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I Will Fight You

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Every episode, I Will Fight You brings you a Cold Hard Fact, usually about cartoons, comics, and movies. Join Annie, Kit, and Maq as they turn opinions into facts like "Skeletor should be your role model" and "Everybody is really bad at being William Riker and Han Solo." Updates every 5 weeks.

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Episodes

Heralds of Valdemar

Our hosts discuss the Mercedes Lackey book series Heralds of Valdemar and Kit proves that any adaptation of this series requires the Jim Henson Creature Shop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 11, 20221 hr 6 minEp. 53

Cyberbully

Our hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss the 2011 Made-For-TV Movie Cyberbu//y and prove the fact that you can just... block people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 07, 20222 hr 14 minEp. 52

Mary Worth

Our hosts discuss the soap opera newspaper comic strip Mary Worth and Annie proves the fact that Wilbur Weston is the worst man in comics. Annie recommends The Comics Curmudgeon and Mary Worth and Me . Mary Worth can be found online at King Features Syndicate's Comics Kingdom . Show notes (in PDF form) for this episode in particular can be found here for our $5+ patrons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 03, 20221 hr 44 minEp. 51

Ladyhawke

Our hosts discuss the 1985 movie Ladyhawke and Kit proves the fact that you should always hire the Alan Parsons Project to score your fantasy film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 20221 hr 37 minEp. 50

Labryinth

Our hosts discuss Labryinth and Maq proves the fact that David Bowie makes everything around him gayer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 20221 hr 27 minEp. 49

Theodore Rex

Our hosts, joined by our own ding dang editor, Lucas Brown, discuss Theodore Rex and prove the fact that when you get a contract, always have your lawyer look at it, and always read the fine print. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 20222 hr 6 minEp. 48

Boys Over Flowers

Our hosts discuss the manga Hana Yori Dango and its K-drama adaptation Boys Over Flowers and prove the fact that in a K-drama, amnesia plots are the least of your worries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 47

Bionicle

Our hosts discuss the LEGO franchise Bionicle and Kit proves the fact that knowing about Bionicle will get you laid (?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 09, 20221 hr 27 minEp. 46

Kindred: The Embraced

Our hosts, led by Maq, embark on a journey back to the far-off year of 1996 to prove the fact that Kindred: The Embraced is the LaCroix of Vampire: The Masquerade. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 05, 20211 hr 44 minEp. 45

Van Helsing

Our hosts are joined by Alexei Pepers to discuss the 2004 film Van Helsing , and prove the fact that werewolves only shed before the first full moon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 20212 hr 25 minEp. 44

Star Trek: The Weird Ones

Our hosts discuss the weirdest episodes of Stark Trek Kit could find, including selections from TOS, Next Gen, and Voyager , and eventually, horrifyingly prove the fact that when you go too fast, you turn into lizards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 20211 hr 40 minEp. 43

Red Riding Hood

Our hosts discuss the 2011 Red Riding Hood and prove the fact that red herrings are not a substitute for foreshadowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 20211 hr 53 minEp. 42

CATS (2019)

Our hosts, joined by Alan Sells, discuss Cats (2019) , as well as the 1998 stage production, and prove the fact that... cats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 18, 20212 hr 18 minEp. 41

Poetry is Good, Actually

Our hosts, but mostly Maq, discuss the art of poetry, the general terribleness of Ezra Pound, and the fact that Poetry is Good, Actually. Maq chose a lot of poems for today's episode; below are some links from her show notes, including some poems we didn't get around to discussing but are worth reading nonetheless. Reading List: Canto 2 from “Hang it all, Robert Browning” to the Greek. 11 lines only, that’s all we need to hate him. Found here: https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/poetry/canto-ii-...

Jun 13, 20211 hr 7 minEp. 40

Venom

Our hosts discuss Venom and prove the fact that it is the greatest accidental love story between a man and a sentient pile of goo ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 09, 20211 hr 48 minEp. 39

My Immortal

Our hosts discuss My Immortal, the infamous fanfic, and discuss the fact that we ALL wrote My Immortal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 04, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 38

My Immortal - The Ebony Supercut

From our My Immortal episode on 4/4/21: We cannot emphasize enough that Ebony has a gun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 03, 20212 min

Titanic 2

Our hosts discuss the 2010 masterpiece Titanic 2 and prove why writer/director/leads make the best worst movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 20211 hr 46 minEp. 37

Outlander

Our hosts discuss the film "Outlander" (no not that one) and Kit endeavors to prove the fact that Jim Caviezel needs a better agent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 20211 hr 25 minEp. 36

Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July

Our hosts discuss Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, a film which dares to ask the question, "what is the opposite of reindeer?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 20201 hr 30 minEp. 35

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Our hosts discuss "The Nutcracker and the Four Realms" and explore the hypothesis/fact that by all accounts, this should be exactly our shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 20202 hrEp. 34

Alpha and Omega

Our hosts regret to inform you that we have watched Alpha and Omega and are prepared to prove that enemy of the show Richard Rich must be stopped, part 7,586. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 20201 hr 35 minEp. 33

Eberron

Our hosts are joined by noted D&D enthusiast Chris Sims to discuss fact that Eberron is the best Dungeons and Dragons setting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 07, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 32

Dragonheart

Our hosts discuss Dragonheart and explain why it's the greatest love story between a man and a dragon ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 02, 20201 hr 43 minEp. 31

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Our hosts discuss Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters and explain why we, as a society, need to stop trying to make Jeremy Renner happen. He's not. going. to happen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 28, 20201 hr 21 minEp. 30

The Matrix

Our lost episode finally comes to light as our hosts, with guest Ally Stock, discuss The Matrix and prove the fact that Neo is a lesbian, from back in the year of our lord 2019. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 20201 hr 31 minEp. 29

The Raven

Our hosts discuss 2012 movie The Raven , which is not The Crow , and discuss the fact that Mackenzie likes the movie she imagines when she watches The Raven, and you will, too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 28

Street Fighter

Our hosts discuss Street Fighter: The Movie and the fact that some scenery is meant to be chewed, and some men are born to chew scenery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 20201 hr 56 minEp. 27

The Cutting Edge

Our hosts (with guest Lucas Brown pinch-hitting for Kit) discuss The Cutting Edge and the fact that romance is a dish best served cold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 20191 hr 45 minEp. 26

Muppet Treasure Island

Our hosts discuss Muppet Treasure Island , and everyone is perplexed by a copy of Henry Kissinger's Diplomacy . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 22, 201958 minEp. 25
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