The battle of the porn mustaches. Doc regales us with his tales of Mexican donkey show. We look back on some of the musicians from our youth. We finally convince Ern to see Deadpool and Wolverine.
Ern's blaxploitation Batman. Kamala reveals her inflation plan. Who had the best fro? Hurricane Debby blows a party into Florida
Ern has begun abusing his poor, innocent pupper. A review of the latest Zelda game. Getting in the holiday spirit. The dangers of depending on an OF income. A brief history of the Monkees.
A quick peek at the Olympic standings. We disocver yet another of Ern's weird fetishes. Kamala's new campaign ad. And other misguided attempts at adult conversation.
The attempt on President Trump. NY has gone to poo-poo. Ern explains the architecture of an oubliette. A rough week for celebrity deaths. Ern's birthday surprise.
All of Cameron Diaz's flaws according to Ken. Dreaming about Drew Barrymore. The dangers of honey wrestling. What does the hood in Gotham City look like? Who portrayed the Joker the best? Batman is a sadistic a-hole.
Has Hawk Tuah's 15 minutes run out? We talk politics (ugh!) The Beatles were trash. The Wu-Tang show. Nobody should be to poor for health care. Encounters with officer "Bruh Stupid".
Doc's campaign update. Why is Wisconsin food so phallic? Our favorite "Twilight Zone" episodes. Ern almost gets hauled off to the looney bin. WTF is a "crack bear"?
Did we create a new phrase? The infamous "gerbil story". The minimum wage issue. We discover the "hawk tuah" drink. Obelisk the psychopathic horse.
A few of Doc's campaign promises. Ask Dr. Doc gets weird. Gen Z is getting harder and harder to understand. Strange monoliths appearing again. AI sexbots are coming.
Doc's hospital mis-adventure. Ern gets fancy and teaches us a new word. Is Amazon too addictive? We're getting a new toy for the studio. We let the cookies decide our fate. An attempt at figuring out a redneck family tree.
Doc has come back to keep us in line and regales us with tales from the hospital.. Big E is out making that cheddar. Stoney sits in as a guest. We try water from different parts of the world.
Giraffes be snatching people's kids! Is time served reason enough to forgive? Ak Dr. Doc. We go on a minor political rant. Nobody doesn't like Cajun food.
Ern got his grubby little hands on Mt. Dew hard seltzer and lets us sample them. Remembering Brother Dege Legg. Different canned coffees are given the test. Louisiana's castration law.
I kinda got stoned and forgot to take notes. You're just gonna have to listen.
Doc's new theme song. Revenge of the cyst. That idiot in DC actually did something good. Rhi answers "Mano, or bear".
Who will be first to join OnlyFans, Jojo Siwa or Gypsy Rose Blanchard? Ern's review of the new Fallout TV series. How do conjoined twins have sex?
A new way to avoid people. No evidence of our youthful shenanigans exists (thank the Force). How women are really in control of the world. Top 10 most hated songs of the 90s.
Our personal police search stories. Taxes...why? Quiet on set documentary. A Rhi-view of the new Roadhouse. A California man takes a leg to go. We sample some Asian snacks. When will Louisiana government wake up?
Ern's big money making scheme. P Diddly makes headlines. Ern shares his love for AOC. James Brown, the original mumble rapper.
What's the difference between alcohol and liquor? Woke-ism is officially a mental disorder. For some odd reason, Dylan Mulvaney is still relevant. Suspect tosses a suprise bundle while running from police. Is taking advantage of someone else's screwup a crime?
The real reason girls like the cars that go "boom". New Yor...why bother? Milf-mobiles. People should be more like the Addams family. The latest Snoop cereal came in! How to get out of jury duty.
What does "handicapped" look like? How to properly have sex with a pie according to Ern. Free Deez Nuts! Should selfies be banned during concerts? Rhi's dirty phrase of the week. We further corrupt Nurse Ratchet.
Rhi decides she loves us again. Unfair work laws. Is TikTok going away? Different ways to measure time. Do cops treat males and females differently? What we're streaming. Trying instant hotpot.
Try as we might, we cannot stay on one topic. Rent-a-fatty. What will our alien visitors be like? This dog is definitely NOT man's best friend. And who knows what else?
A deep intellectual discussion on butter versus margarine. A sample of what Dane does best. Ern has a mooch problem. Big supreme court win for Trump.
What are Bert and Ernie's couple roles? Danny Masterson catches a beat down. Prison labor, good or bad? Big E is sick of tipping. Texas homeowner fatally wounds BBQ thief. Japan's Muslim ban. Who wants monkey for dinner? Doc's campaign update.
Doc educates us about the Hays code. Maggot on a plane. Commercial airliner breaks sound barrier by mistake. Ern's cruise plans. Man suing Powerball. What we would do if we won the lotto. We remember (some of us not so fondly) our first times.
In this extra long episode, we talk Valentine's day, Mardi Gras, and politics. Ern dreams about one day meeting a streetwalker. 2024 Rock and Roll hall of fame nominees. Danny Masterson update. Snoop suing Walmart. Ask Dr. Doc.
Rhi-Rhi gets loaded. Doc's royal connection. Doc makes a huge political announcement. Florida man games. The magic power of boobs. Sampling Sunny D seltzers.
