A Coalition of Dunces

In sane times, Josh feigns crimes;
in strained rhymes, he pain-dines
on primetime slime: pasta fagioli.
Ghouls wanna be him, but can he swim?
His cookie skim 'bout to send him to prison,
so tune in, ladies and gentlemen,
The Jesus of Cola has risen.

Meanwhile, we make coke, glue stuff to our cars, and rob a bunch of children.

Pairings: nerves of steel and a giant appetite; scruples; not being Josh's friend on the internet

SHOW NOTES

• Can't stop, won't stop
• #5
• World famous
• The worst kind of train
• They take the ramp
• Water is proof of life in space
• Earworm: The Movie
• Lunar ocular yeasted flatbread
• Does it even dark matter?
• $1.2 million of sizzle