Mike and Josh's World Tours

Sup, friend, from the flesh of the apple, and we here at the Five Star Apple Fest shall permit you entry. Drink of the apple's blood, and you shall join us as heralds of a grand new apple future, where societies the world round will kneel in reverence of the majestic apple and its awesome power. Tarry not! Suck from the teat of the apple juice blaster cannon and enter a red, delicious new world! Other stuff going on in this one: the Josh Harrison World Tour: Josh Harrison: Josh of All Trades, hot drinks at seven, and a genuine request for real advice. You'll be glad you came.

Pairings: an apt nagmoji; "cash withdrawals;" BYOL(augh Track)