Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop music. Huh? What's up with all the carry on luggage? Are we done complaining about TSwift and the NFL? How much does Lisa love the McRib, enough to write a jingle for it! The Grammys yay or nay? What is up with the obsession over the Stanley cup? If...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 386
Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a ‘I got this Nancy’ when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after the fact! Do you make friends at the airport and should yoga be done waiting for your meds? Are you a yoga pants and running shoe traveler? Do you still own a dress coat and dress watch? What's it like being a goldfish? Will Barbie get her due an...
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 385
Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter the outcome of a sports game? Do DIY shows give people false hope about their skills? Can anything be trusted? Are you smart or are you wise? Boy bands yay or nay? Ever wonder how you get prostate emails when you aren't a male? Did you use to eat...
Jan 26, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 384
Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets to pee? How many selfies does it take to get a good one? What's up with foot fetishes and what would yoga room spray smell like? Do only Moms wear Mom jeans and could the world live without pickles? When do you brush your teeth? Does facetime now...
Jan 19, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 383
Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives rent free in your head? Are comedians the best choice to host awards shows? Will taking deep breaths get you through 2024? Anyone else think Gypsy Rose is a bit unstable? Have we hit our ' I hate everything' years? Who decided cold water should b...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 382
Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you have a guilty pleasure TV show? Can a month of junk food kill you and how long can a hot flash last? Does the color brown spark joy and is their medi clinic protocol? Sam's trust issues run deep especially when it comes to her credit card. Right Lisa?...
Jan 05, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 381
Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should there be a Christmas do-over when the snow finally arrives? Lisa's curiosity has gotten her unwanted attention and what comes after Hallmark holiday movies? Which is better: the King's Christmas message or the Queen's Christmas message? Should ...
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 380
There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year and still celebrate the dutchie coming back to Tim's? Is a Dollar Store better or worse than Walmart or Superstore? Would you make a good juror? What are your top three favourite ISMH episodes of 2023? Are they the same as Lisa and Sam's? Are yo...
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 379
Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha coffee the ugly baby of hot chocolate and coffee? Should candles look like real desserts and is anyone up for one man pickleball? Can you shame a cookie based on nothing? Is Hidden Valley Ranch-candy cane flavoured salad dressing real and if it ...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 378
In the hierarchy of hoarding, where does a reusable bag hoarder land? Sam thinks those who hoarded plastic bags have now become a reusable hoarder. It's a vicious cycle we can’t escape! See ya Mariah there is a new gal in town, right Peggy! Will Lisa find the McRib in Toronto and are ugly Christmas sweaters still trendy? Will Sheila save Christmas baking and has Lisa mastered the cake mix? Will McDonald’s screw up the Big Mac refresh and why do ashtrays bring back fond memories? Dear After Eight...
Dec 08, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 377
Lisa asks, 'do you think we could work together in Santa's workshop'? Sam's response is no because she would end up doing all the work! This leads both to declare 'no I'm the boss'! However, Sam does have a solution; work in different areas of Santa's workshop. Perfect! Lisa is concerned about Sam's sheepdog bangs and has figured out why she is always late. Are you time blind? Should the airlines charge flyers for carry-on luggage and what's up with the sugar shortage? Do you fondue and can ever...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 376
Lisa wonders if there is any plausible response to a message that ends with 'thanks for understanding'. What if you don't understand but realise thats code for don't ya dare reply back! WTF Sam is concerned that donuts are going to drive Lisa to boycott clothes. Sam proves you can appreciate sports from afar and still know who won the game! Did you know Starbucks is witchcraft and 90's home decor could be making a comeback. Would a GenX parent put up with elf on a shelf? Should there be an unwri...
