Closeteers, we have a question for you: Is it over yet? Seriously, are we done with this pandemic? Because we cannot take it anymore. We've resorted to talking about geriatric dogs getting it on, questioning whether gym hookups are real, and butts. We're thankful for all of you out there helping us through it, and we want to hear from you! Hit us up on our Patreon or Instagram. We need human interaction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 04, 2021•32 min
Hello Closeteers! This episode was filmed in December, back when Trump was president. This week, we're joined by Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, hosts of the Dumb Gay Politics podcast (@Dumbgaypolitics). We get a little dumb, very gay, and kind of political. How fitting! We also go back in time, and hear about how Julie and Brandy first met, The Big Gay Sketch Show, and have real kiki. This is such a fun episode, and we can't wait for you all to hear it. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join ...
Jan 28, 2021•56 min
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to this week's extremely upbeat episode of #InsideTheCloset! We're talking pastrami, cum dumps, and Joe Biden. None of which are related, but it's all pretty crazy right now. Be gentle with yourselves, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, join our patreon, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 21, 2021•34 min
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to the wildest week of the year so far. We have so much to talk about on this episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have the unique privilege of getting Yamaneika Saunder's (@Yamaneika) take on everything from impeachment to racism, and vets for white people to health and wellness. Be sure to follow us on IG, rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon for exclusive content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Happy New Year Closeteers! We're less than a week in and already SO much has happened this year. We've got the A B C K G E Ms of drugs, sinking ships, and gays shaming one another. It's 2021 baby, and anything can happen so long as it's weird. Let us know how you're ringing in the new year on our instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast, rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, and join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 07, 2021•46 min
Happy New Year Closeteers! #InsideTheCloset is twitching, twiddling and twinking about as 2020 finally comes to a close. We're getting so desperate, we're even thinking about reading a book. Oh the humanity! We're so glad we got to spend time with y'all during lockdown, and please be sure to follow and subscribe so we can have a better 2021. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 31, 2020•36 min
Happy Honda-days #Closeteers! We know the holidays are a little different this year, but we're hoping to spread a little gay cheer with this weeks's episode. Matteo watched every awful holiday movie so you don't have to, and Emma is moving back to NYC! There's a lot to be thankful and happy for. We hope however you're celebrating, it doesn't involve a time traveling prince. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 24, 2020•34 min
This week #InsideTheCloset is doubling down on guests AND friendship, because we have Drew Droege and Tom DeTrinis from their new show "Making Friends" on! We talk about growing up gay, rage, and sucking dick. We weren't kidding about how gay this one is, but like rainbow sprinkles it's a real treat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 17, 2020•43 min
Hey #Closeteers, we've got a true gay icon on #InsideTheCloset this week. It's THE Lady Bunny (@official_Lady_Bunny), girl! She's talking about her brand new Christmas spectacular, What Child is This? She gives us a dose of 5 wigger politics, some singing, and a whole lot of charm. We love the Lady Bunny, and we hope you love this episode enough to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon! Watch What Child Is This in the link Below https://vossevents.com...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Hey Closeteers! The #InsideTheCloset family is hoping you had a safe and responsible Thanksgiving. We've got an extra helping of podcast this week with our special guest Liza Treyger (@GlitterCheese.) We take a deep dive into her relationship with Matteo, life as a Russian immigrant, and Chstropher Meloni's butt! Emma and Liza get to go in on Law and Order SVU, and if you can't get enough true crime be sure to check out Liza's new podcast, That's Messed Up with Kara Klenk. Be sure to rate and su...
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 13 min
Happy Thanksgiving #Closeteers! We know it's been a weird year, but we hope you're finding some holiday joy. We're talking about Thanksgiving, Matteo's odyssey to find a mixer, and Emma's new voting-related turn on. We also revisit Mariah Carey's book because we love human perseverance. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 26, 2020•39 min
Hey Closeteers, if you agree that the best part of waking up is #InsideTheCloset in your cup, then you're practically family. Today we talk about coffee, Hallmark Christmas movies, and a whole lot of turkey. Emma and Matteo share their Thanksgiving plans, and are encouraging everyone to celebrate safely this year. We then try to understand the stock market, but it doesn't go so well. Also, bathroomphobia. Who has it, and how do you cope? Let us know on insidethecloset on Instagram, rate and revi...
