This is Ice and The Face #152 -5.4.17- and we will NOT be juggled with like a small sack of beans! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back the original Ice and The Face guest, Mandrew! Hop aboard our sinking ship of misery as we traverse the murky abyss of the human psyche. By the end of our mind-journey, we guarantee you a feeling of refreshing newness, an almost virginal awakening. We'll call it life-douching. And nobody does life-douching better than we do. Join us, as we deeply discuss burning ...
May 06, 2017•1 hr 5 min
Hey good lookin'! THIS is Ice and The Face #151 -4.28.17- and it will rip your still beating heart from your chest and hold it up and show it to you before you die! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome long-term friend, Stonz! Together, we put on our polka-dot boots and wade knees-deep through the ever-expanding sewers of human thoughts and behaviors. Thus, with all our strength, we hold on tight to the very net of sanity, and as one unit, drag the very bottom of the sludge pit, pulling ashore such a...
Apr 30, 2017•1 hr 1 min
This is Ice and The Face #150 - 4.16.17 - The Easter Time Jubilee. On this bizarre holiday, Sarah and Rick decide to crouch behind the bushes of normie life, and watch as folks damn near murder one another over chocolate eggs. It's a real funny time. After the Easter Time slayings slow to a gentle screaming stop, we shuffle through topic after topic in our Sunday best, skipping and whistling tunes about such hot goings-on as: Easter and all that goes with that, Peeps, headless & footless chi...
Apr 17, 2017•43 min
Let's go for a ride! Welcome to Ice and The Face #149 -4.6.17... hope you got your bug spray and tweezers! Tonight, we welcome returning guest and family favorite, Tony Tedesco! As we merrily breathe the toxic air with great abandon, we take turns identifying different stinks beneath a mushroom cloud of a new tomorrow, chuckling at the various origins and getting deep in the science of each normie topic, such as: Fun with fingertips, fun with hefting, Xena, insect...issues, a man who built a wif...
Apr 08, 2017•1 hr 6 min
ALOHA! This is Ice and The Face #148 -3.30.17- and it will unleash a firestorm of brainwaves so hot your mind will melt! Tonight, Sarah and Rick roll out a tattered, puke-stained, red carpet for our "special" guest, Stonz! As a team, we stand beneath the Volcano of Stupidity, and marvel at the sheer size of the idiotic plume of idiotic ashes! Shielding our delicate eyes from the volcanic splatterings of improperly expelled human energies, we put on gas masks and navigate our way out the jungles ...
Mar 31, 2017•1 hr 5 min
Why hello there! This is Ice and The Face #147 -3.23.17- and it will numb all your life-sores! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Lord of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we make camp in the dystopian wilderness, observing normies in their natural habitat. Hear us, as we document the findings and make hypotheses on such off the cuff topics as: Failed fast food ideas, people whose reality show was cancelled unbeknownst to them, how to eat your friends, sex dolls equipped with family-mode...
Mar 25, 2017•1 hr 6 min
There you are! Welcome to Ice and The Face #146 - 3.14.17! Tonight, Sarah and Rick swim through the chunky sewage of human behavior, only to boldly wash up on the shores of the sad and confused. After peeling our skin off and waiting for new to grow back, covered in bucket loads of hand-sanitizer, we navigate through the jungles of insanity to merrily harvest the truths of such epic topics as: Avatars of your dead loved ones, a woman who birthed 69 children, real doll sex toy rental prices, vend...
Mar 15, 2017•1 hr 5 min
There you are! THIS is Ice and The Face #145 -2.26.17- and guaranteed it will give you more pleasure than a back-massager from your local novelty shop! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back, low-level esteemed guest, Stonz! Together, we wear normie-camouflage and tip-toe through the brush and bush of this inexplicably under-evolved human landscape, bearing witness to whacky, even zany, human behaviors, barely making it out alive to bring you some serious truth on hot-button issues such as: Stylis...
Feb 27, 2017•51 min
YO! This is Ice and The Face #144 -2.16.17- and it will help you forget about all that stuff from your life! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back, musician extraordinaire and famous AF guy, Rick Barry! Together, we join forces with a magical mud-skipper, who guides us through the wet and sloppy world of the normies in order to keep us from being consumed by behavior that can only be described as partially explicable, and once we've traversed this garbage-like landscape, we gaily present you with...
Feb 18, 2017•1 hr
Come on out! It's ok! This is Ice and The Face #143 -2.11.17- and it will make you feel more beautiful than the world's most expensive chemical peel! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back Stonz! Together, we gallantly skip through the many microcosms of normie living, dodging idiotic debris, stupidity shards, and wearing matching super short jorts, we guffaw jauntily at such stupendous topics as: Having your dead ashes pressed into vinyl records, fun with email from beyond the grave, dating apps ...
