It's 2018, and #InsideTheCloset is back to work! Both Emma and Matteo are dealing with relationship drama. The girl in Boston is done, but Matteo has two men after him. We took questions about dating in the closet, and held an impromptu gay sex ed class for an 11 year old. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.c...
Jan 11, 2018•1 hr 1 min
Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk about her first relationship with a woman, celebrate Emma's birthday, and get pissed at a straight guy for leading a listener on. We even get into Disney's gayest movie, The Lion King, and Emma wants a sex robot. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://...
Jan 04, 2018•59 min
#InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Experts). They stop by to chat about fisting and lies, give advice about getting into comedy and how to regain confidence. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Follow The Unofficial Experts - @Unofficialexpert https:...
Dec 28, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Another #InsideTheCloset where we dive into issues with codependence and adultery in the families, gender, and the logistics of storing pot in one's ass. Also, why therapists are wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 21, 2017•42 min
Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Carly - @CarlyAquilino Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn ...
Dec 14, 2017•1 hr
Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans, and at the View. Meanwhile, Emma spills tea (literally, and on herself), and reminisces about lying to strangers on the internet. Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane (MatteoLaneComedy.com) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann (EmmaComedy.com) Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Learn more about your ad ...
Dec 07, 2017•54 min
#InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic partners, and let the gang answer your dating and steam room cruising questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 30, 2017•59 min
Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 23, 2017•47 min
#InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 16, 2017•36 min
Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight onto childhood signs of homosexuality, and where Emma's love of degrading misogynistic sex comes from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 09, 2017•40 min
Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy flirting, and the life of a gay comedian. There are even serious questions about Pulse, and life under Trump. A straight guy tries to get laid by being woke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 02, 2017•42 min
Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her dad for a change, and her past life as a greeter at Walmart. All than and Annie Lennox on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 26, 2017•46 min
Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo dishes about being on a popular Mexican talk show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 19, 2017•42 min
According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag queens, why masculinity is so precious in America, and what it's like to get acting advice from Ice T. Plus, the usual off the wall stuff that is too ridiculous to type! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 12, 2017•44 min
An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA, Matteo's recent hook up and an action plan for Mariah Carey to get it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 05, 2017•44 min
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversion therapist, who might be gay? Emma and Matteo sit down with hilarious friend, actor, comedian, and producer: Bowen Yang to talk about his experience coming out, bombing at sexting, deep throating hot dogs, setting Emma up with Lindsey Lohan and Bowens gay (?) conversion therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 28, 2017•47 min
Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in balls - only when it is brewing for sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 21, 2017•38 min
Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. And, hate mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 14, 2017•41 min
This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actualization. Mike and Emma brainstorm ways to set up Matteo, and you won't believe what happens when Mike has to jump out of a cake, sexy style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sep 07, 2017•52 min
Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aug 29, 2017•25 min
