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Inside the Closet

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.
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Episodes

Y'all Getting Fired!

On this week's episode of Inside the Closet, Emma and Matteo talk about the pros and cons of a personal assistant and laundry service and Matteo shares a few facts about Emma's favorite restaurant, The Cheesecake Factory. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 02, 202149 min

Smoking Cockroaches

Hello Closeteers. Emma and Matteo do a quick check in this week and Matteo has a bad experience in a hotel. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 26, 202125 min

Muscle Daddy Porn

Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells Emma about what's going on in the news, having dinner with Matt Damon and Emma has a plan for TikTok! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 20, 202151 min

Adult bouncing!

Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells us about the fantastical ferry to Ptown that was, unsurprisingly, full of gays. Emma goes IN on heckler, and we talk about some adult bouncing. We're also getting more and more into TikTok, and want to know who you're following! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 202136 min

Almonds can go f**k themselves!

Hello Closeteers. Do you like peanut butter? Because that's what we're talking about today. Fuck almonds. We're peanut people, and proud. We also get into how weird of a story Peter Pan really is, and learn about TikTok from an expert. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 05, 202145 min

But I Douched

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we recap Matteo's eurotrip, and take a deep dive into the Tiktok matrix with Emma. We get some meaningful insight from other comics, and figure out if a muscle egg is something gross or not. We're getting vulnerable, and that's okay. Let us know what's on your Tiktok discover page. We're trying to see something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 29, 202149 min

Pulling in Washington w/ Akeem Woods & Tyler Mead

It's a double feature on this week's episode of Inside the Closet! First, we catch up with Akeem Woods (@Akeemwoods) about life on tour, and Floridian culture. We also catch up with Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) who's title we're still not totally sure of. We talk about being young, ambitious, and terrified of birds. Remember to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon for video episodes, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 22, 202146 min

Cooked Carrot Fingers w/ Jaye Mcbride

We have a very special guest this week on Inside the Closet. Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar is here to talk religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We go deep on the lasting impact of Catholicism, and how to spin gold from it. We also talk about the power standup has to inspire others, so long as they're not in Bushwick. Remember to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon for video episodes, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Jul 16, 20211 hr 7 min

Overhead Baby

This week's episode of Inside the Closet has some real bite, and not just because we're talking teeth. Emma walks us through her wild ride in the oral surgeon's chair, and Matteo recaps his trip to Spain. We decide what to do with children in first class (Hint: remove them), and try to figure out why pride causes so much FOMO. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Jul 08, 202148 min

No Nights Off (with Eagle Witt )

This week Inside the Closet is joined by the incredible Eagle Witt (@EagleWittOfficial.) As his name suggests, the man's smart. He walks us through his comedy journey from bicoastal class clown, to his big debut at the Comedy Cellar. Eagle is one of the hardest working comics we know, so be sure to check him out if he's performing in your area! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 01, 202133 min

The Man With a Purse

Hello Closeteers, and happy pride! Inside the Closet is celebrating by catching up with some of our favorite queers. We have Gale coming in to tell us about her Jet Ski Adventures in Brasil, and Nick joining us to revisit his encounter with a threatening flutist. It's a real gay episode, and we hope you have a very happy and gay June! Remember to follow our Instagram, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 24, 202140 min

We Are Desperate!

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet and Emma and Matteo are recording together in person! Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content. Happy pride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 18, 202134 min

Giant Pride

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet. We're talking about pride month. The peaks, the valleys, the parties, the intimate diner dinners, all of it. Emma and Matteo take a moment to celebrate one another, we learn about how to pull hair properly, and ask if some people forgot how to socialize, or were rude before the pandemic. Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and join our patreon for exclusive bonus content. Happy pride! Learn mo...

Jun 10, 202133 min

Got Oxygen?

Welcome back Closeteers, and happy pride month! We’re out here celebrating, by staying in and celebrating in our own unique way. Whether you celebrate with oxygen tanks, vitamin drips, and pancakes like us or with Molly and dance parties it’s an overall good month to be gay. We’re so happy to have this little podcast family, and want to hear what makes pride special for you. Let us know on Instagram, Patreon, or in a review on Apple podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

Jun 03, 202136 min

Hardert to Talk to

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Inside the Closet. We are talking customer service gone WRONG. Horribly, horribly wrong. We even get a cameo from Emma's mom. We don't encourage stealing pens either, but we know where you can get them. We then get into some good old fashioned pop star news. It's everything you know and love. Be sure to follow us on IG, subscribe to our Patreon, and rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

May 27, 202137 min

Pancake Pop Up

Closeteers, do you like pancakes? Because Inside the Closet is getting all up in the BEST cakes. We're talking fluffy, we're talking soft, we're talking doused in butter and syrup. We get an update on #ToothGate2021, and look for... creative solutions to a yeast infection. Let us know where to get the best pancakes in your city on our Instagram page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 20, 202137 min

Gayover! (W/Ravi Roth)

