What what!? THIS is Ice and The Face #182 -3.22.18- and it will force your mind to swing for the fences, cross the line, and go too far! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the Master of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us as we camp beneath the stars on a dying planet, chuckle-snorting at all humanity has to offer! And while the campfire screams with the souls of our enemies, we offer up our deepest thoughts on such mind-bending topics as: A troublesome abandoned couch, blind people with gun p...
Mar 23, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 182
Now that we are all here... THIS is Ice and The Face #181 -3.8.18- and it will rub your mind raw! Tonight, we sort of welcome back to the bar, special guest, Stonz! Join us, as we pull out all the stops, cross the lines, swing the pendulum in the other direction, and dawdle along mindlessly as we abusively inundate your mind with special words on such existing topics as: Lady Doritos, spiders with tails, incorrect uses for sex toys, when you do NOT need a sexpert, a man charged with running hims...
Mar 10, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Well now...look at YOU! This is Ice and The Face #180 -2.22.18- and it will scrub you in all those hard to reach places in your brain! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, show favorite, Tony Tedesco! Together, we lavishly regale you with chuckle-worthy musings while slurping down liquid antibiotics for safety and stomp dancing around the campfire, making merry and... Umm... anyway, we talk about such crotch-burning topics as: Scientists and cosplay sex, the new Joker, reptilian sex partners, t...
Feb 25, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 180
BINGO BANGO! This is Ice and The Face #179 -2.13.18- and it will pluck out all your painful brain splinters! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are...something, about Stonz joining us on the show! Together, we pack a picnic basket full of alcohol infused Reddi Whip, crisscross electrical tape over our nipples, and climb up on the back of a mighty giant eagle to safely soar over the land of human behavior and observe random societal brick-a-brack just to bring you important words on such soul gnawing topics...
Feb 16, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 179
YO YO! THIS is Ice and The Face #178 -1.18.18- and it will get your ears like you're King Hamlet sleeping in an orchard! Tonight, Rick and Sarah somewhat welcome back repeat offender, Stonz! Join us, as we skip through the acid rain of everyday life, feeling relief as our skin slowly melts us to death as we address such wince-creating topics as: Condom musings, the Michelin Man's reals name, a man who cemented his head in a microwave, what constitutes a "prank", vibrator mistakes, other people's...
Jan 20, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 178
Oh, how goes it? This is Ice and The Face #177 -1.11.18- and it is here to help you rip all of life's band-aids off with great force! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the ruler of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Creep with us through the wondrous yet disturbing world of human beings, and join us, as we point and chuckle at this and that, while drinking shots of bleach to cope, all to bring you juicy enticing tidbits on such pertinent topics as: Unwanted baby holding, eating Tide pods, low odor KF...
Jan 13, 2018•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 177
FINALLY! Hey, this is Ice and The Face #176 -12.28.17- and it is here to fill your heart with unsolicited stuff! Tonight, Rick and Sarah venture deep inside the horrid sticky world of increasingly more regular human behaviors. Come hunker down with us and walk in a crouched manner as we wander around in a winter wonderland of WTF to bring you professionally crafted opinions on such wondrous topics as: Chimp recognition techniques, unflattering Catholic statues, a woman filled to the throat with ...
Dec 29, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 176
YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake sto...
Nov 27, 2017•53 min•Ep. 175
Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sky wr...
Nov 19, 2017•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 174
WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid Chig...
Nov 07, 2017•53 min•Ep. 173
YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind's feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies, unique dat...
Oct 31, 2017•43 min•Ep. 172
Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep inside the...
Oct 20, 2017•41 min•Ep. 171
Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 - 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as "our reality" and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn babies, ke...
Oct 16, 2017•47 min•Ep. 170
Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight's episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice, Candle-Da...
Oct 09, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 169
This is Ice and The Face #168 -9.30.17- The International Podcast Day 2017 spectacular! Tonight, in a rare LIVE online appearance, we yank up our dirty old long johns, and with completely straight faces, lift our knees high and stomp muddily with booted feet as we make for safe ground. For out there among us, below the stars and softening smog filter, lurk other human-like creatures, and their stink, boy, is so unimaginable, it is such it done stopped a man’s heart! Therefore, it is with great c...
Oct 01, 2017•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 168
YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless...
Sep 18, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 167
WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty in ...
Sep 01, 2017•1 hr•Ep. 166
HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious be...
Aug 17, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 165
YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping, drunk fi...
Aug 06, 2017•53 min•Ep. 164
Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin bas...
