Why don't we have high tea like the British? Who says it has to be tea, what's wrong with coffee? Lisa is only in it for the snacks and wants to rename it afternoon delights! Get your mind outta the gutter! What is more important to control, guns or uteruses? Killer hornets are among us and would you believe Lisa wants to become a vegetable farmer? Are you like Valerie Bertanelli and sometimes you just have a bad day? What do you treat yourself to on payday? Who's with Lisa and looking to create...
May 20, 2022•1 hr 13 min
I hate you already just thinking about it! Who do you think said that Lisa or Sam? What do you think they were talking about, would you believe it was about tenting. Lisa is looking for a new Tuesday show to make her cry. Sam can't stand foodle and Lisa is contemplating trying avocados. The world will never be the same! Has Adele been guilted into going to the Vegas version of McDonald's, and will Lisa buy all the jubilee trinkets? What is the perfect ballpark meal and should we start charging o...
May 13, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Lisa needs a ball picker and Sam is not volunteering for that job! Get your mind out of the gutter, they are talking about golf! Sam has suggested they take up golf as a lovely summer sport but Lisa claims 'Golfers We Ain't'! Instead Lisa wants to build a par 3 golf course onto the ever growing Boom Baby Bakery empire! Sam got the Covid so don't mind the frog voice. In a battle of the kabobs whose side would you be on Lisa or Sam's? Can anyone really explain why monkeys see no evil, hear no evil...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Hi friends of the podcast! We had some technical difficulties with this episode but it's still a good one! Happy listening!! If you were a Gnome would you be friendly? Lisa just wants them to smile and Sam thinks they need a name tag...Hello my name is. One warm day does not a short short make! Keep things covered people its only shankle season...sheesh! Was that smell a toot or was it a boiled egg? Are you like Lisa and the world's problems come calling at 3am? Can Lisa find her zen and who dec...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Someone became a plant mom! Yes, Sam has a new succulent and Lisa deems it the perfect plant. It needs nothing and she doesn't have to give anything back! Not quite like raising a baby, if only God had considered Lisa's take on child rearing! What's your signature email sign off, please don't say 'smiles' or 'toodles'. Can a hypochondriac survive Covid, believe it has snake venom and then announce they are now invincible? Someone had to pay the penalty for their bad behaviour, and could a kabob ...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Don't send fruit to a funeral. That's just weird and it isn't the 70's! Sheesh! Does a fruit basket have a purpose? Lisa is pissed about the lotto, again and Sam has secured her fakefan status with the Blue Jays. Can anyone help Lisa find a new show that will make her cry. Will the McGriddle debate forever change the landscape of Lisa and Sam's friendship? Who would actually volunteer to go sky camping and why is getting the meat right at Easter so fucking hard? Can a pillow really be too small ...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Could this episode be Lisa and Sam's 5th year meltdown? Does Sam admit that Lisa drives her crazy? Regardless, it's their 'We Made It' podaversary episode! Lisa sets Sam up to fail and it ends up on a tik tok. Would you reward bad behaviour? The topic of trust issues surfaces again and how would you feel about a reusable mug holding up the Tim Hortons drive thru? Lisa and Sam got a shout out from their guest Shauna Foster but a last minute snafu meant no Shauna. However she sent an awesome messa...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 37 min
Dear toaster, why can't there be a window so you can check your bread? The ladies dive deep and reveal they have trust issues because of the toaster! How do you feel about charcoally toast? Have you heard enough about the Oscar 'slap'? Well, Lisa and Sam share their thoughts on it and it might be a bit controversial. Can a classic PB & J sandwich teach us a lesson? Will Lisa order another Instagram shoe and have you ever met a milkshake that you didn't like? Could you live on a cruise ship f...
