His Gaze Is Directed Where the Pillow Rests

Lots of podcasts out there talk a big game about loving their listeners, but how many of them are in love with their listeners? Here at Instead Of, we love you deeply, which is why all 250 of you should consider this your formal invitation. To what, you ask? Why, have you ever wanted to hit another person with no consequences? Have you ever wanted to soar, bird-like, through the rafters of a high school gym? Have you ever heard late 2000s dubstep? Experience these three entertainment options, along with two other options, at the first annual Tapan and Mike’s January 10th Rockin’ Eve, where you get cash and we don’t have lawyers. Also in this one, Tapan‘s birthday celebrations swell to a newly legal high, while Mike and Josh’s birthdays plummet, at terminal velocity, into the gutter.

Pairings: smell-O-vision; a rebound Frosty; human hair, for accuracy