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I Will Fight You

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Every episode, I Will Fight You brings you a Cold Hard Fact, usually about cartoons, comics, and movies. Join Annie, Kit, and Maq as they turn opinions into facts like "Skeletor should be your role model" and "Everybody is really bad at being William Riker and Han Solo." Updates every 5 weeks.

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Episodes

Hellboy

Our hosts discuss Hellboy (2004), and Kit proves the fact that Hellboy says trans rights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 27, 20252 hrEp. 83

Madame Web

Our hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss Madame Web (2004) and Annie proves the fact that some movies have less movie than your average movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 20253 hr 7 minEp. 82

Holes

Our hosts discuss the 2003 adaptation of Louis Sachar's Holes and Maq proves the fact that subtext is The Good Shit™. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 20251 hr 51 minEp. 81

Bumblebee

Our hosts discuss Bumblebee (2018) and Kit proves that Bumblebee is a Horse Girl Movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 20252 hr 8 minEp. 80

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

In this special Wolfpäc episode, Annie, Lucas, and Anna discuss Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), and Anna proves that if you're going to go on a treasure hunt, you have to make sure there's actually treasure at the end. Note: Lucas had a pretty gnarly rainstorm during the recording, so you might hear some background noise on his end. Listen. It's atmospheric. Don't worry about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 09, 20252 hr 50 minEp. 79

Romeo and Juliet Round-Up 2: Romeo and Two-Liet

Our hosts discuss West Side Story (1961), Romeo Must Die, and Little Italy , and Maq proves the fact that IT KEEPS HAPPENING. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 02, 20252 hr 17 minEp. 78

The Princesses Switch

Our hosts discuss the Princess Switch trilogy (2018, 2020, 2021) and Annie proves that Christmas is the time to focus on the Holy Trinity of Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 29, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 77

Big Fish

Our hosts discuss the film Big Fish (2003), and Maq proves that many stories throughout history are exaggerations, but you can glean truth from them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 20242 hr 14 minEp. 76

The Works of Mike Flanagan

Our hosts, with special guest Claire Mulkerin, discuss the movies and shows of Mike Flanagan, and Claire proves the fact that Mike Flanagan requires constant squirt bottle supervision. Find Claire Mulkerin on Bluesky , find Claire's games at itch.io , and find Binary Break wherever you download podcasts . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 20, 20242 hr 2 minEp. 75

The Core

Our hosts discuss the film The Core (2003), and Kit proves that scientific accuracy is an all-or-nothing game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 15, 20241 hr 56 minEp. 74

Parody and Satire

In this educational episode, our hosts receive a special lecture from Maq on the topics of parody, satire, and Poe's Law. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 202445 minEp. 73

The Fifth Element

The Wolfpäc returns once more with another Giant Size episode! Our hosts discuss The Fifth Element , and Annie proves the fact that "atrocity" starts with a W. Find Lucas Brown on Bluesky , and Anna Emmaline at Bluesky as well as DMing our very own Jemjammer ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 07, 20243 hr 44 minEp. 72

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar

Our hosts, with special guest Meganbob, discuss 1995's To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, and Kit proves the fact that Wesley Snipes should be allowed to do as much tax evasion as he wants. Check out Meganbob's other podcasts discussed in this episode, Hard Choices and Garden Plots with Skeletor . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 02, 20242 hr 26 minEp. 71

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Our hosts discuss the video game Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004), and Maq proves that this game and its core gameplay mod are High Art and everyone should play them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 28, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 70

Speed Racer

In another special Wolfpäc episode, Annie and returning guests Lucas Brown and Anna Emmaline discuss the movie Speed Racer (2008), and Lucas proves the fact that you can do what you love and create beauty in the face of corporate greed. Find Lucas Brown at lokified.bsky.social , and Anna Emmaline at palindrome.bsky.social as well as DMing our very own Jemjammer ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 24, 20242 hr 55 minEp. 69

