Should we debate the etiquette of whether to clean the knife in between spreading each condiment? Are you a licker or a finger swiper? Do you send bad food back or do you suffer in silence? Are your hands showing signs of old age? Can Dr. Google predict the end of Lisa's menopause? Do you struggle like Lisa giving up your morning donut? Why is taking a nap better than sleeping? Does it really matter how many spaces go after a period? What happened to Lisa's pasty white face? How you doing Freckl...
Aug 30, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 415
Are crocs the ultimate comfy shoe or a fashion travesty? Lisa confesses that in a moment of weakness she too wore crocs. Are thong bikini bottoms for men ever really appropriate out in public? Why do kids today get away with stuff that would have landed GenX kids in the timeout of their lives? How long should you display a photo someone gifted you? What's the deal with people walking through airports glued to their phones? Have you ever wondered if celebrities do normal tasks like making breakfa...
Aug 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 414
Is it possible to sync up bathroom breaks while traveling and why does deciding where to eat become a test of wills? Sam brings bestie bracelets back on her terms and Lisa is wearing hers out of spite! Would you get tripped up by the washroom with dueling doors? Should neck pillows be worn before boarding a plane? Will Lisa and Sam be competing in the amazing race? How are you going to handle the jingling and jangling of the 80s charm bracelet? Anyone else caught off guard by Gypsy Rose's baby g...
Aug 16, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 413
You are excited to be at the Billy Idol/Platinum Blonde concert and realize it's really a GenX gathering. Then your judgement pants kick in and you critique their fashion choices! Is "Penis Gate 2024" a contender for the most unexpected viral moment at the Paris Olympics? Is Lisa capable of wearing a crossbody bag without complaining about it? Do you use to-do lists or does the thought of it make you feel overwhelmed? How quickly do your toenails grow? Are you feeling the end of summer sadness? ...
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 412
Lisa and Sam dive into the viral trend of wearing sweats on a plane. Is it important to present well in public? Sam has joined the fantasy football league, do you think she could win it all? Is the pickle craze something you relish, or just another reason to shake your head? Do you wish for a coochie cooler for your lady bits? Is there a word that makes you cringe? You might agree with Lisa's! Are the mysteries of peach fuzz removal keeping you up at night? Are you a 2-ply or 3-ply toilet paper ...
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 411
Are you excited for the upcoming Olympics? Lisa is staying up late and Sam is only watching Snoop Dog content! Is Vaseline a cure-all for everything, including the more unconventional uses? Sleeping with tape over your mouth for aesthetic reasons-genius or just weird? Hollandaise vs bearnaise sauce-are they really that different? Who else besides Lisa is glued to their TV watching the Presidential race now that Kamala Harris is in it to win it? What's up with Hello Kitty not being a cat? Is the ...
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 410
Have you pondered the cleanliness of soap dispensers? Can you survive the Stanley Cup slushy drinking game? What's the deal with TV evangelists and their not-so-subtle prayer phone lines? Are you feeling nostalgic for 90s belly button rings and contemplating a tramp stamp revival? What side are you on with glasses of wine vs bottles of wine? Have commercials gone too far, and is menopause diarrhoea real? Join us as we navigate the quirks of friendship, mock each other mercilessly, and find joy i...
Jul 19, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 409
Have you ever wondered if cheese whiz, mayo, or ketchup truly belong on a hotdog? Lisa and Sam have strong opinions about it! How are you coping with the disappearing treasures of GenX, like prizes in cereal boxes? Do you struggle with the age-old etiquette of tipping for a coffee? Do you believe that "God's influencer" participated in two miracles after his death? Should you be worried if true crime TV is your go to relaxation? Would you brush your teeth in the shower to save time? Will Lisa ge...
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 408
In the latest episode of "I Shake My Head", Lisa and Sam share their hilarious experiences surrounding vacation preparations. From last minute packing stress to the awkwardness of buying swimsuits. Sarah Burke joins as a guest and brings exciting news about Lisa and Sam teaming up with Women in Media, pioneering more opportunities for Canadian talent. Guess who might be resistant to change? The Presidential debate has them asking how old is too old to be in office? Are Caesar garnishes getting o...
