This week’s #InsideTheCloset has more everything! More Aunt Cindy, more Cousin Megan, more Cousin Kelly, more Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mike! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Kelly - @k10neb Follow Megan - @mbrowley and @Megan Brownley Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Face...
Aug 09, 2018•48 min
#InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Kelly - @k10neb Follow Megan - @mbrowley and ...
Aug 02, 2018•46 min
The Canadian health care system fails #InsideTheCloset because Matteo is in Montreal and their so called "universal health care" is actually $300. That's okay though, because Matteo has music man Henry Koperski there with him for his Barbara Streisand shows! Emma brings us back into the debate about who works harder, tops or bottoms, and her run in with another "man one" lesbian. Then they tell embarrassing stories from their childhoods! Be sure to watch Emma and Matteo's Netflix specials out Au...
Jul 26, 2018•44 min
It feels like the world is on fire, but at least there's #InsideTheCloset right? Matteo is a little worn out by weird French-Canadian press, and the venue Emma performed at over the weekend wasn't great. It's not all bad though, Emma's dating life is on the up and up, Matteo would definitely look great in a mystery woman's sunglasses, and we talk about Howie Mandel. We figured out our email password, so we answer questions about making someone's birthday special, and how to handle a partner with...
Jul 19, 2018•48 min
#InsideTheCloset is brought to you this week by Canada. Matteo's in Montreal after visiting Bob the Drag Queen, and he calls in to tell us about missing Kike, using Pokemon to fill the void left by sex, and making over his instagram. Emma's got her sexual mojo back, and has a plan ready to trick Lindsay Lohan into loving her that involves a group vacation to Mykonos. We also find out it takes more than 3 gays to remember an email password, so Emma and Matteo are answering each other's questions....
Jul 12, 2018•53 min
Happy 4th if July! New York is melting. With our producer out of town, we’re meeting at Matteo’s apartment to record. Please excuse any ambient noise. Emma is still dead set on trying out for the amazing race, and Matteo’s new favorite show is Ghost Adventures. Plus, more on Kathy Griffin. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com...
Jul 05, 2018•49 min
After a bunch of guests, Emma and Matteo are taking this episode of #InsideTheCloset to catch up. Matteo sang in a castle in Spain for a wedding, Emma's continuing her adventures in dating, and Kike had to leave America for the time being. Emma wants to go on The Amazing Race with Matteo, and Matteo wants to get the Long Island Medium on the show. Will either happen? No, probably not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 28, 2018•54 min
#InsideTheCloset is joined by podcasting legends Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher of Guys We Fucked! Corinne's a little hungover and bruised, Krystyna's got a new fuck buddy, and we don't know what's going on with Lindsay Lohan. We field questions about bottoming and explain sex as "lots of leaking." Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Corinne - @Philanthrophygal Follow Krystyna - @Krystynahutch Follow ...
Jun 21, 2018•1 hr
#InsideTheCloset makes another historic first! This week we're joined by heterosexual comedian Evan Williams. Evan and Matteo take turns impersonating each other and Skeletor, while Evan and Emma realize they look alike. We get into addiction and answer questions about dealing with depression. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Evan Williams - @itsevanwilliams Evanwilliamscomedy.com Follow Princess Cupcake W...
Jun 14, 2018•49 min
Philadelphia, we came, we saw, we really hated that smoothie place Fuel! #InsideTheCloset recorded at the Good Good Comedy Club, and we had a blast! Matteo is sweating cheesesteak, Emma's into lions sexually, and we answered questions from the audience about everything from coming out to how we prepare for the podcast. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Pa...
Jun 07, 2018•1 hr 14 min
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on ...
May 31, 2018•48 min
#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot yoga, and tries to figure out the right balance between private and personal life. We also try to figure out what's fun, and answer your questions about being competitive with gays and exclusivity. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolan...
May 24, 2018•44 min
We have a first this week at #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo are BOTH calling in this week. Emma is still in Cancun, and Matteo is spending some time with Kike. Him and hunk-a hunk-a are still going strong, but Matteo talks the logistics of going from long distance to living together. Emma and the Canadian are officially done. They both talk celebrity encounters, and answer your question. Plus, Kike speaks! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane http...
