It’s decided: the DeGraff brothers are beginning the almighty protest against all dentists and doctors alike… or at least complaining about them in this episode. Follow along to hear Clase and Landen angrily rant about the Kyles of this world wearing flat-billed hats and how wooden pencil erasers never work. Then, Mason and Landen battle it out in the game: “Hey brother, wanna say a slang?” where retro phrases like “can of whoop ass” and “cool beans” finally make their way back into the 2021 era...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Ladies and gents, it’s time to get in on the next big thing created by the boys: app-controlled, LED-lit, see-through dishwashing machines. This is when your chores become a party, baby. After this revolution revelation, Clase kicks off his segment, “What the errihh did he just say?” Basically, what the f*&% did Short Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance just say? Next, Landen soothes your soul with a bit of self-written poetry called “Cow in the Bathtub.” No explanation needed there. Special thanks t...
May 11, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Hey kiddo, welcome back! In today’s episode, the boys peruse a number of topics like: is frog fighting the next big business idea, should airport cell phone lots have detailing services, and do spiders compare one another’s web girth? Following these lovely convos, Landen gets serious with his segment, “Famous Scandinavian Author or Ikea Product”. Special thank you to our sponsor: my90stv.com, where you can relive your wildest childhood nostalgia on a square VHS TV all over again. Support the sh...
May 03, 2021•59 min
Welcome back, Bended Traveler. Landen pulls back the curtains of Episode 95 by introducing his 12-year-old-self's made up super hero, Voltaic. If you got a tad excited over the mention of super heroes, I'd be giving good advice to just say... calm down. It's a 12-year-old-Landen creation. Speaking of being calm, Clase gets upset about the 'Scooby Doo' TV show not being called 'Velma', and Landen reminisces about the good ole days... before he crashed a company drone in a fountain in the Bahamas....
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Hey neighbor, thanks for listening! We start today’s episode talking about Satanists, isn’t that fun? Continuing cruising with us on this hellish ride to learn what surprising first products Nintendo, Lego, and other popular companies’ originally sold at inception. From there, enjoy getting thrown into even more disturbing conversations from Landen’s segment called Moral Dilemma. Special thanks to the sponsor of today’s episode: amirite.com , where Mason first fell in love by asking thought-prov...
Apr 20, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Okee dokee babies, let me break it down for you. There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right. Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy). And I oop! (Did I use that right?) Don't forget to test your internet speeds with speedtest.net! Finally, Mason swoops in with a banger of a segment he so eloquently title...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Welcome to episode 92 of the ITM Podcast, we’re real proud to have you along for this journey. Landen joins Clase at his house but is shoved into a closet, Mason creates an impossibly difficult “Spell Quiz” the likes of which would have even the most die-hard Potter fan quaking, and Clase re-invigorates “The Great Debate” with a twist of his own: forcing arguments based on topics the others hate the most. Something about stars aligning to form deathmetal music aka the worst music ever created… o...
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 30 min
(while acting out Monty Python) Hey there Kitten, Thanks for always coming back to listen to our soothing voices. Clase kicks up a new ongoing short-segment called "Hypothetical Garden" to ask: How many wifi extenders would the White House have? This, then, flows right into his first segment: "Animal Invasion" where Mason and Landen try to figure out how many zebras would it take to kill off everybody in Las Vegas. From there, prepare yourself, dear listener, because things get intense. Landen c...
Mar 30, 2021•58 min
Hey fellow kids, do you know what an NFT is? We sure don't. Actually, we don't understand much of anything after Mason's segment: I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU! Who knew the phrase "I have crippling hemorrhoids" could cause so much chaos? Next, hop into Landens time machine as he takes us all back to the basements of the 1990s, when PC gaming hit its true peak. Special 'Thank You!' to our sponsor of today's episode: www.papertoilet.com, for all your swiping butt-wiping needs. Support the show...
Mar 20, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Hey there, fellow cereal box gamers... join us for a fun episode discussing how dumb checks are, ponder which type of Skyrim players we are, and more. In segment one, Clase presents popular products of today that were originally created for a different purpose. DYK, back in the day, members of the calvary were lookin’ pretty spicy in their high heels. Next, immerse yourself in true animated beauty as we work to rank attractiveness of female animated movie characters. Special thanks to our sponso...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Does peanut butter and grilled cheese go together? The boys were prepared to find out in this episode. Follow along on the adventure as Clase kicks off his segment with a trivia game that has spicy consequences. Landen then swings the podcast back into “Finish The Headline” mode, bringing some of the latest weird news into question. Special shoutout to the sponsor: Game Grumps! Yeah... those guys... on the YouTubes! Support the show...