Feb 13, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Shiver me timbers! This is Ice and The Face #142 -2.2.17- and it is here to grind the stump of life! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome our good friend, wordsmith, and overlord of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we sit up in the dark, screaming code words into the night, awaiting the shrieking call of the revolting masses, and after roasting marshmallows by the fire, we slap our knee and he-haw on such wildery and wiley topics as: An ancestor with no anus, fun with extra lips, male...
Feb 04, 2017•1 hr 4 min
HI! This is Ice and The Face #141 -1.26.17- and it will massage you where you need it most! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back wordsmith extraordinaire, Tony Tedesco! Together, we picnic beneath a burning sky, enjoying finger sandwiches among the decay of human reason. Afterwards, handsomely dressed, we power walk through the mall of a guaranteed doomed tomorrow to wax philosophical on such haunting topics as: Sex musk masks, restaurant discounts for seeing rats, bugs in the vinegar, body slam...
Jan 28, 2017•58 min
AND NOOOW.... This is Ice and The Face #140 -1.19.17- and it is here to help you rip that dirty crusty old band aid off! Tonight, Sarah and Rick are once again present with Stonz! Together, we fill a sock up with quarters, bum rush through the wild burning brush of yesteryear, and swing that sock full force until BLAM...we smash open and peel back the thick greazy botox mask of today, revealing the horrifying truths about such topics as: Sprucing up your downstairs, the newest cosmetic surgery c...
Jan 21, 2017•1 hr 9 min
BING, BANG, ZOOM! This is Ice and The Face #139 -1.12.17- The 3 Year Anniversary Show! Tonight, Rick and Sarah stoke the fires of judgement, and somewhat welcome back veteran guest, Stonz! Together, we merrily dip our toes in a river of blood, feast on the bones of normies, and chuckle gaily at the gathering storm clouds of the apocalypse, and, armed ONLY with some stylish undergarments and a trio of hand-me-down jock straps, we unveil the secret truths of such hot button topics as: Fun with bac...
Jan 13, 2017•1 hr 30 min
Hey you! Good to see you! This is Ice and The Face #138 -12.30.16- and it is here to rub bacon grease all over your neck! Tonight, Rick and Sarah are once again joined by the prestigious Tony Tedesco. Together, we fight off rabid sea gulls, rip the tags off of pre-bought pillows, make a fire out of dead childhood dreams, and guffaw joyously whilst excavating a ton of truth on such burning topics as: Miller High Life bottles, chainsaw and genital mishaps, the right way to hang toilet paper, what'...
Dec 31, 2016•49 min
Ho ho ho. This is Ice and The Face #137 -12.26.16- The Christmas ...Our Darkest Hour... Special! Tonight, we get our jollies on by skipping through the normie moments that make the holidays seem so blindingly bright! Together, we shield the brains of the world from nuclear rays of WTF by translating actual human behaviors in such a way that your mind doesn't melt all the way down to a stupid soup! We reveal the shocking truths of such cheery and ho-ho-ho-holiday appropriate topics as: Santa shac...
Dec 27, 2016•49 min
HEY! I didn't see you there! THIS is Ice and The Face #136 -12.20.16- and it will violently tear ALL your band-aids off with great speediness! Tonight, Sarah and Rick huff the breathing air of the normies, and, shielding ourselves from stupidity so toxic it will literally makes your skin melt, we hunker down beneath the smog of human excrement to dig up the rancid stinking truths of such salient and wonderful topics as: Bad disguises, penis arms, hiding contraband in stomach folds and all that c...
Dec 21, 2016•1 hr 3 min
Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #135 -12.8.16- and it is here sandblast your brain meats! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back mildly esteemed guest: Stonz! Together, we hop, skip, AND jump across the quicksand of human reason, armed with a dental dam, some tweezers, and a potato gun to peel back the rinds of reality, revealing the sweet fruits of truth on such important topics as: Ohio beastiality "laws", a guy pretending to be a dentist, ill gotten pancakes, resealing your virginity, parki...
Dec 09, 2016•1 hr 7 min
Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #134 -11.28.16- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special, and it is here to protect you from all that crazy crap you're hiding from everyone! Tonight, Sarah and Rick embark on a magical journey, and armed with cheap hairspray, a lighter, two alien walnuts, and a shriveled turkey neck yanked straight from the cavity, we make merry and get jolly smackin' around this and that about intense burning topics such as: The butterball Thanksgiving hotline, a turkey from 1969,...
Nov 29, 2016•1 hr 3 min
YE-YAY! This is Ice and The Face #133 -11.17.16- and it is here to deal with that rash spreading all over your life! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the master of SuperTMH2.com, John Diptherious Lacki! Together, we traverse the empty dessert of human reason, armed with a leaky Supersoaker 500, a thermos full up with the blood of our enemies, and some very posh draperies, and we assume our ultimate form to uncover the hardcore truths on such in-yer-face topics as: Axe body spray in your mout...
