Wall of Fire

You might have felt magic the first time you looked into your partner's eyes. Perhaps you've witnessed one of David Blaine's many street miracles. Maybe you're god. In any case, real-life magic is hard to come by. There are a few guaranteed places to find it, though: on the Game of Thrones planet, in select David Blaine episodes, and at Mike Bogart's Magic Store. Here at Mike Bogart's Magic Store, 5% of our loot chests contain bona fide magic, but the real trick's on you! Also in this episode, Josh takes to Reddit to finally reveal which religion is right, Mike's mayoral bid is squashed by umbrage on the letter Y, and Tapan visits the world's finest hugging bakery.

Pairings: the rock bottom expectations of total anonymity; concise commandments; spaghetti, but in the mail