The Whales of Land

There's something inherently satisfying about the number three—the rule of thirds in photography, the rule of three in writing. ...See? Two isn't enough of anything. Especially podcast hosts. Folks, we're breaking all the rules this week, 'cause Josh ain't our huckleberry and we're weaning ourselves right off the rails he traditionally keeps us on. That's right, it's just Tapan and Mike coming at you raw and unfiltered this time, and boy will you miss your straight man. We wean in and bing all kinds of shit in this one, including: can whales commit crimes?; ohio face examples; josh harrison plagiarism; and smocks for cats.

Pairings: a virtual assistant that's as good as a real friend at binging stuff; an admirable pumpkin; a clue