The Beat Is On

When two highly-trained, ruthless Greek warriors come to blows in the heat of battle, each single-minded in his purpose, muscles rippling beneath their sun-kissed, sweat-drenched skin—that's the kind of human perfection you just have to paint. When Mike strips his singlet off and flails around on top of Josh like a desperate fish gasping for water—that's the kind of human perfection you'd... rather listen to. In this one, we hold the world's most naked high school wrestling meet, Josh throws shade at a tint grifter, Tapan can't enjoy kids anymore, and Mike has a real hard time not poisoning dogs.

Pairings: a vet on standby; wrestling earmuffs; Epcot Shmepcot