Hair Metal Today, Gone Fishin' Tomorrow

With the latest Marvel flick hitting theaters soon, we decided to take our own crack at leaving the best part of the pod until after the credits roll. Welcome to your weekly box office bonanza, where this week shit literally gets real. That's right, we interact with the outside world live on the air, and boy do we learn some lessons. Tapan learns the subtle, supple delights of holding a Tide pod against his bare flesh, Mike learns how to strip for fitness and profit, and Josh learns why you shouldn't approach your heroes in the bathroom.

Pairings: Platt-level jowls; the fastest horsecar this side of the Mississipp'; rhythmic cleansing

SHOW NOTES

• Bigger than Bond
• Semi-fest
• Tapan's nightmare
• Clean eating
• The 50 best quarterbacks