'Tisn't It Gigantic?

When it comes to procuring maternal love, your hosts are downright experts. As seasoned sons, we're battling it out in the filial trenches every day, grinding those approval numbers, forecasting birthdays, remembering to call. In other words, earning our percentage. Tune in this week to learn how you can achieve the amount of love you deserve when your senior citizen parents welcome more competition into the fold. Later on, we learn a lot about our moms, Josh brushes up on his arm action, Tapan greases a palm or two, and Mike moves into a shitty old underground cave.

Pairings: car wash skis; ha'p'orths; a substance even more slippery than eels

SHOW NOTES

• Contraction reaction
• Thanksgiving family fun
• Please don't put this on your food