The Electoral College of TV
May 17, 2019•33 min•Ep. 99
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Episode description
We’re makin’ the dunes safe for you and me,
From the former beach to the former sea,
We’re the Sand Patrol and we’re here to say,
Follow the rules and it’ll be okay!
No one’s gonna get purged tonight,
The Tremors worms won’t eat you.
The Sand Patrol will keep you safe,
And, Hell, we’ll even greet you!
That’s right, in this one we make a show where it’s lifeguards but for sand. Later on, Josh starts a brawl in a pizzeria, Mike introduces PTSD for health, and Tapan stomps all over Josh’s still-beating heart.
Pairings: enough pepperoni; a nice, red berry; 10% of all your money
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