Apr 01, 2022•1 hr 23 min
Do you feel like you're a hamster on the wheel of life? Lisa has moved into the wheel and she can't stop it! Sam had an alarming interaction at Shoppers. The ladies are fired up and a petition is in the works to bring back Goodie Rings, will you sign it? Where do accents go when you sing? Lisa is watching a show about cake or is it? There is an exciting new venture for the Boom Baby Bakery and is the phrase 'thank you' overused? Why are round pizzas in a square box and what is pickleball? Check ...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Who do you think wants to be magical and make bridges disappear? Lisa claims to have the magic in her and will now be referred to as 'The Marvellous Lisa'. Sam has plans of her own that include ice, brooms, and rocks. Do you sleep well? What kills your confidence? Will Lisa and Sam see eye to eye on Kim K and the Tik Tok guy who hands out money for acts of kindness? Your house is on fire; what do you save? Canadians are killing it at wordle but are they ready for quordle? Check out the podcast f...
Mar 18, 2022•1 hr 25 min
Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her out talking about the archaic practices of dentistry. Lisa is celebrating 'Happy Meatball Day', which got her craving her mom's meatballs! The secret to them is boxed frozen meatballs, Diana Sauce, and serving them in a chafing dish! Sam is having issues with the whistling wind...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 22 min
Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners in the world, and they aren't sure what constitutes basic decency. This brings back fond memories for the ladies of well delivered backhanded compliments from their grandmothers; god rest their souls. Lisa started off her day with a chocolate long John for breakfast, and it'...
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all those other great words out there to describe a situation. We have bullied the poor people named Karen long enough! Lisa is gaining Tik Tok fame via the fithoop! That stupid thing is paying for itself! Sam feels the work week should only be four days long! Her heart is broken b...
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 30 min
**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week! Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam thought but condiments, and you will never guess who is at bottom and the top. If you guessed ketchup and Dijon mustard you to have an unconscious condiment hierarchy!! They talk about the forgotten relish, and Sam suggests adding specialty relishes to the BBB&C! Lisa love...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water at least taste like chocolate, for heaven's sake! Mother Nature is temperamental again; rain in February is not normal! The ladies think she is a tad hormonal. However, Sam is too excited to care because she won DQ blizzards for a year! She gets to try all the flavours on the...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried about is eating leaves and sleeping! Groundhogs of the world, WTF!! They have predicted another 6 weeks of winter. Are we taking these furry rodents and one lobster at their word? Lisa is taking the side of Ryan on this one who refuses to take part in this ridiculous tradition! ...
Feb 04, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her stride! Why do we keep eating food that isn't great and 'doesn't taste that bad'? Lisa thinks it's because we don't want to go without. Sam rolls this into a great diet gimmick, and you're welcome! The saltine is the OG of crackers and totally unappreciated! Lisa wants us to crack...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 26 min
When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down the wordle and Sam claims she could be better at this than Lisa. Oh, those are fighting words as Lisa dubs, Sam a whittling wordle wannabe! The fun doesn't stop there. Lisa mistook a photo of live snakes for glazed donut snakes...wtf! Can you name all of the provinces and terr...
Jan 21, 2022•1 hr 32 min
Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fruit loops? The ladies think it could be good, but no one needs a heart attack! Is it more quantity vs quality when it comes to choosing food for your diet? Sam thinks quality because quantity is what got her into trouble! Famous people are drinking each other's blood again. S...
Jan 14, 2022•1 hr 23 min
Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain wife of the year. Sam just wants her boots, and Lisa manages to mix up her Kevin's, and Sam deems her movie ignorant! They both couldn't stay awake till midnight but rang in the New Year with New York. Lisa and Sam talk about the passing of Betty White and how she will always...
Jan 07, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Lisa wants 2022 to be the year of 'feel the burn'! Yes, she wants to lose her muffin top, but all it makes Sam think of is 80's spandex! It gets worse! Lisa wants to use the tik tok 'fit hoop' to get that hourglass figure. Sam has doubts that she is genetically capable of achieving that goal! Sam tells the tale of Lisa, Cajun butter, and the surprised server! Lisa got some action from a dog, the butterball debacle of 2020 was revived, and someone one loves Weird Al, and it isn't Sam. The convers...
Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Please excuse our ignorance as we question why children are still being put on a stranger's knee at Christmas! Sam is thinking kids sit adjacent to Santa, but Lisa doesn't agree. She thinks it's odd that this still happens, and she has to give up straws because of the turtles. No, the comparison doesn't make sense, but let's roll with it! Lisa is brimming with Christmas spirit; she is singing and buying danishes and scones for her co-workers! She is claiming that the danishes have been handmade ...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 28 min
Sam poses a question: Should we know everything as adults? Lisa thinks being confident in your dollar store spices is a sign of being an adult, but Sam thinks it's knowing what balsamic vinegar is! Should you know how to make a cabbage roll or save money? Lisa sums it up as it's just one big dilemma! Well, that's adulthood explained! Lisa is a bit drooly, while Sam is a bit sniffly and fatigued, but it gets worse; they missed national cupcake day! Lisa laments the neglect of the cupcake and just...
Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Lisa claims she has the gift. She sees things and can predict the future. A dream wouldn't lie, would it? Sam believes this is simply the next step in her delusions but Lisa insists that she knew the weather was going to change, what Santa is going to encounter and that Sam wasn't going to believe a word of it! Lisa finally gets interested in the tech part of the podcast, almost five years in! She was just getting her ducks in a row! It's been an interesting week, Sam was gifted a Charlie Brown ...
Dec 10, 2021•1 hr 29 min
The chip man cometh and has bestowed upon Lisa a chip flavour that has her claiming that its a slow eat but a quick heat! It tricks you into thinking it's just a slightly sweet all dressed chip but then bam, it hits you with that chili heat. That my friend is an asshole potato chip! Sam shares that John thinks he's a rancher just because Lisa thinks she can be well, anything she sees on TV! What!? Giselle, a friend of the podcast, suggested that Lisa (The Butcher) might have disposed of her husb...
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Lisa would now like to be known as 'The Butcher' and if you need an animal skinned, deboned or chopped up into steak she's your gal!! All that Sam can think about is Mike needs to get rid of this channel...now! Lisa wants a cleaver for Christmas, and wants to add a butcher shop to the Boom Baby Bakery so she can yell 'animal up'! WTF!! Yes, it is a wild episode with mattress and pillow angst from Lisa, Sam is jealous of the HHGs party favors, they disagree over when to have Thanksgiving dinner a...
Nov 26, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Lisa is not complaining about being off at 4pm but the drawback is she's ready for bed at 8pm!! She tired, besides everything is over and done by 8pm anyways! However, an early bed at their age doesn't seem right so they begrudgingly stay up till 10pm. It's a mess! The weather outside is frightful and really not delightful! Lisa is worried about slipping around like bambi on ice and Sam doesn't want a repeat of last winter! The ladies change their mind about Timbiebs because of the adorable comm...
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 29 min
You know that song, 'One thing leads to another', well that is how the Boom Baby Bakery and cafe got a DIY lounge! Yes, Lisa sees one post about how to repurpose a tackle box and thinks crafts with booze is the next big trend! Sam is concerned about power tools and alcohol but Lisa reassures her a glue gun is the only tool in the mix! It could be festive crafting with seasonally appropriate drinks! They do agree they might need to patent this shit as bizarre as these ideas might be, it could be ...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 32 min
Lisa needs a problem solved and it has to do with bagels. She likes some of them but feels pressured to like all of them. Sam does her best to walk Lisa through her angst but it goes in a different direction when they discuss savory or sweet. That's the real issue, friends of the podcast! Sam is in her Hallmark Christmas glory now that Halloween is over and Lisa suggests they call up Ron Oliver to pop back in for a chat with his famous friends! We should all take a moment of silence as we help L...
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Sam thinks she might need a buffet in her life and that leads them to go down memory lane about the classy, trashy, and fancy buffets! It was always about the many options of food all brought together in one place! However, Sam believes the salad bar was a waste of time but that's Lisa's favorite part...hello, salad dressings! They wish for the chance to find that one great small town buffet one day! Lisa has had a sign from the universe about bacon, Sam wants to honor the HHG's request to add R...
Oct 29, 2021•1 hr 28 min
