Keys, Limes, Pies

After 29 episodes, you’d think we’d come up with some new stuff to talk about, but here we are: it’s 2018 and Tapan’s still inventing sports drinks for shut-ins. Yep, we’re just a handful of snacks lookin’ for a good time in this one—Josh accepts a dare to contract botulism, Mike rubs Ragú on his clients, and we adapt Mark Z. Danielewski’s avant-garde horror masterpiece for kids.

Pairings: A custodian's key ring, Walk the Line; love for your natural penis

SHOW NOTES

• Wrong ingredient
• The Mile High Club
• That rush you get when listening to Vance Joy
• Snack selection
• Keep it lookin' good