Lumberjerks Wanted

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, the first thing those people need is a Really Dope Flag. Luckily, here in Insteadovia, we hold THESE truths to be self-evident: That triangular flags are really just pennants--a sub-category of flags, sure, but not the Genuine Article; that your rights to Life, Liber-tree and the pursuit of Sappiness are inalienable vis a vis how your Pee smells; and that no amount of Jerkmurder, however infinite, is enough to break the bonds that tie us all together.

Pairings: Fore-head skin™; a cool new wang with a bunch of new crime-fighting features; a handful of cream

SHOW NOTES

• Study them flags
• Sweet pea
• The best? organ
• Be a terrible family member
• Unicorns and rainbows
• Copyright infringement