Jul 05, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 407
Two friends in our fifties who love to banter about everyday occurrences, quirky habits, and pop culture. Candid conversations range from trivial annoyances to hilarious anecdotes about life. We offer you, an escape into life’s absurdities with laughter and a touch of sarcasm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 01, 2024•2 min
Are you prepared for the unexpected or do you ignore the tornado warnings like Lisa? Sam experienced weather woes; panic bought tea lights and almost packed a to-go bag. Have you ever pondered the unwritten rules of lawn mowing noise etiquette? Is Knotty Knickers an appropriate name for menopausal sleepwear? Is Croc patio furniture taking this weird trend too far? Do you hate those awkward line conversations at the doctor's office? Did you love or hate boxed pizza as a kid? Is KD and hotdogs a l...
Jun 28, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 406
Do you practice your smile? Lisa and Sam are struggling to capture a natural smile without looking a little crazy! Will JT survive the blow out from his DUI? Is the snail facial the next big tik tok trend? Is it time to debate if bananas are a fall or summer fruit? Are shoes with secret compartments the ultimate summer accessory, or just a quirky trend you never knew you needed? Could roller skating become an Olympic sport? Do your fry-dipping preferences spark debates more intense than pineappl...
Jun 21, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 405
Do you stop to gather your thoughts? Lisa feels it needs to happen more which is odd because she doesn't think before she speaks! Do you, dear listener, want to know how our week is going? Are Arby's curly fries the best fast food fries? What if a KitKat and ketchup had a baby, culinary genius or gastronomic disaster? How often do you replace your underwear and can your period make you more efficient? Does raw hamburger in a hotdog bun intrigue or horrify you? Do you challenge your brain and wil...
Jun 14, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 404
What's the deal with the full-body deodorant trend? Do women really need to smell like a flower garden from head to toe? Are you team donut or team timbits? Guess who's back, back again and making Gen X sooo happy! Is a Stanley snack bowl a must-have for the summer? Do you have no shame in your no name cereal game? Do clear puzzles make you want to pull your hair out? Have the endless streaming options got you shaking your head? Does anyone else have awkward conversations not knowing when to end...
Jun 07, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 403
Sam is shaking her head at the idea of hot girl walks. Isn't it just walking? Lisa thinks this is perfect, she has a route all picked out! Have you ever inked something deeply personal on your skin? Lisa did! Are you team Lisa with having blind faith in GPS navigation, or do you share Sam's skepticism? How do you pronounce "twat"? What possession is so important to you that if it dropped in a public toilet, you'd go after it? What's the deal with spam fries, are they the next big thing or a food...
May 31, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 402
Is it possible to capture the memory of your Grandma with ice cream? Will a bite of a Grandma McFlurry bring the memories flooding back? Ready to laugh about the oddities of 'good enough' cleaning and why a Kleenex box never matches your decor? Are you invested in TV shows only to feel let down by the finale? GenZ have their sights set on banning ankle socks, do you care? What's your take on the "Duff cut" for sandwiches? Did you struggle with acne in your youth? Ever been baffled by restaurant ...
May 24, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 401
This episode is a milestone for Lisa and Sam but it's got a bit of mayhem mixed in! They reminisce about podcasting in the car and what really hasn't changed over the last 400 episodes. Is the banana the last fruit to not be touched by inflation? Ever wonder if your Corelle dishes might outlive you? Is Whoopi's candid sex life chat too bold or just right? Period panties - revolutionising protection or a messy flop? Have we forgotten about good old Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang? What makes B...
May 17, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 400
Struggling to find your brunch board brilliance? Are croissants the touch of class your brunch board is missing? Has expensive ice cream prices signalled divine intervention in your dessert choices? Do Crocs and UGGs deserve a space in anyone’s wardrobe, or are they just a fashion faux pas waiting to happen? Instructions needed or just getting in the way? Are you finding yourself highly skilled at hoarding items for a yard sale? If the younger generation calls you "hon" or "sweetie"s is it endea...
May 10, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 399
Do bestie bracelets have you reminiscing about middle school, or are they just another relic of the past? Lisa is all for it but Sam is a hell no! Can pretzels be a crunchy epiphany in snack form? Is the sun creeping through your curtains, nature's cruel alarm clock? What’s your stance on sleep masks – essential blackout gear or stylish nighttime accessory? How do you navigate conversations about odd celebrity outbursts at work without blushing? Is it time for Lisa to do her own pancake review? ...
