Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Sam is back on stage and we’re all super excited about things safely opening up for entertainment. (14:42) How do y’all feel about Rush Limbaugh dying? We didn’t really...ummm...mind, so this is why we’re getting to it so late. I’m not even sure I spelled his name right. (23:30) Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots. (33:15) The guys speak on the culture of marijuana and how it transitioned from the Devil’s grass to Who got that gas? (48:40)...
Mar 07, 2021•2 hr 51 min•Ep. 57
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This episode we have a very special guest! Actor/Stuntman/Stunt Coordinator/ Graphic Artist/ Entrepreneur/Martial Artist/ETC! You’ve seen his work in Marvel’s Black Panther, Infinity War, Endgame, and most recently in Judas and the Black Messiah. The great Jomahl Gildersleeve! You’re in for a treat. He talks about multiple kicks to the chest, jumping off buildings, Infinity explosions, his love for Capoeira, and much more. (46:15) Jomahl tells us abo...
Feb 28, 2021•2 hr 43 min•Ep. 56
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:20) Prayers to everyone dealing with these harsh weather conditions. Hopefully, you get the help you need and make it to the other side of this situation. (13:55) A Texas mayor says goodluck to his constituents, and a black man running for Gov. wants to eradicate Black History Month. (20:45) Dave Chappelle got his name, his show, and his money back, but is the delivery of his message a little tonedeaf? (31:25) Gorilla Glue don’t play, and neither ...
Feb 21, 2021•2 hr 42 min•Ep. 55
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and one year of us doing this thing here! Happy Valentines Day, and subsequently, Happy Side Bae Day. May you be blessed enough to be neither or both. (11:35) Are you really working on yourself or is it just an excuse for being single? (23:00) Super Bowl Weekend! Weeknd? Weakened? We discuss Tom Brady’s legacy, (28:20) and whether or not death is the “great redeemer”. (42:36) Jay brought us The Weeknd for the halftime show. Was there any way to win t...
Feb 14, 2021•2 hr 47 min•Ep. 54
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we have a special guest! CEO of MVet Consulting Solutions, Admin of Black People Trade Too (FaceBook), and Day Trader Eboni aka “Ebo”! (8:45) We give a quick review of action superstar Anthony Mackie’s new movie Outside the Wire, and prove that some things we do are so you don’t have to. (18:00) Stocks, stocks, and more stocks. Oh yea! The trending topic all over social media, but is it here to stay? Get some important info right here. (1:06:55) ...
Feb 07, 2021•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 53
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:45) Time flies when we’re having fun, (16:30) and 2021 is taking some greats away from us early. RIP to the icons that we’ve lost; those that were loved by all, and loved by a few. (38:15) Will Melania divorce little D and chase that Obama book bag, (45:20) and if you cried in the rain who would know? (47:40) Sam’s kids figured what y’all are out here doing with them cucumbers, (52:15) and it’s report card week during the pandemic. (56:00) Speakin...
Jan 31, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 52
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:45) Sam powers through dealing with the side effects of the Covid-19 vaccine, (7:30) and the guys talk about engaging misinformation online. (15:10) Inauguration Day brought out all the Inauguration Baes. Yea, you know who I’m talking about. (38:00) We read off some new Illegal Executive Orders that should be implemented with this new administration, so Hear Ye, Hear Ye on that ass. (56:56) The Mets hire and fire a creepy GM, and should there be a...
Jan 24, 2021•2 hr 35 min•Ep. 51
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and our 50th episode! We have a special guest sitting in on this one. Comedian and writer Derrick Murray is back and we talk to him about his upcoming comedy special. (11:32) Impeachment Part 2: Election Boogalo, the white privilege cut. (36:48) Lizzo fans are body shaming their body positive queen, (51:00) and we all love that chicken from Popeye’s, but why are black people singing about it? (54:10) Lori B. Harvey belongs to the streets and we respec...
Jan 17, 2021•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 50
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy New Year! (12:02) Tom Cruise goes the F**K off with "no apologies"! (23:13) The guys speak on what they got for Christmas, the loneliest gift in the world, and Paula Patton is impossible. (38:40) Mike Pence takes his balls back, The Church of Trump invades the Capitol and literally takes a sh*t, (51:13) and what is the charge for Fox News' propaganda inciting violence? (1:06:55) We review a movie from the Lasso Lady herself, (1:26:05) ...
Jan 10, 2021•2 hr 57 min•Ep. 49
Happy New Year!!!! Thanks for rocking with us, enjoy these classic moments and we are back at you next week with a brand new episode! Be safe, show love, PEACE!
