BREAKING: Statue Refuses to Change Position on Amateurs Fighting

Here at Instead Of we pride ourselves on keepin’ it real, which is why we’re solving the fake news crisis with our fists in this one. Tapan knocks Mike’s toilet paper anxiety out cold, Mike throws in the towel on prom, and Josh finally punches Tapan in the face.

Pairings: a Costco card; a name tag; and will somebody please get this poor rabbi a parachute!?

SHOW NOTES

• NBAGOAT
• The inner monologue of Tapan's mom
• The Safe Way to shop
• Sunrise, sunset
• Better than Tapan's choice
• An adventure to the past
• Statuesque