Jul 31, 2017•45 min•Ep. 163
HI! This is Ice and The Face #162 -7.20.17- and after teaching our cat how to fly a kite and get sweet abs, we decided to grace your head-wounds with a series of miserable side-quests you wish you didn't have to deal with in order to hit 100%! On this journey, guided by the stupor of a blind man named Stonz, we venture forth into the great unknown, and find out it isn't all that great. In fact, we find out that "great" in "great unknown" is just more of a catchphrase than anything relating to re...
Jul 21, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 162
Oh, hi there! THIS is Ice and The Face #161 -7.13.17- and it is here to reach that part you can't reach! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the overlord of TMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we splash through the mud of everyday life, retching and giggling maniacally, pointing and commenting on this and that! And, as we dip and dodge past giant swooping insects of failure, we bring to you the rotten meaty and stinking truths of such enormously important topics as: Bro jobs, lost and found breast ...
Jul 15, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 161
Hello! This is Ice and The Face #160 -7.7.17- and tonight Sarah and Rick un-stick themselves from the flypaper of life in order to rearrange your most disgusting thoughts into a more manageable series of horrible memories. Join us on this light-hearted romp through the nether regions of the human condition, and you too will understand the path to true enlightenment is a hop skip, and a frolic away. Bathe your basted mind-meats in such topics as: Frolicking, the female condom, splinters in toilet...
Jul 08, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Welcome to the dream! Ice and The Face #159 -6.29.17- is here to soothe all that burning you're dealing with! Tonight, Rick and Sarah go Yankee-doodling with a person for sure, Stonz! Together, we get to rock climbing, lifting ourselves far above the dark city of regular normie life. Looking down in total confusion, sneering with great abandon and unmitigated gall, we allow our senses to absorb as much as three human beings can possibly endure to expend cleanly filtered truths on such zany topic...
Jun 30, 2017•1 hr 2 min
YES! You came! This is Ice and The Face #158 -6.19.17- and it is here to throw hot sand into your mind's eye! :D Tonight, Rick and Sarah join hands and go spelunking into the dank dark earth caves of normie life! Wearing hats with lights on them and swatting away the occasional bat, we do our best to wax philosophical on a laundry list of normie behaviors ranging all the way from hither to thither. Examples include: Cheap robot priests, why there's no Uncle Day, shutting up your kids with potato...
Jun 20, 2017•56 min
Well look at YOU! THIS is Ice and The Face #157 -6.12.17- and it will bleed your mind's feet until the demons have been exorcised! Tonight, Rick and Sarah huddle beneath a giant black storm cloud of normie activities and stand in absolute AWE, shielding ourselves with an iron umbrella, peeking out occasionally with eyes wide to subject our minds to the horrors of normie living in order unveil the dark truths on such jubilant topics as: Modest penises, politician porn preferences, issues with cou...
Jun 13, 2017•46 min
What in the?! HEY, it's Ice and The Face #156 -6.2.17- and it is here to fix your mouth and face up all bright! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, person we know, Stonz! Together, we erect a tent beneath the apocalyptic mushroom clouds of day to day life, and whilst rocking back and forth, humming along to the war drums of irate normies, we chuckle warmly and deliver our views on topics as million-dollar-strong as: Kids and the end times, Carl theories, glass eyes and whatnot, unexpected porn...
Jun 04, 2017•1 hr 5 min
THIS is Ice and The Face #155 -5.26.17- and it is ready for a nice romantic evening at home with you and the misses. Tonight we walk, hand in hand in hand, with our magnanimous life-partner, Tony Tedesco, and take a soul-journey through the wasteland of human confusion and depravity, and in the end, climb to heights hitherto unclimbed. Join us as we reach climactic expanses of the human mind pit with such topics as: Stubble in HD, smelling your finger, used breast implants, plastic surgery on Eb...
May 28, 2017•1 hr 6 min
Giddyup, cowpokes! This is Ice and The Face #154 -5.18.17- and tonight we mount and straddle the most perplexing of human phenomena. Joined by our esteemed colleague, Mr. John Lacki, we strap on our favorite snap bracelets, lower our goggles, and really dig in there. "In where?" you're asking yourself. Good question And as someone far wiser than I once said; there's only one way to find out. You're gonna need shoes for this. Join us as we whip and whinny through such awesome topics as: Children ...
May 19, 2017•1 hr 8 min
CIAO! This is Ice and The Face #153 -5.12.17- and it will steam your sticky buns! Tonight, along with Stonz, the sightless wanderer, Rick and Sarah clog-dance into eternity on the backs of the forlorn. Join us as we go galloping forward, stalwart and resilient, into the uncharted depths of the pitiful and pockmarked human mindscape, to uncover truths on such heated and contested topics as: A theoretical Willy Wonka condom factory, whether or not Oompa Loompas are human enough, fun with bears, co...
May 13, 2017•1 hr 4 min
