We sample Eggo brunch in a jar. What is a "Xennial"? Ern puts something good in our mouths (for a change). "Classic" music makes us feel old. Brian hates Greta Thurnberg. Ten things women do that annoy men.
The Texas border crisis. Our latest Asian market finds. Most overrated chain restaurants. The origins of Goth. Urban dictionary phrase of the week. Does WWE have a future? The T-Swift superbowl. Custom AI sex dolls?
Ern cooks it up, but can't take the heat. Why Ern watches golf. Colon cancer is a bitch. A very special "Ask Dr. Doc. The history behind the song "Layla". Thirteen things men do that annoy women.
Brick lady gets exposed. Ern thinks ACAB. We get subjected to bubblegum pop. Man catches plane...the hard way. Superbowl conspiracy theory. Stanley cups...WTF? You can have your ex eaten alive for Valentine's day.
We trash talk ourselves into an interesting debate...cannibalism or incest? Nic Cannon has competition. Sampling Asian snacks. How beauty standards have changed. Rhi-Rhi educates us.
Could the American Pie movies be made today? We discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard. The ongoing Opelousas drama.
Danny Masterson enters the penal system. We missed the whole MTV era. Music festivals ain't what they used to be. Hooters went bye-bye. Tipping...good thing or not?
In this super-sized episode, we look back on (and judge) Ern's past. Weirdest things ER staff has found inside people's "no-no" places in 2023. Our Christmas recap. Strange flavor combos to try. We sample some drinks.
The gang talks xmas til Big E leaves, then the rest go completely off the rails)
The pre-Christmas show. We're talking toys. Does Ern get an allowance for being a house husband? Snoopwatch is over! Doc makes a mess with his nuts.
Our Snoop cereal came in! Our latest cartoon obsessions. Doc tries to summon Pinhead. The Crunchcup. Ask Dr. Doc. Are modern women on a power trip?
Welcome to the gun show. Comedy ain't what it used to be. Do you allow your pet on the bed? Where to find hookers in Dallas. What satisfies our munchies. Top slang terms of 2023.
(We promise to try harder next time) Whatever happened to Schoolhouse Rock? We magic missile the darkness. Louisiana cryptids. Russian MILF gangbang. New shows coming out. A criminal genius commits the crime of the year. Waffle House brawl.
A little of this. A little of that. We try new foods. Ern's continuing legal drama. We go off on a hell of a ramble.
We patent a new word. No "scissors" at Rhi-Rhi's slumber parties. Women be trifling. The different types of "verts". We create a terrible drink.
What Ern won't put up his butt. Thanksgiving recap. Our preferred spoon positions. Things Uber drivers hate.
We're talking $h!t. Why we've been tossed out of bars. Our favorite Stephen King stories. Where not to go on a first date. Why Ern is so "extra".
An English lesson. Our Halloween recap. Origin of the term "Easter egg". New Beatles song. AI "artist" gets signed to record deal. Longest word in the English Language.
A really bad thing to do with coffee. We have our own lab rat. Rhi-Rhi finds her voice. Ern's brilliant Buc-ee's idea. Our dream voicemails. The times we fan-girled out.
Kylo got his certification. The "spaghetti policy" explained. The gang drinks some heinous things. Ern's sexual hangups. Doc explains the Middle East situation to us.
Big E is MIA. Nurse Ratchet got da cooties. Todd joins us as a special guest.
Remembering old fast food joints. The best "hold my beer" moment EVER. Punk talk. Is AI really a good thing?
Ern's eatery plan. The real dangers of driving stoned. Big E learns what hash is.
New ways to insult people. Movie maniac. People doing stupid crap for likes.
We discuss the Glory (not the hole). Ern is going to be Doc's landlord. What is punk?
Burners figure out how to drown in the middle of a desert. The importance of getting a cootie shot. Ern invades dreams.
How women are like horses. Ern continues his mission to do manly things around the studio. A crappy day to fly.
Etiquette at adult functions. Weird pumpkin spice products. Non-consensual fire hydrants.
Ern discusses his next money making scheme. Crime takes a bite out of McGruff the crime dog. How to deal with the po-po.
Join the crew as we discuss what men do when they are bored. The Stoney biopic. Who's ready to vab? William Gee sweats a lot. Nine months left