Nov 20, 2020•55 min
This week on #InsideTheCloset we got to talk about projectile teeth, sweets, and pranks because we don't have to talk about the election anymore! It's a good time to be American, because Joe Biden won the election. Emma and Matteo tell us about what it was like in NYC and LA the day the election was called. We even discuss the holiday season, because we're just that joyous right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 12, 2020•42 min
Hey Closeteers, just a heads up this episode of #InsideTheCloset was recorded Nov 4. So if you're listening to it in the future it's before they decided he won. We hope the future is bright, or at least less bleak. We don't know what will happen, we don't fully know what has happened, but we sure do talk about it! Our friend Nick Smith even calls in to weigh in on the sheer stupidity of it all. Like, subscribe, review, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Nov 05, 2020•41 min
Hey Closeteers, on this week's #InsideTheCloset we get our Barbara Walters on and hear about Matteo's Howard Stern show appearance! We take a deep dive into the show's history, and find out what makes a penis pretty as well. Be sure to give it a listen on Sirius, and give us a follow on Instagram and Patreon for more content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 29, 2020•46 min
Hey lambs, are you ready for this week’s episode of #insidethecloset? It’s absolutely Glittered with Mariah Carey knowledge. We have our resident expert, and lucky Charmbracelet, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) joining us for this Emotional deep dive. Follow the Rainbow over to our instagram (@Insidetheclosetpodcast,) rate and review on Apple podcasts, and join our patreon. Merry Christmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 22, 2020•55 min
Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but we ARE answering your questions from Instagram. We learn about the unification of Italy, meeting murderers, and what snowballing is. Be sure to follow us on Instagram so you can send us questions, rate and subscribe on Apple podcast, and join our Patreon so you can watch our video podcasts and bonus c...
Oct 15, 2020•37 min
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to yet another episode of #InsideTheCloset. By the time this episode comes out, we'll all be knee deep in analysis of the Vice Presidential debate, but we recorded this on Tuesday so first we gotta talk about the absolute shit show that was the Presidential debate. We get into painting cake, symbolism behind sauce, and BFE (big femme energy.) It's a fun time, and we can't wait to hear what you all have to say about the debates. Write in, rate and subscribe on apple ...
Oct 08, 2020•36 min
Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from lesbians, gays, and even Nick Smith. If you're not already registered to vote, then we don't know what you're doing, but please do that ASAP! We promise it's more important than trigonometry. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon for EXCLUSIVE closet content. Learn more about ...
Oct 01, 2020•42 min
The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs of homosexuality. Acai bowls, Breakups, and Cocaine. Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on Instagram! We love you all, and appreciate your continued support. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 24, 2020•39 min
Hello Closeteers we are back with another new episode. This week Emma finds out what makes someone "billboard famous," and Matteo learns about acquiring a baby from the straights. We want to know what dating apps you're on, and how dating during the pandemic has been. Let us know on our Instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 17, 2020•39 min
Hello, hello hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. Our dynamic duo is so close to a reunion, yet still separated. We get into some of life's greatest mysteries. What happened to everyone from NSYNC? Who do you want giving you a colonic? Should Emma eat less red meat? Could Matteo pull off a caftan? Did they ever get that hot dog? This is hard hitting stuff gang, and we're so glad we have all our Closeteers along for the ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
Sep 10, 2020•56 min
Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroserobbins.) Heidi breaks down Emma and Matteo's charts, checks on their compatibility, and even looks into the future. If you're interested in seeing what the stars have in store for you, be sure to check out Heidi's website https://www.heidirose.com/astrology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...
Sep 03, 2020•56 min
Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being Kellyanne Conway's daughter. Emma and Matteo also weigh in on college kids getting back to school, mental health and Instagram, and the new wave of outdoor comedy shows. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...
Aug 27, 2020•49 min
Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussion about the suburbs, ketamine, and plastic surgery. It's a really fun episode, and we're getting real tired of quarantine, so please write us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 20, 2020•58 min
Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, and we need them now! We talk about some of the latest news including Biden's VP pick, snakes on the train, and anti-maskers. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Checkout Emma's new Tiktok account too Whatsupemmawillmann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
Aug 13, 2020•45 min
Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, and the pandemic. We also talk a little inside baseball about comedy writing, and style. Be sure to check us out on Patreon, and send us your UFO sightings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 06, 2020•50 min
Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us just how sour one lunch can go, and Emma tells us a little more about her dad and his dome. Also, we want to hear about your close encounters of the third kind! Have you seen a UFO, experienced extra terrestrials, or been anal probed? Let us know on Instagram! InsideTheClosetPodcast, and if anyone ca...
Jul 30, 2020•49 min
Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Pl...
Jul 25, 2020•41 min
Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in the time of COVID. If you've ever had a supernatural experience we want to hear about it! DM us on instagram at InsidtheClosetpodcast with your best stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 16, 2020•38 min
