The Bubble with Grandma

Well, folks, it’s hot out there this week, and we're hosing each other down like so many elephants in the circus of life. When they make this one into a movie, Josh’ll be played by Harrison Ford, the irony of which is almost as delicious as Tapan’s new signature dish: (and we quote) “handheld... omelette... hash.” We’ll let that concept germinate for a moment. Meanwhile, Mike imagines a future in which we grow vegetables for later consumption, and we all take a lovely trip to Josh’s grandma-themed mind palace.

Pairings: 100% more mozz stick; a whirlwind of butterflies to pee on; immense wealth

SHOW NOTES

• The face of apathy
• The origin of the stuff
• The hottest car around
• Taco Bell's newest breakfast innovation
• Fat stacks
• Wealth, the man
• I gotta do it, man
• A quarter of a million millions
• Tapan's dream simulator
• Stale, cold blood
• Double trouble
• Hoplophilia