May 03, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 398
Is squeezing bread at the grocery store the unexpected therapy you never knew you needed? Are you baffled by Post Malone without his face tattoos? Have you also fallen for the enigma of the TikTok burrito? How do you feel about aeroplane seats that recline into your personal space? Are morning routines truly the secret to Lisa's cheery disposition? Could you commit to a "summer cleanse diet" involving a strategic walk from pizzeria to mall? When did coffee after supper and tea before bed become ...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 397
Feeling a little snug in your panties? Lisa has a panty predicament when she realises her day 8 panties are a bit snug in all the wrong places! TMI!! Can repeating daily affirmations have a positive impact on your wellbeing? Lisa has her happiness donuts, what are your go-to happiness foods? Are you like Lisa and have a pair of glasses for every occasion? Is the PDA between Taylor and Travis getting to be a bit much? Do dogs ever wonder how many other dogs peed on that pole? Are you team toaster...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 396
With bleach in one hand and a lemon cleaner in the other the ladies debate what a truly clean house should smell like. If you aren't sniffing bleach is it really clean? Lisa confesses to the allure of sprinkle donuts, while Sam waves the health flag in protest. Is a donut a breakfast food and what are thoughts on snow mold? Is it tomato sandwich season yet? Will Lisa learn a smokey eye from Victoria Beckham? Can a period at the end of a sentence strike fear in your heart? Is Lisa experimenting w...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 395
Do you have french fry fantasies? Lisa reminisces about french fry trucks from her childhood and thinks they should start a new side hustle. That's a hell no for Sam! Can we take issue with someone still having their Christmas tree up? How curious are you about the conjoined twins getting married? Is GenX really different from the rest? When did Easter become Christmas? Did you know athletes were banned from having sex at the Olympics? Do you have self-checkout line etiquette and shouldn't vapin...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 394
Snakes as pets: is it a hard no or are there any wild animals you'd consider keeping? Pet pythons anyone, more like a Python nightmare! Are condiments a make or break for your Subway experience? Who discontinues mustard? Can anyone explain where shuddup lives? What is a golden shower and would you partake in one? Is reality TV making you tune in or tune out? Is the 40 ounce Stanley cup the ultimate grown-up sippy cup? What toppings do you think are necessary for the perfect hot dog? Are you keep...
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 393
Buckle up for a wild ride as Lisa and Sam share their never-ending cleaning woes.There are confessions about house cleaning and personal hygiene. Who do you think has lazy tendencies towards being clean? How would you tell someone their body odour is making your eyes water? Do healthy snacks count as snacks or are they just punishment snacks and is there a canned meat hierarchy? What's the secret to having a good night's sleep? Are you team Sam with a strict turkey-ham-BBQ rotation during holida...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 392
You know it's been a crazy week when the ladies start counting the WTFs. Lisa started a snack diet only to find an IG account called the Snackolator...WTF! People died because they ate a sea turtle...WTF! The Oscar opening was boring...WTF Jimmy Kimmel! Lisa was today years old when she learned she drives over a bridge to get to work...WTF! Campbells soup has added a grilled cheese sandwich to their tomato soup...WTF! A man eats undercooked bacon and finds worm eggs in his brain...WTF! Will the ...
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 391
When Lisa is asked a question and the answer is not the whole truth is it a lie? She would argue you didn't ask the right question. Who's really accountable at that moment? Who decided only one hand was going to do all the work? Snowmageddon is real and killing Sam's spirit. Kombucha good for you or weird that it has a billion somethings in it? Murder mystery or true crime? How often should you wash your jeans? Is the phrase 'you look good for your age' rude or a compliment? What does the thumbs...
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 390
Lisa and Sam freely admit to being in their menopausal years or as Lisa calls them the pee pad years. They get it, dribbles are going to happen but do the underwear for this have to look like the 80's maxi pad? So ugly! Have you ever wondered if makeup gets bored? Can the fake fan make it through baseball season? Will Sam ever set up her new TV and is it possible for people to be allergic to each other? Why do we have fruit that looks the same like the banana and a plantain? Does seeing punctuat...
Mar 01, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 389
Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the most expensive meal when eating out? Will the fake fan take on not two but four fantasy baseball leagues? Do we need to complicate a grilled cheese sandwich and would you want someone to headbutt your blad...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 388
When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applied to be Canada's pancake tester? Are we all Taylor and Travis'd out? Are you a rule breaker or follower? Do tits really go up and should the fake fan commit to watching baseball? Who's in for another weird season of Whitney and Zack Rolof. The H...
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 387