This week's episode of Inside the Closet is a real trip, because we're joined by travel expert Ravi Roth (@RaviRoundTheWorld). Ravi tells us about his new show Gaycation, and his travel experience. From a shit show in Bali, to an illicit interview in Amsterdam he's really seen it all. He also give us his best tips and trips for airports, and we wanna know if you have any as well. Drop a comment on our Instagram or Patreon, and be sure to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

May 13, 202146 min

Struggles with Froyo

Closeteers, we're late to this, but we have to talk about on Inside the Closet. The Demi Lovato drama with the Froyo shop. It's wild. We watched THE WHOLE apology video on air. We even made our own apology videos. Please weigh in. Let us know your thoughts about the Froyo drama on our Instagram page. Rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 06, 202148 min

Daddy's World

Hello Closeteers. We don't say this nearly enough, but we're so happy to have you here with us at Inside the Closet. We're also happy for porn. Bear porn, bareback porn, verbal pron, daddy porn. We're talking about all of it. We also do an anthropological study on why queer women love pool so much, and give an important lesson on how to spot a straight at the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 29, 202147 min

Fall of the Mall

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to toothgate 2021. We're getting into dental, damn! Inside the Closet is giving you a glamorous look into the cosmetic procedures that keep us looking pretty from veneers to full scalp scabbing. Emma and Matteo each call their moms about moving back home, and we owe 1 pop star an actual apology. Give us a listen, and if you like it be sure to subscribe and review. If you really like it, follow us on Instagram. If you want us to afford rent in New York, sign up for o...

Apr 22, 202147 min

Bored or Fetish

Closeteers, things are almost starting to feel normal again here on Inside The Closet. Matteo's flying, and Emma contemplates fisting. We're really getting back to our roots. We gotta know your opinion on pimple popping though, yay or nay? Be sure to check out our Instagram page if you're interested in Nick (@nicksmith) because we're trying to set him up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 15, 202144 min

The Wedding Expert w/ Jamie Lee

This week Inside the Closet is joined by the lovely and talented Jamie Lee (@reallyjaimelee)! Jaime tells us all about shooting her brand new show, The Wedding Coach, streaming on Netflix right now. You might even see some familiar faces if you give it a watch. We talk about what makes a good wedding, and more importantly what makes a good therapist. Be sure to join our patreon, rate and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 08, 20211 hr 1 min

Eliminating by Penis (W/ MONET X CHANGE)

Closeteers we have a special treat for you this week. We are joined by prolific podcaster, New York legend, and WINNER of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 4 Monet X Change (@MonetXChange). Monet is here to tell us about Survivor, her new podcast with Lady Bunny, and dick. She's an expert, and icon, and her cat might have an accent. You decide on that last one. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Apr 01, 20211 hr 3 min

Comfortable with Fish

Hi Closeteers! This episode of Inside the Closet is all about learning. We found out what a food mummy is, understand windsurfing, and decide once and for all that SCUBA diving is complete and utter bullshit. We don't like SCUBA diving, we don't like people who go SCUBA diving, and we don't think that scene from Along Came Polly is even that funny. Deal with it, you deep sea nerds. Enjoy the episode, please rate and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 202145 min

Get That Red Sauce

Hello Closeteers. Today we ponder life's real mysteries. What are god's pronouns? Do kids suck? How much is too much coffee. We know the answer to at least one of those things. All that really matters is that we're here, we're queer, and we're still at home. Matteo's getting shredded with Adam, our resident app daddy, and Emma's giving away peeps to her peeps. It's a fun time for us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 18, 202137 min

Hot Dog Water Jail

Closeteers we are asking you, do you even know about mac & cheese? Think about, then tell us. We go in on the good, the bad, and the liquid gold. Also, if anyone can explain how a woman goes to federal prison because of hot dog water please let us know. We're still lost on that one. It's a real wild week here on Inside the Closet, but at least we have each other (and the chiropractor). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 202134 min

Comics Language

Hello Closeteers. Have you been feeling jazzed up? Like your heart is full of grief? Or like your locked in a compound? Welcome to the club. We're talking about a year, A YEAR, of Coronavirus. It's had its ups, and mostly it's had downs. Let's relive some of them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 05, 202140 min

Eat My Arm!

Hello Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. You ready for us to talk about eating people? Because that's what we're talking about today. Emma almost cooked herself alive by accident, and Matteo got Punk'd in Indiana by Methusala. Just more of your typical podcast stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 202143 min

The 11 month string (w/ Tranna Wintour)

Closeteers, it is a joy, a delight, a pleasure and an honor to welcome Tranna Wintour back to Inside the Closet. Tranna is now the title holder for most appearances on the pod. Who else can talk this beautifully about toxic masculinity in comedy AND Britney Spears? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 24, 20211 hr 9 min

A Pocketful of Donuts

Closeteers, the pandemic wall has hit, and it hit hard. #InsideTheCloset is a little off the rails. We're talking about chiropractors, Russian folklore, and reclining. Let us know how you're pushing through the quaranting wall on our instagram, our patreon, or in the reviews here on apple podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 11, 202134 min
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