It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding her forehead due to Lisa's glasses angst, the ladies did not win the lotto and Sam is so back to hibernating! Lisa experienced shopapalooza on Saturday and remodeled her bathroom and Sam has some haunted house angst! The ladies get rolling as they discuss Shauna Fosters hallowe...
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. What?! Lisa starts singing a song with snot in it and Sam has an update on Wendy, she isn't coming back anytime soon. Adele apparently sent a personal email to Lisa about her new album, so she now thinks Adele is her new BFF. Sam is not convinced that Lisa didn't sign up for Ade...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Lisa has finally realized she is living in a no win world when it comes to breakfast?! She confesses to being in a breakfast choice spiral! However, croissants and chocolate bars are sustaining her but this has Sam questioning why she still has a muffin top if that is all she eats! Welcome to Lisa's no win world! Lisa is concerned about her new sleeping habits and Sam is concerned about her gal Wendy! Big news on the McRib front has Lisa preplanning for its first day back in Canada. Sam is elate...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Lisa is stirring up a hornets nest with crazy talk about french fries but that gets derailed when they disagree on what is classified as fast food. Lisa believes food court food is different than drive thru food just because of a window! Sam disagrees but when Lisa describes the food court semi circle like a big hug, you just roll with it! The ladies are wondering if Mother Earth is confused because it feels like summer again. Lisa suggests Mother Nature is a toddler, Sam thinks she is more like...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 13 min
**Hey friends of the patreon there is a little something extra at the end! Lisa has put her foot down and declared burgers undignified! She sites unruly lettuce, slippery tomatoes and the drippy sauces as the culprits! Sam being Sam asks if a restaurant burger has too much stuff what does that mean for her beloved Big Mac, is it kicked to the curb? What do you think she said friends of the podcast? The ladies are saying goodbye to summer and saying hello to fall! Lisa's clown car celebrated it's...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 33 min
Lisa asks if Sam has ever wanted a punching bag. This reveals a life long dream of Sam wanting to learn how to box or kick box. Lisa is all for it if she can train her cause she's watched all the Rocky’s! Sam isn't sure that's enough credentials to become her coach! The ladies talk about music lessons and disappointing music teachers everywhere. Lisa suggests doing a podcast all based on songs. The winds of change are blowing and there is not enough hair spray for Lisa. Sam is totally into the C...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 19 min
According to Lisa the go to item for fall is....garlic cheesy bread! It pairs well with all fall foods and it's even making an appearance at the Boom Baby Bakery! The ladies then declare they will go on the hunt for the best garlic cheesy bread in Saskatoon! On a different note, it's finally happened, Lisa's booger talk has traumatized a friend of the podcast! Yes, poor Haley Sims almost threw up in her car whilst listening to Lisa describe boogers! Sam is rethinking tik tok only because of Rob ...
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 15 min
There's a new love in Lisa's life and it's a butter croissant from Starbucks! It's a deeper kind of love and she is all in! Mmmm...that buttery hug! With September rolling in Lisa feels like changing things up with a new introduction to the podcast. Sam is against the change! Lisa insists that Sam park her white leather running shoe because it's no longer summer. Sam DFC's on that one! The bang and the long hair cut have not worked in Lisa's favor and she calls out Sam for not being honest. Sam ...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 14 min
**Hey friends of the patreon there is a little something extra at the end just for you! When you go to your hairdresser do you get a long cut? No? Lisa does and she is wondering why no one noticed her new long cut with bangs! The delusion is real folks! However, the bigger revelation is that the ladies discover their spirit animals! Lisa thinks Sam would make the perfect snail! She is sluggish, doesn't like to leave her snug house and moves at her own pace! Sam casts Lisa as a chatty bird and th...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 25 min
The ladies are a day late and Lisa thinks their mojo is off! Lisa needs a friend and Sam needs to clarify if this is an HHG thing or a Sam thing before committing to helping. Lisa is experiencing a midlife crisis, she thinks she might be eating for two! She is eating all the things, Starbucks banana bread, potato chips, Oh Henry bars, donuts and so much more! She feels she is on a permanent cheat day! Muffin top who? In her stance against pumpkin spice anything, Lisa declares the Boom Baby Baker...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 17 min
They're baaaacckkk!! Yes, Lisa and Sam survived their lake vacay! However, it almost derailed due to buns! How do buns ruin a vacation you ask! Well, if you're Lisa you reject the grocery store based on the due date of said buns and immediately put everything back and fake an emergency phone call to make it seem like we are needed elsewhere! She is very serious about the state of her buns! The alcohol wanted for the week almost turned out to be a bust until they discovered the kingsize Motts Cla...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 22 min
The ladies are on vacay but don't panic, they asked John the editor to put together some of their funny moments, past and present! However, before going into the clips, Lisa and Sam predict the level of burn/tan they will achieve on vacation, Lisa's ability to fish and Sam realizes she is anti activity at the lake! The weirdness and laughter starts with a clip of Sam wondering why Bryce is Lisa's screen saver, pineapple carving, the pancetta debate, they discover nursery rhymes are horrible, her...
