Every Human Has 14 Bones

“Well, Lloyd, another big night at the poker table,” Josh said, taking his seat at the empty bar. He closed his eyes, rested his forehead in his palm. How long had it been?

“Did you come out ahead, sir?” said Lloyd, polishing a glass.

“Don’t I always,” said Josh, a wry smirk peeling his lips. He sipped the drink Lloyd put in front of him.

“Indeed, sir,” said Lloyd.

“You know, Lloyd, something’s been on my mind lately.” He looked at Lloyd with a glint in his eye. “I keep coming here, to the beautiful Tulalip Resort Casino just off I5, and I keep winning, and I keep coming, and I keep winning. And yet…” he trailed off.

“What’s the problem, sir?”

“How long have I known you, Lloyd?”

“Why, Master Joshua,” said Lloyd, “you’ve always been the caretaker here…”

In this one, we win a lot of money and have a great time at the beautiful Tulalip Resort Casino, just off I-5 in scenic Tulalip, WA. Later on, Mike rides a short horse to a long camel fight, Josh dives fist first into a bowl of ramen, and Tapan Poochies out of the episode when you least expect it, never to return.

Pairings: poopless dollars; a bib, like babies use; if you’re a regular listener to this show and you don’t have moon boots by now, we can’t help you