Jan 03, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 48
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Hope you had a great (insert holiday your wokeness will allow) Friday and got some cool stuff to return with the gift receipt! Spend time with the kiddos including the two you don't claim while you check out some early days of the pod including some fan favorites! Be safe, show love, PEACE!
Dec 27, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 47
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and (1:50) who's fault was it?! (9:35) The guys get into a real conversation about finance and what exactly is analysis paralysis. (26:45) We dissect Spelman accepting its first white, female student, and the reaction from social media. White savior or overly excited? (43:10) How will you remember this year? The fellas try to wrap their minds around how to wrap up 2020. (51:24) Does porn destroy the reality of "real sex", or is "real sex" overly ...
Dec 20, 2020•2 hr 41 min•Ep. 46
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (10:00) Rudy got the cooties! Poor Rudy, now onto something important. (13:40) We put some respect on Kim's name, which is the most unexpected outcome of this conversation. (31:45) Teyana Taylor is retiring because she feels unappreciated. We talk about the saturation of the music market, and the detriment of being signed to an active artist, plus...we'd love to have as many followers as her. (43:25) Honesty on social media is a lost art, and what's ...
Dec 13, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 45
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! It's the most irritating time of the year. Christmas music is back and way too early, as always! (3:45) We rap about Thanksgiving and the deep penetration into Sam's nostrils. (19:30) The guys talk about the Brawl For It All, Thunderdome at the Nursing Home, The Great White Hype, the...you get the point. (38:38) Marcus reluctantly tells a story about his privacy being invaded, (42:28) now introducing They Page, and these crackers are getting kinda cr...
Dec 06, 2020•2 hr 48 min•Ep. 44
Welcome to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (4:00) The champ is here! Our own Sam Ridley won the #Standemic National Comedy Contest, and straight waxed the competition. We get into what his experience was like during the contest, and Marcus gives his from a viewer's standpoint. (23:05) Kevin Hart takes some heat about his latest comedy special. I bet he gives a fox now. (41:20) You'll find the worst lies we've ever told our parents right in here somewhere. (54:38) Lyft and Uber strike a massive dea...
Nov 29, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 43
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:00) Anyone else surprised that Thanksgiving is still around given the climate? We are, but Happy Thanksgiving! Are you following the CDC Guidelines? (17:35) Marcus almost shows the Teacher's Lounge his goodie bag, (23:48) and what is a good dick pic? (29:58) MBJ is the SMA. Apparently, they just give this thing away. (38:20) Wonder Woman on HBO Max and Sam thinks GoT hate is heavy handed. (43:52) The guys talk from a comedian's stand point a...
Nov 22, 2020•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 42
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This episode is sponsored by The Standemic Comedy Show. (2:15) Pres. Elect Joe Beezy may have a squatter situation at the White House, and Van Jones is trying to get back in our good graces. (11:00) Sam discusses the difficulties of a comedian having to edit a set for submission in competition, (13:45) and Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue. (23:50) It's 2020. Hard to go a week without having some losses and Sam speaks on his, (28:00) and the milit...
Nov 15, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 41
Welcome to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, Episode FOETY! To celebrate we're drinking a couple of 40s, so let's see how this goes as a family. (6:20) At the time of this recording we don't have a President Elect, not saying we've had one for the past 4 years, but we just don't have a new one yet. We talk about our voting experiences, lies, and Fox News is on fire. (29:50) Happy Halloween! Blade takes a beating, and in a pandemic trick or treating. One is definitely worse than the other. (36:45) Ar...
Nov 08, 2020•2 hr 36 min•Ep. 40
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and you can tell everybody! (7:17) We get into some undercover fandom, why wearing your sports apparel outside could slow you down, and a little SPORTS TALK! (14:45) Hello insomnia my old friend, Sam says it's nice to see you again. (17:40) We'll have a new leader of the free world next week, but one of us doesn't think that's the case. (23:40) The guys discuss the creative genius of Sasha Baron Cohen, Fear the Walking dead being ...
Nov 01, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 39
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) The future is wireless, (4:50) the struggle podcast, (7:00) and Fear the Walking Pickaninnies. (12:10) Did all the black people in Hogwarts move to Lovecraft Country? We discuss, next! (24:11) We update the listeners on important cases that we continue to follow that affect our community. (27:00) Rudy Giuliani caught in a compromising position with Borat's daughter, Moderator Bae stole the show, and which racial slur do you prefer? (...
