Garzey's Wing
Our hosts discuss the baffling English dub of Garzey's Wing and indisputably prove that it's a blight on human memory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 24, 2019•53 min•Ep. 24
I Will Fight You
Every episode, I Will Fight You brings you a Cold Hard Fact, usually about cartoons, comics, and movies. Join Annie, Kit, and Maq as they turn opinions into facts like "Skeletor should be your role model" and "Everybody is really bad at being William Riker and Han Solo." Updates every 5 weeks.
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The Huntsman: Winter's War
Our hosts (with guest Dimly pinch-hitting for Maq) recap The Huntsman: Winter's War and prove that you've got to let Chris Hemsworth be charming, goddamnit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 03, 2019•55 min•Ep. 23
The Muppet Christmas Carol
Our hosts discuss The Muppet Christmas Caro l and explain why Ebenezer Scrooge is best performed opposite Kermit the Frog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 06, 2019•50 min•Ep. 22
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Our hosts compare and contrast the original Rocky Horror Picture Show and its 2016 remake, exploring the indisputable fact that you can't polish a rhinestone. Content warning for discussion of a movie that contains issues of dubious consent, cannibalism, sexually explicit commentary, and general horniness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 28, 2018•53 min•Ep. 21
Love Never Dies
Our hosts discuss the indisputable fact that fanfiction has a nadir, and that nadir is Andrew Lloyd Webber's sequel to Phantom of the Opera. News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 07, 2018•58 min•Ep. 20
Chobits
Annie explains Chobits to Kit and Maq, and our hosts explore the possibility that Clamp should never write romance. Content warning for discussion of a comic series that contains relationships between adults and minors, unhealthy sexual power dynamics, and some pretty terrible base assumptions about gender and sexuality. Also, content warning for Annie saying "vagina" approximately eight billion times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 16, 2018•46 min•Ep. 19
Super Mario Bros.
Our hosts explain why the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993 is made for exactly no-one--except our guest, Jake Mason. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 19, 2018•1 hr•Ep. 18
Snow White and the Huntsman
Our hosts discuss 2012's Snow White and the Huntsman and the indisputable fact that sapphic women love Chris Hemsworth. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 29, 2018•57 min•Ep. 17
Ella Enchanted
Our hosts discuss the Ella Enchanted movie and the (debatable) fact that book accuracy is overrated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 08, 2018•59 min•Ep. 16
James Joyce
F*** James Joyce. Content warning for some really weird sex letters and spoiler warning for Love Never Dies (for some reason). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 27, 2018•52 min•Ep. 15
Kingdom Hearts
Our hosts rope in special guest Shannon Manor to explain the entirety of Kingdom Hearts. This goes about as well as expected. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 18, 2018•57 min•Ep. 14
Ever After
In an episode salvaged from several damaged audio files, our hosts discuss why historical accuracy is tremendously overrated. Content warning for discussion of a movie that depicts emotional abuse and the threat of sexual abuse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 24, 2017•55 min•Ep. 13
Transformers
Our hosts go down the rabbit hole of Transformers canon and discuss why the Michael Bay movies are a cautionary tale for licensed properties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 03, 2017•47 min•Ep. 12
The Mummy
Our hosts discuss how the world doesn't need more Mummy movies, and everyone repeatedly fails to pronounce "Hamunaptra" properly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 18, 2017•55 min•Ep. 11
The Wizarding World (Makes No Sense)
Our hosts discuss the somewhat shaky house of cards that is J.K. Rowling's worldbuilding and get real mad about horcruxes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 21, 2017•44 min•Ep. 10
The Swan Princess Christmas
Our hosts recap the direct-to-video Swan Princess Christmas special, and explain why Richard Rich must be stopped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 10, 2016•55 min•Ep. 9
Grave Encounters
Our hosts discuss some widespread problems within the indie horror genre, using Grave Encounters as a case study. Also Annie does her amazing "Canadian groundskeeper" impression. (Content warning for discussion of horror movie tropes, including suicide and unenlightened attitudes toward mental illness.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 29, 2016•43 min•Ep. 8
Mary Sues
Our hosts discuss the phenomenon of the Mary Sue, as present in both fandom and canon, and build their own Mary Sue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 10, 2016•43 min•Ep. 7
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Our hosts recap Star Trek: Save the Whales and discuss why it's the best Star Trek movie ever made. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 30, 2016•51 min•Ep. 6
Jupiter Ascending
Our hosts discuss why glorious garbage sci-fi film Jupiter Ascending should be considered part of the cinematic canon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 18, 2016•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 5
Dragonriders of Pern
Our hosts discuss why the world is not ready for a Dragonriders of Pern movie, Annie has questions about dragon sex, and Maq takes us into the shadowy world of Pern RP. (Trigger warning for discussion of a book series that contains rape, dubious consent, suicide, and Anne McCaffrey's weird beliefs about homosexuality.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 07, 2016•50 min•Ep. 4
The Riker Solo
Our hosts discuss how Han Solo and William Riker represent a character type that nobody knows how to write anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 26, 2016•44 min•Ep. 3
He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special
Our hosts discuss the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special and how it demonstrates that Skeletor should be your role model. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 30, 2016•49 min•Ep. 2
The Swan Princess
In the inaugural episode of I Will Fight You , our hosts discuss the bizarre nexus of their childhoods that is Richard Rich’s The Swan Princess . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 11, 2016•1 hr•Ep. 1
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