Spanish Toast

Matrimony: life's greatest thrill. Much like a rollercoaster, marriage has its ups and downs, which is a terrible thing to say if you're toasting at a wedding. And if there's one thing you'd think we here at Instead Of are qualified to do, it's toast at weddings. Fear not! Much like pretending we grew up speaking Spanish, we can fake almost anything. Listen in as we toast the various merits of virtual strangers who portioned off some love for their new partners. Later on, Josh somehow fails to have two PS4s, Tapan sniffs out a lie-lingual, and Mike learns what's what vis a vis toilets.

Pairings: a generic hallway; speed toast; a live-in spider