Oct 25, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 38
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (9:30) Sam was in Vegas at the MAGA roulette table, and he always bets on black, while Marcus is neck deep in distance learning. (16:30) Tonald Drump has Covid-19, blamed an assistant, but possibly got it from his son who tested positive weeks ago. (22:50) What's with the Lebron James hate? We end the MJ comparison forever, and why didn't he mention Kobe until prompted? (37:15) Cardi B. showed the ladies off to the gram and they got 4 thumbs down, (4...
Oct 18, 2020•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 37
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Yea, yea, the title is low hanging flies...I mean fruit. We were running on fumes, and we had to get this episode out. (6:45) Happy Idigenious People weekend! Not really sure how to celebrate that yet, but Sam is going on vacation to an Indian casino. (10:10) Do you base your opinion of a barber/beautician on the way their hair looks when they're out of the office, and what's more disrespectful; cheating on your barber or cheating on your girl? (16:2...
Oct 11, 2020•2 hr 33 min•Ep. 36
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:05) We accidentally find our way down a parenting and domestic violence rabbit hole, but we ran into a really good conversation. None of this was on the list. (27:38) The Masked Singer, Lip Sync Battle, and finding the buried treasure of pleasure. (40:00) The California Reparations! No, we did not spell Raisins wrong, even though they are more believable. (47:22) Birth control for men? Don't threaten me with a good time! (59:30) The NFL post...
Oct 04, 2020•2 hr 49 min•Ep. 35
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We have a special guest this pod, comedian Derrick Murray! (9:35) Right at the top we have a heated and much needed discussion about the grand jury verdict regarding the murder of Breonna Taylor, and the implications that may follow. (26:40) We get into Derrick's official introduction, him being half of a black man in half of a white man's body, (41:40) and Sam gets some extra attention at Sam's. Just listen, you'll understand. (52:00) Sam and Derric...
Sep 27, 2020•2 hr 13 min•Ep. 34
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We were fortunate enough to be guests on The Bacchanal Podcast earlier this week, and things got out of hand as they usually do. (8:35) Starting off, we jump into allegations of Joe Budden getting a little too friendly with man's best friend, his beef with The Brilliant Idiots, and a smear campaign at the tail end of his contract with Spotify. (22:40) Sam gives some insight on the current culture of the comedy scene, we discuss the myth of "Cancel Cu...
Sep 25, 2020•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 33
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (9:37) Marcus gives y'all his movie that makes him a little misty, and Sam gets into whether you should drop dollars on a gaming console on launch day. (16:45) Brianna Taylor's family receives a settlement after her murder at the hands of the police, but we believe this is a far cry from justice and we get into it. (34:00) Is Roy Jones Jr. scared? Joe Budden smear campaign? J.K. Rowling? Netflix Cuties? Cardi and Offset? All right here. (52:25) If yo...
Sep 20, 2020•2 hr 59 min•Ep. 32
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We are LIVE from the Coterie Social Club in Downtown LA, and Marcus may not leave but Sam warns of Lions, Tigers, Earthquakes, and Wildfires. (21:48) The guys discuss why we applaud Dave Chappelle for leaving money on the table, but we're dragging Joe Budden through the mud for doing the same thing. (31:20) Was it treason for Tonald Drump to withhold how deadly Covid 19 was from the American public, while also calling men and women that hav...
Sep 13, 2020•2 hr 32 min•Ep. 31
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:30) We discuss the passing of Chadwick Boseman, criticism of his last appearance, and explaining loss to your kids. (21:45) The actual Project Power review, spoilers ahead so be wary. (35:50) Here's our Brandy vs Monica breakdown, and hopefully we never have to talk about this "rivalry" again. (49:05) The guys discuss the Jacob Blake shooting and how some of the pale skinned public is trying to make it right, while also defending the 17 year ...
Sep 06, 2020•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 30
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This is Part 2 of "Tony Would Never". (1:35) The guys get into a heated discussion over the appeal of Amber Geiger, the murderer of Botham Jean. (17:00) Naked and Afraid? Are they fu**kin'? (23:08) We ask Can you grow to be sexually attracted to someone because phat assets exist, (25:20) and why doesn't a woman believe a guy when he tells her that her male "friend" wants to beat? (36:18) Did you hit your peak in high school, (39:00) and should men ju...
Aug 30, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 29
Episode 28!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Big Dawg Brandon West came to kick with us once again, so you already know what time it is. (4:50) Mr. West is still out there protesting, burning things with white people but in another setting. (10:15) We have a bone to pick with the ladies and the "legs in the pool" pictures, (13:45) and talk about being desensitized to a lot of the things that we come across on the day to day. (17:00) Here's a non-spoiler review of Project Power (y'...
Aug 23, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 28
