Bring Your Dirt

Hey friend, you look tired. Take this pamphlet and come on down to Tapan’s Sleep Farm, where everything’s 100% above board. You know that big old abandoned warehouse down by the highway? Now it’s Tapan’s Sleep Farm, a totally normal warehouse full of beds where there’s never been a mass suicide. Here at Tapan’s Sleep Farm, our chloroform is medical grade and all our clients rave about how normal our business is. Tapan’s Sleep Farm: Like Tea, but for Sleep. Later on, Josh platformsplains Crash Bandicoot, Tapan sucks the soul out of the sink, and the boys relive their halcyon days in a Seattle we thought we knew.

Pairings: some fizzy gunk to sit in; the embrace of a single pinky; a persistent Q