Lifejacket. Mirror Fart.

There's a lot of ways to chip a tooth... looking at your own butthole in the mirror is a new one to us! Let's talk about that, a pizza shop owner who tries to fight costumers in the parking lot, beating the s*** out of a huge flock of 3rd graders, a viral video with a story that keeps getting better, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreci...

Oct 14, 20201 hr 13 min
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