Nov 24, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Lisa has her judgement pants on as she declares Sam is obsessed with finding decorations for her Christmas tree. Does your tree need a tree? Yes, yes it does Lisa if it makes Sam happy! Do you remember the Christmas oranges of your youth, what happened to them? Will Sam watch the Eagles vs Chiefs game this Sunday? No, it's not for TSwift, it's for the Kelce brothers! Why do we make noises now when we get up? Did you miss nugget day like Lisa and Sam? What are you eating, nuggets or strips? Who s...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Lisa thinks they need to start working on the 'pod' part of their friendship. Sam disagrees! To start that process Lisa wants to give Sam the gift of friendship which is a t-shirt with her face on it! Ummmm, no! Have you talked to bananas recently and does anyone wordle anymore? Do your pillows have you in pillow purgatory? Is the puffy coat designed to make you feel puffy? Are bagels and V8 a brillant diet combo and shouldn't we all just wear underwear? Pickle flavoured Ketchup yay or nay? The ...
Nov 10, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Do we know if a pig is happy in shit? The phrase 'happy as a pig in shit' seems to suggest they are but Lisa is not convinced they are. If shit does make them that happy, is there something to it? Does your mood affect your walking speed and are you pro new Holiday songs? Does it matter if Wendy's fries are better than McDonald's? Did you wear plastic bread bags inside your boots to keep your feet warm? If you had an extra wish would you want self maintained fingernails? The HHG has banned plaid...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 26 min
What do you find cringe worthy? Lisa thinks it's talking to dogs in a baby voice and Sam cringes at how some people pronounce the word important. Did you know that you can gauge the weather by how fast Lisa walks? Did you know that static electricity is the cousin of lightning? Can you become a godparent for a pigeon's babies? Does God have time to message you and look after the big things? What GenX Halloween costume did you wear because your Mom said so? Was hamburger helper a staple in your h...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 26 min
GenX we have a question for you, did your bathroom contain carpet and a dressed up toilet? If you said yes, you had an 80s Bathroom too! Every available inch of that toilet was covered in fuzzy fabric, and we can't forget the dribble mat! Lisa blames the Wiggles for ruining 'Head, shoulders, knees and toes'. Do you think Saskatchewan has more weed shops or Tim Hortons? Do Brittany and Jada go too far in their memoirs? Is a $5 Walmart pillow a good investment and have you heard of shrinkflation? ...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Lisa tempts Sam with a pumpkin carving contest. It starts as an innocent conversation about cheating, use of stencils when it takes a sudden turn and Lisa declares it a pumpkin conspiracy! Sam's plan has finally worked! How do you sing the song Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes? Would you shake your head at an email signed only with an initial or how about unnecessary small talk in an elevator? GenX do you remember walking your dog incessantly as a kid? We don't! Could eating with your less domina...
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 21 min
It's never a good day when you get a water slide wedgie. Ouch! The take away from this is to follow the rules so you don't have to get your vagina replaced! However, a warning sign indicating women might lose their vagina might be helpful! Is Tay Tay and Travis for real or for show? Do cool temperatures make you a fierce fall walker? Is someone else's mail your responsibility? Was picture day the best or worst of times for you? Are you too nice to complain about bad food? Do you experience the g...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Lisa is shaking her head at crocs with socks! All she does is judge, judge no matter what! Lisa has a cold and hates that she has to justify her cold while Sam shames Lisa's handwashing tendencies. Both have I shake my heads about public washroom etiquette, and as Sam says were they born in a barn? Jerry Seinfeld was good but can you guess what they both remember in great detail from the show? One guess it involves judgement pants! Is there texting etiquette and do you pee as soon as you get up?...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 18 min
Lisa is a jump in and judge kinda gal while Sam is more of a let's see what happens gal. Sorry Sophie Turner but Lisa is taking Joe's version of events! Will the Russian Twist exercise get rid of your menopausal belly? Do you shake your head at cars with dirty back windows and big pockets on a woman's blouse? Would you try out a two bite diet and is a cross body really a cross booby? Could you cut out the morning coffee run and if you were rich would you want a fancy toilet? Who would name their...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 16 min
