Kernel Pleasures

You'll smell us coming this week, 'cause we're starting some Orville Redenbacher beef. Your 'corn's subgourmet, Orv. At other times during the episode, we meet a very stylish and handsome monkey, Master Joshua gets saucy and we love it, and Tapan's worried about his brain grammar. Hey Dan in Cleveland... you're welcome.

Pairings: a 12 foot wing span; 50% more taps; a seat

SHOW NOTES

• How to raise money for your team
• Fruit snacks at their prime
• Eat your fruits and veggies
• Shuckin' since 1951
• The most alpha car ever:
• Standing vs. sitting
• Gesticulation
• My Dad Wrote a Porno
• Eighteen little pigs
• Mastering the honorific