Tai Chew

Right around 1991, Al Gore invented the internet, and since then everything's gone downhill: first Mufasa died, then there was Woodstock '99, and eventually the Zune was available for purchase. That downward spiral culminates in this very episode of Instead Of, in which Tapan's WiFi fails like so many of our nation's small businesses. Nevertheless, we manage to put our signature funk on this one: Mike keeps his eye on the sky, Josh takes the "stop" out of "bus stop," and Tapan pelts his friends with fruity flavor until they fall.

Pairings: floss, you animals; proper thumb posture; James John’s stolen aromas

SHOW NOTES

• Break me off a piece of that Al-mond Joy!
• (Adjective) (Amphibian)
• How kids get famous these days
• What's in the box??