Nov 18, 2016•1 hr 5 min
WOAH! This is Ice and The Face #132 -11.14.16- and it is here to burn down your blanket fort! Tonight, Sarah and Rick, wearing matching plaid ballet slippers, tip-toe gallantly into the cavern of normies, and armed to the teeth with an Autoblow 2 and some stale Pop-Tarts, we get stuck in the inexplicable, logic-defying spiderweb of human behavior to shed the light of truth on such reality-bending topics as: Swole bulls, drinking from menstrual cups, food from the '70's, a man digging his own gra...
Nov 15, 2016•1 hr 2 min
Why hello! THIS is Ice and The Face #131 -11.7.16- and it is here to bleed the feet of our dumpster fire of a reality! Tonight, Rick and Sarah perch on high for the best seat in the global house, armed with Cheetos, squeeze cheese, expired Go-gurt tubes, AND wearing matching bedazzled short jorts! Together, we picnic beneath the darkest of mushroom clouds to laugh gaily at the endless plumes of smoke excreted by humanity from down below, and in the plumes we decode the harsh truths on such damni...
Nov 08, 2016•54 min
HEYO! This is Ice and The Face #130 -10.27.16- and it is here to take care of that little problem you don't want anyone to know about! Tonight, Sarah and Rick are joined by the very famous, Rick Barry! Together, we strap on our ivory cleats, eat chunks of meat from the carcass of hope, cavort upon the dance floor of Dante's inferno, drink kale shakes, and chortle gaily at such astounding topics as: Swallowing a stick of butter, bathing in hot sauce, stone-age rug gathering, annoyances of Hallowe...
Oct 28, 2016•1 hr 3 min
Hello! This is Ice and The Face #129 -10.23.16- and it is here to shmear hot butter on your neck and elsewhere! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wander into the back yard of humanity and reach deep down into a mysterious hole in the ground, and with fists squishing around, we dig out a plethora of information tailored to the most primal parts of your brain and elsewhere, and wiggle them around sloppily in your face to give you an up close and personal look at such dainty topics as: Troubles with moose, t...
Oct 24, 2016•42 min
Well, look at you! This is Ice and The Face #128 -10.16.16- and it is here to take care of those pesky tufts of hair you can't reach! Tonight, Sarah and Rick wrap themselves in rubber blankets and venture into what can only be described as a twisted candy land, pouring with the acid rain of inexplicable human choices, only to reimmerge with the best perspective on such incomprehensible topics as: Dead people watching you have sex, urine facials, moms crying over rap music, sweating robots, botto...
Oct 17, 2016•43 min
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, YOU walked into ours! THIS is Ice and The Face #127 -10.7.16- and it is here to soothe those itchy little bumps you're so sillily worried about! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome back critically acclaimed guest, Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Together, we strap on our boxing gloves, holster several cans of highly destructive bug spray, eat testosterone boosters by the fistful, and slather our feet with essential oils for good measure to safely wad...
Oct 08, 2016•1 hr 7 min
AWW YEAH! Happy International Podcast Day! THIS is Ice and The Face #126 -9.30.16- and it is here to blow your tube socks off your foot corns! Tonight, Rick and Sarah celebrate this joyous holiday by slipping on our favorite camouflage Crocs with matching fanny-packs to preparedly skip through a forest of idiotic human behavior! Listen, as we stand in aw of the severe lack of logic and intelligence bestowed upon the earth by beings who consider themselves "superior" whilst exploring the seedy un...
Oct 01, 2016•1 hr 3 min
Jolly day! This is Ice and The Face #125 - 9.25.16 - and it is here to give your mind hole a good old rogering! Tonight, Rick and Sarah don matching glittering gowns, hunker down beneath the fog of stupid, breathe through the tube of drowning hope, and merrily banter through the rabbit hole of such wondrous topics as: Getting your tubes crossed, repeatedly defecating in front of a store, the importance of eye contact, when helicopters meet cows, the crazy behaviors of Royals, meth and Indiana, w...
Sep 26, 2016•1 hr 2 min
WELCOME to Ice and The Face #124 - 9.15.16! Tonight Rick and Sarah strap on matching cyanide feedbags in order to less painfully slog through a nuclear tar pit of human humaness. Together, we swirl down the toilet of everyday life, lost beneath the global darkness of wasted personal evolution, only to land here, tonight, to wade through the mud of such absolutely life-or-death topics as: Umbilical cord art, public nether region washers, a dude who falls asleep breaking into cars, companies track...
Sep 16, 2016•47 min
There you are! We've missed you! Ice and The Face #123 -9.5.16- is here to accept you with open arms and hard liquor on our breath! Tonight, Sarah and Rick welcome long time person-we-know, Stonz! Together, we huddle underneath a very fortified blanket fort, rub lamps we bought at the flea market with hope in our empty chest cavities, giggle like banshees beneath a growing mushroom cloud, and strap on our ballet-slippers to daintily plie our way through such epic topics as: Wanda City AKA poor k...
Sep 06, 2016•54 min
