Impolite Company host, Chris Cyr, meant to talk about multiple subjects, but got carried away talking about how he'd fix the student loan crisis, while also talking about the idiotic notion of fairness that too many people in this country cling to as the support for every argument they have about why they're better than everyone else. This episode is probably sponsored, by Adderall whether they want to or not. Our theme music is by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their music on Amazon an...
Jun 22, 2023•46 min•Season 2023Ep. 3
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information about how slot machines work. Americans don't actually value hard work, they value striking it rich. We've failed the experiment of legal pot and it's evident in how we smell. ACTUAL Ketamine, delivered directly to your home. Ketamine!...
May 04, 2023•47 min•Season 2023Ep. 2
The Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer, highlight the problems every late night business is facing. Chris offers a solution.
Apr 04, 2023•46 min•Season 2023Ep. 1
As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch. Fat rich kids are more confident than you'...
Mar 07, 2022•49 min•Ep. 117
We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us. Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple. It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Ken...
Jul 16, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 116
Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year? Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our the...
Mar 24, 2021•40 min•Ep. 115
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing. Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify ,...
Mar 03, 2021•46 min•Ep. 112
The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL. Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat? The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing. Should we have had Super Bowl commercials? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places? Have f...
Feb 08, 2021•54 min•Ep. 111
On this Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person. You know. Basically fascism. Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Chec...
Feb 03, 2021•45 min•Ep. 110
On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection. He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson's "Beat It" video over the slightest difference. Hallmark donated $11,000 to Josh Hawley's election campaign. And, people who started relationships and moved in together before the pandemic hit might be the true heroes of 20...
Jan 27, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 109
Chris is alone in his hotel in Vegas. Which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas. Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There's some talk of a time machine. Chris describes the crowd reaction at the show, flying in coach, and how nice airports are overall. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came,"...
Nov 14, 2020•37 min•Ep. 106
Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?". But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN. Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, " Casually Mollie " available wherever you get your podcasts. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify , Apple Music, or every other platform . Enjoy this episode of Impolite Compan y L...
Oct 25, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 104
A quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area. Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time. And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify , Apple Music, or every other platform . Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Compan y...
Oct 09, 2020•45 min•Ep. 103
From our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?" Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators. During the intro, Chris gives some advice on how to score free stuff from a hospital. Follow Kate on Twitter and Instagram . Our new theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify , Apple Music, or every...
Jun 27, 2020•40 min•Ep. 102
Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania. The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member. Also, CSI: Madea. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.
May 23, 2020•52 min•Ep. 101
It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN. The target of his ire? Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company. Or don't. We're not cops.
May 15, 2020•32 min•Ep. 100
A dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex. Not all part of the same story. Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone.
May 05, 2020•36 min•Ep. 99
In this episode of Impolite Company from March 19, 2019, Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary, since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought. Patchouli should go away. And what's up with Blood Alley? March of 2019
Apr 25, 2020•53 min•Ep. 97
From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race. Also, buy a shop vac. It's Impolite Company time!
Apr 17, 2020•41 min•Ep. 94
#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.
Apr 06, 2020•34 min•Ep. 91
Enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order. Listeners give some of their worst work experiences.
Apr 05, 2020•52 min•Ep. 90
We're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine. Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long. Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his favorite "longest jokes(?) ever!"
Mar 25, 2020•29 min•Ep. 90
Kenny Rogers is dead. That's not cool. Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler." Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches? St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020. Impolite Company is Quarantined!
Mar 23, 2020•35 min•Ep. 85
The semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks? We don't know. He just talks and weird stuff comes out. If you know, then you know.
Mar 20, 2020•28 min•Ep. 81
The day the world shut down, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse. The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66. Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.
Mar 19, 2020•30 min•Ep. 80
Chris makes the case for moving New Year's Day to the summer. He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome. One more call for a revolution.
Jun 19, 2019•54 min•Ep. 58
Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today's episode. The best of which is a new children's series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan. He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired. Welcome to Impolite Company.
May 29, 2019•52 min•Ep. 56
Chris discusses Game of Thrones, insomnia, conspiracies, LSD, and good Christian values. Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters
May 15, 2019•56 min•Ep. 55
Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois's recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know "Are we recording?" Welcome to Impolite Company!
May 08, 2019•44 min•Ep. 54
Chris wonders if he's ready to start the show. He can't work the coffeemaker in the studio. He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral. It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite Company!
Apr 16, 2019•52 min•Ep. 53