May 17, 2018•56 min
This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of cigarettes, and whether or not you can keep a public persona from someone you're dating. PS: Emma wasn't talking about meth. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Zara ...
May 10, 2018•48 min
Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about masculinity. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Voice box...
May 03, 2018•59 min
Emma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights to Spain, and his boyfriend will be here in two weeks! We explain that you shouldn't grope people, and special shout out to our fan Luke! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcas...
Apr 26, 2018•52 min
You've heard the stories, and now Gale is finally on #InsideTheCloset! Gale tells us about retreating into the woods to become fully lesbian, Matteo talks about Mariah's big announcement, and Emma gets into scissoring (again). Plus, everyone calls their crush LIVE! See us live at the Vegas Comedy Cellar Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800 Tickets for Emma (4/20 - 4/22) - https://wicf.com/view/performers/act...
Apr 19, 2018•54 min
#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise trip to Spain involving lots of sex and a little molly. Emma struggles with a Reuben sandwich, and romantic entanglements. We answer live questions, wonder if Channing Tatum likes dick, and a very brave audience member tries to court Emma at the show. See us l...
Apr 12, 2018•1 hr 10 min
#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the Starbucks app. You've got to hear this one to believe it girl. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%0915234...
Apr 05, 2018•59 min
#InsideTheCloset is coming at you simultaneously from our New York studio, and Matteo's boyfriend's bed. Matteo explains his nightmare of a travel day, and introduces us to his boo. Emma shares her girl problems, and Matteo busts out some impressive wisdom. We answer questions about coming out to family and threesomes. Special shout out to Bob the Drag Queen for trying to keep Emma safe from apples. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Come...
Mar 29, 2018•51 min
It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help opening up to a friend about mental health. Then she takes your questions (only some of which were directed at Matteo) about how to ask someone's sexual preference, social lives of mayo, and word choice. Remember to drink more water, for Emma. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/t...
Mar 22, 2018•39 min
Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comedy. We dip into some mild armchair therapy, and Matteo tells us a little more about his synesthesia. All that and an ominous message for Emma. Remember to rate and subscribe? See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar Emma's there between t...
Mar 15, 2018•57 min
Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. Emma gives Matteo an emotional pep talk, and Matteo helps her figure out what she's looking for in a partner. All that, some mom love and a message about learning, growing and forgiveness. Check it out! See us live! https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomed...
Mar 08, 2018•44 min
Matteo is back from Spain, but his whirlwind romance seems to have knocked the wind out of him. While he recovers, #InsideTheCloset presents a very special episode we recorded before he left with our friend Patti! Get all the T on what was going on before Emma's bad date, and we answer questions about hecklers and social anxiety. Tweet Emma long distance dating advice! - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Welcome Matteo home - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Check out Patti, ...
Mar 01, 2018•31 min
Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious. Let Emma hear your best sex robot jokes - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Check out Matteo's trip on Instagram - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.c...
Feb 22, 2018•39 min
You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash course in drag, starting out, and how to really deal with a heckler. Emma and Matteo even get into the overlap of drag and comedy, namely that no one should start doing either. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Miz Cra...
Feb 15, 2018•51 min
Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma and Matteo. Tweet Emma and weigh in on her bad date - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about Lord of the Rings - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your ques...
Feb 08, 2018•56 min
From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some real universal dating advice: don't use OkCupid. Tweet Emma for white water rafting tips - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ See Matteo's butt - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Keith (@KeithMalley) and Chemda (@Chemda) and...
Feb 01, 2018•53 min
#InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water rafting. We even do a live Q&A with the audience. Tweet Emma and let her know if the doctor stole her blood - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about "Homeward Bound" - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on ...
Jan 25, 2018•1 hr 27 min
#InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan questions, and give us all tips on how to have game. This time, even Barbara is in. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Same - @SamJayComic Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insi...
Jan 18, 2018•45 min