When Lisa starts off 'I need you to be open minded' nothing good comes from that statement. She is concerned that Sam doesn't have pictures on her walls so let's paint some! Hard pass for Sam! Do you give a shit or don't give a shit about how you look? Lisa is shaking her head at fighting the urge to go pee at night. Do you text or scroll through Tik Tok in bed? Do you pay attention to the back of your hair and would you tape your mouth shut at night? Could you travel with your ageing parents? T...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Hypothetically if you can see the folds of one's butt cheeks in their leggings are they too tight? Lisa has discovered that there are two types of gals who wear leggings vs leggins. Lisa is back riding the bus and it truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Do you shake your head at protective coverings on condiments or do you shake your head at Michael's promoting Christmas Collectables in September. Guess who got her pictures hung up already and bragged about it! What is Burning Man and should ...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Hey friends of the podcast Sam is still on holiday so the audio is a bit different but the funny is still the same! It has been a tough few weeks for Lisa, as her life got packed up and relocated. She declares 'Never Again' because moving is a bitch! Do you pay attention to the move out checklist and are you an interrupter? How desperate do you have to be to pee in a golf course parking lot? Are you ready for Pumpkin Spice season and sweater weather? Would you have a snack drawer under your bed ...
Sep 01, 2023•1 hr 27 min
Something smells and it could be dirty period. Yes, there are certain smells that you just can't forget even though you wish you could! Lisa believes that fruit flies come from inside the fruit and Sam finally asks Lisa how her week has been after 361 episodes. Are people honking unnecessarily and should you tip if a robot brings you your food? Why don't people say excuse me when trying to get by you? Mouth breathers, we can smell what you last ate and that isn't good! Is there an uglier Jonas b...
Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Lisa now has evidence that water will kill you! She believes water needs a warning label! It's only mini sips of water for her! Lisa wonders what is the point of tube socks and Sam ponders a phrase used by her parents growing up. Dear Stayner, why aren't you open past 8pm? How does someone at our age not know the difference between regular gas and diesel? Does anyone remember the crazy diet pills of the 80's? If you're over 40 does wearing jeans and having long hair make you classless? Would you...
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 26 min
Lisa and Sam are up in arms over aeroplane aisles, not returning shopping carts, and the non blinker users. So many I shake my head moments as they realise they are going to be cranky old ladies shaming people in parking lots near you! What would you throw out if you were moving and will Sam hold up a sign at the Jann Arden concert? Frozen Oreos, yay or nay? Is there anyone else who thought the hobby horse championship wasn't real? Who is the HHG and did everyone have a lemonade stand growing up...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Why do we associate the smell of fish with a woman's private region? Is it something we learned from our 70's mom? Why is fish so fishy anyways!? Lisa wonders if you can get away with scratching your privates in public. Does the TV show Alf need to come back even if Ryan Reynolds is behind it. Are we ready for people dressing up as real life canines? Would you eat only one thing for a month if it helped you lose weight? Are you one of the 83% of people who snoop in medicine cupboards? Do you hav...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 15 min
So many things in this episode seem questionable. The origin of the bumble berry seems questionable and so does Lisa's transition to her sketcher years. Does the view lying down give you body confidence? Cottage cheese with mustard questionable? Is it time to question the old Disney cartoons and Elon Musk's renaming of twitter? Should we name pets with human names and what's your take on Jason Aldean's song? Hair policies yay or nay? Do you stash goodies in your desk drawers and what should be d...
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Kids birthday parties are super fancy compared to the parties of our youth when we were excited to get money in the birthday cake. Yes, we were overjoyed with the dirty cake money! Think of all the hands that touched those coins before you popped it in your mouth. Ah, good times! When you get older will you need handlers to cater to your every whim? Do you know the rules around offering to get something for someone? Yay or nay to selfies during a concert? Does Lisa deserve empathy for breaking h...
Jul 21, 2023•1 hr 22 min