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 10 min
OMG!! Lisa and Sam interviewed Laurie Gelman! Yes, that Laurie Gelman! She came to chat about her newest release, Yoga Pant Nation! The ladies got her to play their favorite game, This or That and she gave them an exclusive!! What!! Sam is excited about her redone eyebrows and Lisa is considering botox but with her addictive personality she can not be left unsupervised! She shares a funny story of bras, young nurses and old lady boobs! Sam is impressed with Pink's generosity and Lisa is memorize...
Jul 30, 2021•1 hr 26 min
It's a momentous occasion, Lisa has found a book to read/listen to! Laurie Gelman is personally reading(via an audiobook) to Lisa her book Yoga Pant Nation. Even better, she got Laurie to agree to come on our podcast! What!! So crazy!! Sam is sad over Wendy being on summer hiatus and Lisa can't get behind cauliflower being called a steak. There was nothing steak like about it! Lisa is 100% confident she can ride a bull after watching the Calgary stampede bull riding competition all weekend. Sam ...
Jul 22, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Is your weenus hot? Well, first it's not what you think (not a penis) and when asked Lisa had to google because she didn't believe the HHG! John was helping the ladies record and driving him crazy like always! Lisa reassured John that they will still be recording in Betty for special occasions or whatever! In her ongoing delusion Lisa thinks eating Indian food once makes her an expert but the bigger concern is her muffin top. She is obsessed with it and thinks sit ups will help! Sam was not supp...
Jul 16, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun and only after googling did she find out it shouldn't go on your face! The trip to the cabin started off well with Sam arriving early to pick up Lisa, who had them ahead of schedule and basking in the sun by noon! They battled horse flies, wondered abo...
Jul 08, 2021•1 hr 17 min
What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to be a blooming flower from the inside, maybe not the outside! Sam got a new phone and there are those who feel she is not part of the cool kids. Meh. The ladies are fully vaccinated and looking forward to hanging out with each other! Lisa is having t...
Jul 01, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill pickles, why did you break her cheek! Lisa discovered a new passion but when you can't tell a weed from a flower there are bound to be issues! Who knew weeding only once makes you an arborist! Pull from the root Lisa! The ladies were out and about las...
Jun 24, 2021•1 hr 16 min
What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and back in Betty and touring the city! Lisa admits if she had a better sense of direction and transportation she would be visiting the HHG all the time! She could be every friend's worst nightmare! Expiration dates have become an issue again and it's h...
Jun 18, 2021•1 hr 13 min
We have uploaded a better verision of this episode! Sorry for any inconvience friends of the podcast! **There's a little extra at the end** Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed master pieces unlike the heavily filled Canadian version! Dear Canada, why don't we have a lemonade donut!? This causes Lisa to have a revelation about summer, mini donuts and the Boom Baby bakery! The ladies are having a week, Sam is over the finger sp...
Jun 10, 2021•1 hr 30 min
**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end! Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feels the need to paint the picture of Sam's new glasses. The reviews are mixed, right Lisa and John? Listener's are advised to Google Harry Carey! Lisa was clothing shamed while out with the HHG last week and Sam is refusing to pay Lisa money for dud lo...
Jun 03, 2021•1 hr 37 min
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! Sam is taking it in stride because she is gussied up and bossy! Lisa compliments Sam on her new hairdo and before they get carried away Sam reminds Lisa nobody wants to hear about that shit? Still concerned about her muffin top Lisa looks into Noom a...
May 28, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! Sam is taking it in stride because she is gussied up and bossy! Lisa compliments Sam on her new hairdo and before they get carried away Sam reminds Lisa nobody wants to hear about that shit? Still concerned about her muffin top Lisa looks into Noom a...
May 27, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!! The ladies are concerned about the odd weather that can only be expressed in song, sorry. Lisa has decided that she is over unforced walking and will now only do forced walking. Her examples of forced walking are, going to the stockroom, bathroom a...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!! The ladies are concerned about the odd weather that can only be expressed in song, sorry. Lisa has decided that she is over unforced walking and will now only do forced walking. Her examples of forced walking are, going to the stockroom, bathroom a...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 35 min
Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float away in the lake so be it!! Lisa tries to convince Sam that they had something to do with Ellen quitting her show. It's just not Sam's go to show anymore even if she wasn't injured and bored at home. Lisa has a new diet with no name, there's a quick upd...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam suggests that she wear Depends on the flight because ewww peeing on a plane. Lisa wants none of that! Check in next week for the conclusion of Lisa's Urethra Franklin! The ladies try not to impart their wisdom but they do recommend that a bra and panties is necessary for travel out...
May 07, 2021•1 hr 25 min
Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (ewwww) with no avail. Sam feels cottage cheese is a misunderstood dairy product. Lisa is skipping a step from work clothes to at home/bed clothes. Sam is starting to feel normal because she got to watch Wendy Williams. Hot topic for Wendy and the ladies is Nicole Kidman as Luc...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 43 min
Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and cursing at the pigeons! Sam is laughing so hard at that mental picture, she's crying! Lisa's co workers are learning a bit too much about her but do help explain why she is getting the toots! Sam apologizes for fake news last week but honestly, still funny fake or not! There i...
Apr 23, 2021•1 hr 35 min
We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work and Lisa exclaims, I'm not a monster! Her daily mantra is 'don't toot in public'. I think we should feel sorry for Mike! Sam moves on to what the world is talking about, Prince Philip's passing. Lisa is heart broken and shares that Mike broke the news to her that morning a bi...
Apr 16, 2021•1 hr 24 min