Alan Wake and Control

Our hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss the Alan Wake and Control games by Remedy Entertainment, and Annie proves the fact that more video games need musical interludes. Find more from Jake Mason on Twitter at @jj_mason or on Bluesky at @jakemason.bsky.social ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 18, 20242 hr 59 minEp. 68

Hallmark Holiday Romcoms

Our hosts, with special guest Jodie Troutman, do a round-up of four different Hallmark Holiday Romcoms, and Maq proves the fact that, like hot chocolate, all Hallmark moves taste about the same, but they warm you right up. Find more from Jodie Troutman's comics, lettering, and general excellence at LongTallJodie.com ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 20242 hr 22 minEp. 67

Interview With The Vampire

Our hosts discuss the movie Interview With The Vampire (1994) and Kit endeavors to prove the fact that fictional relationships don't have to be healthy to be compelling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 20231 hr 45 minEp. 66

Hackers

Our solo host Annie and special guests Lucas Brown and Anna Emmaline discuss the 1995 movie Hackers, and Anna proves the fact that more media needs to provide its own ship names. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 05, 20233 hr 36 minEp. 65

Annabelle

Our hosts discuss the movie Annabelle (2014) and Annie proves the fact that your haunted dolls have to look like dolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 01, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 64

The 10th Kingdom

Our hosts discuss the mini-series 10th Kingdom (2000) and Maq proves the fact that in order to parody something, you have to love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 20231 hr 52 minEp. 63

The Mask of Zorro

Our hosts discuss the movie The Mask of Zorro (1998) and Kit proves the fact that, like wolves into Yellowstone Park, swashbuckler movies must be reintroduced into the wild. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 20231 hr 39 minEp. 62

How I Became Yours

Our hosts discuss the Avatar: The Last Airbender fan comic How I Became Yours , and Annie proves the fact that the Avatar fandom got WEIRD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 20232 hr 19 minEp. 61

Ju-On vs The Grudge

Our hosts discuss the movies Ju-On (2002) and The Grudge (2004) and Maq proves the fact that sometimes your setting can make or break the story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 20231 hr 59 minEp. 60

The 13th Warrior

Our hosts and special guest Lucas Brown discuss the 1999 movie The 13th Warrior , and Lucas proves the fact that if your dudes rock hard enough, historical accuracy can go hang. Bonus music for this ep: Horse Corner Music is Green Fingers by Richard Bodgers , from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!), License code: M2RV0C5BIL1FLGGU Theme is Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 "From The New World" Arranged For Electric Guitar by AstraVex, used with permission. Find more of their stuff on their Youtube ! Hosted on A...

Apr 09, 20232 hr 4 minEp. 59

Into the Woods

Our hosts discuss the 1991 and 2014 Into the Woods and Annie proves the fact that changing the medium changes the act structure, and changing the act structure changes the meaning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 05, 20232 hr 3 minEp. 58

Romeo and Juliet Roundup

Our hosts discuss Romero + Juliet , Gnomeo & Juliet , and Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss and prove the fact that Romeo and Juliet isn't about what you think it's about. (though at this point I'm pretty sure it's actually about seals) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, 20232 hr 30 minEp. 57

Hook

Our hosts discuss the 1991 Peter Pan film Hook, and Kit proves the fact that BANGARANG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 25, 20222 hr 27 minEp. 56

Oz

Our hosts, along with special guest Jodie Troutman, discuss the Oz books by L. Frank Baum, and Annie and Jodie prove the fact that if you like Oz, you're gay now. Find Jodie online here , including contact info and links to her various comic and lettering projects! You can find LitBrick here , and a collection of all of Jodie's Oz comics can be found here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 20, 20222 hr 17 minEp. 55

Kiss of the Vampire

Our hosts discuss Kiss of the Vampire aka Immortally Yours , and Maq proves the fact that writer/director/producer/leads make the best/worst movies: Ladies Edition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 16, 20221 hr 50 minEp. 54
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