Mar 09, 2021•49 min
Many questions are asked in this episode, beginning with “Who’s spent the most on Amazon in 2020?” Hint: not Mason or Landen. Then, Landen asks Clase and Mason, “What are my top 5 favorite animated movies?” Hint: not Wreck It Ralph, Monster’s Inc, Toy Story, Incredibles, or Lilo & Stitch. Finally, Mason asks Clase and Landen: “Who here has streaked? Who here has had an STD? Who here has had their buttcheeks fondled?” Get the answers to these and many more pressing questions in this special e...
Mar 02, 2021•45 min
In this episode, the boys get into heated discussions about certain brands they like but mostly about certain brands they hate. Please read the following for the SparkNotes version of this conversation: Clase - “F*!% Honey, this is my anti-Honey ad.” Mason - “I kinda want Raycon earbuds!” Clase - “F*!% Raycon earbuds.” Mason - “Skullcandy is coming out with new earbuds too!” Clase - “F*!% Skullcandy earbuds.” Mason - “F*!% Raid Shadow Legends.” Landen - “F*!% MeUndies.” Mason - “I like Gillette ...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Folks, the time has come for the boys to answer your most pressing life question: is it possible to have too much cream cheese on a bagel? Stick around until the end to find out. Before you get there though, join the brothers as they take a journey of self-discovery to learn who can type the fastest while being insulted and yelled at. Then, a special guest subs in for Landen to teach everyone about “The Nine Pillars of Islam” aka “The Price Is Right: 90’s Edition” … Just listen, you’ll understan...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Ope, careful there dear listener, this episode unleashes the boys’ rage, beginning with Landen’s recent road incident. Tread lightly as you then get transported into the classic segment, “The Great Debate,” whereupon Clase and Mason have an epic battle of words that culminate in solidifying Landen’s future as an idiotic monkey forever screeching “GME TO THE MOON!” If you’re able to pass through this unscathed, your journey then continues into Mason’s segment “Thinking Of Things Is Hard And Some ...
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Yes, you read that right. A big thank you to our sponsor of this episode: sugar free gummy bears. Eat enough of them, and you too can enjoy the powerful ride to porcelain nirvana. Clase and Mason sure did. Join the butt-clenching adventure as the boys struggle through the time transcending question: what is the worst way to die? Yep, you guessed it, Mason creates a tier list of the worst ways to die. So Trigger Warning: if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with uh, gee, I don’t know, getting...
Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Listen, we’re not proud of how this episode begins, but we’re damn proud of how it ends. Join Mason and Landen as they take advantage of Clase’s absence by taking a fond trip down memory lane, reviewing some of Clase’s oldest videos and social media posts. From 2010-2013, Clase managed to make the worst-edited-mirror-selfie-music-video, sensually wear jackets with nothing underneath while unnecessarily moaning “yeah” to no one, whisper “I love you” five hundred times without the viewer’s consent...
Jan 26, 2021•51 min
Following one of the weirdest days in US history (quaint raid of the Capitol anyone?), the DeGraff brothers get even weirder by discussing what food mascots they could beat up. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to hear Mason say verbatim: “I would punt the Gerber Baby across a football field.” After that, Landen treats you once again to the most thought provoking thoughts that are clearly not his own, but that of r/showerthoughts on Reddit. And of course, we’d be remiss not to thank our dearly be...
Jan 19, 2021•56 min
The game list speaks for itself: Funky Band Name Origins, La La Land or Nicki Minaj?, and the January Mile-High Challenge! Well... that, and the new slogan of the ooey-gooey rice-cream-makers: "Turn off your lights. Shut off your heat. Rice Krispies." Support the show
Jan 12, 2021•56 min
You know when you rip apart a dumb idea, but then go ahead with it anyways? NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS SUCK AND ARE POINTLESS - QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD! This week the boys take on a Month-Long Fitness Challenge for a their choice of a new PlayStation 5 or XBOX X. They also, apparently, felt compelled to share their baseless and uninformed opinions about discipline, goals, accountability -- ALL THE MOTIVATION YOU NEED FOR 2021! They also play a few new games such as: "Dot-Dot-Dot" - Mason's game of co...
Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 4 min
HAPPY NEW YEAR! While this is not apart of our scheduled uploads, we wanted to share a bit of the ridiculousness that YOU never hear! We're calling this 'The Blooper Episode', welcome to more mediocrity and amateur-ness from I'm Telling Mom! Support the show
Jan 01, 2021•29 min
The brothers chat through dumb things they did growing up, how Clase got kicked out of the house indefinitely, and some of our weird tattoo tales. But the heaping pile of audio spikes in this episode stem mostly from a single game: 2020 BINGO. The brothers play BINGO with every weird, maniacal, twisted, sometimes-but-rarely enjoyable happenings that occurred during the year of our lord, 2020. *says 3 Hail Mary's for better luck in 2021* Muchos gracias to AdultSwim.com for sponsoring this episode...
Dec 29, 2020•59 min
A 10-digit code. "If you can figure out the correct combination, you will be bypassed into an unfamiliar world." This is the exact email that Clase received from a listener last week. The brothers run through about 20 emotions as they think through the mystery before Landen shuts it all down with his conspiracy theory! Also! "Rapid-Fire News Weirdlies" and "Wrong-Wrong-Wrong" (The new game where Landen just tells everybody else that they're wrong) Finally! Left pondering a few of life's quizzica...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr
[to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth] SomeBODY once told me that innn the Shrek Movie, Fiona had a signed poster hanging on her wall of Justin Timberlake because Cameron Diaz was dating him at the time. [hmm, where'd you lose it?] This week, we sit you down in front of the fireplace and solidify our relationship with deep discussions that take us late into the night. Deep ponderances such as, "How did they know to call it 'World War One?'", "What are Shittens?", and, the all-time favorite, "I...
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 10 min
If I told you that r/TreesSuckingOnThings was a real thing, would you believe me? Welcome to "Unbelievably Weird Subreddit Threads!" Wait, you can actually make your iPhone say "Oh, yes daddy!" when you plug it in?! Basic trivia that sends Landen in a tizzy of frustration. Worth sticking around for! Interested in supporting to the podcast? How about having your weirdly-specific comment read on-air? Join us each Thursday on Twitch at "ImTellingMomPodcast". Support the show...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 13 min
How do you eat your bread and butter? Do you microwave your Pop-Tarts? Are you Pop-Tart compliant? Because Mason not like you as much, depending on how you answer those questions. This episode has a crazy story about blacking out, seizures, and concussions, with a healthy dose of healthcare knowledge and insurance reminders. You're welcome. We play a few fun-faired whimsicals like: Among Gus (Mom - "Among Us" is a popular game with the kids right now, and this is Mason's cheeky lil spin off), an...
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Mason reads a note from his past self - reveals a deeply sensitive soul. Mason brings back the classic "fIgURe iT oUt StoOpiD"! Mason actually sponsored this episode so he can make Clase and Landen say whatever he wants! Mason loses Celebrity: Two Truths and a Lie. And... Mason tries the One Chip Challenge with the World's Hottest Chip (Carolina Reaper & Scorpion Pepper)! Support the show
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 1 min
We are officially a proud sponsor of Mars. I'm Telling Mom Podcast is the #1 podcast on its way to Mars. *crowds roar* YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING NEW in this episode. And if you don't, you can take advantage of our 100% customer satisfaction money-back guarantee. Cross my heart. In this episode, Clase, Mason, and Landen DeGraff chat about the possibilities of life being a simulation, women and astrology, and seriously... the most down-to-earth religious conversation everyone should hear. Also, wou...
Nov 17, 2020•56 min
Clase, Mason, and Landen slip into something's a little more comfortable, like: Karen, Spiderman, and a giraffe. Wait. Sorry. That came out wrong. They're wearing costumes this episode. Pondering what life would be like if they owned the world's greatest domain name: ElonsMusk.com // surfing the interwebs for the ugliest pair of feet owned by a celebrity // figuring out how stupid Mason really is // exploring WHAT THE &$*% SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER (dot com) // taking sides about idiots that ...
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Anyone remember Liner Rider? That classic scarf-wearin', sled-drivin' penguin is still kicking, and has gotten quite a few upgrades since its 90s debut. And if you haven't seen Line Rider music videos... well, by all means, end this podcast now and go check em out. Worth it. OR... if you're still here, we can bless your face with some classics of our own: "Disney Trivia" (I told ya, classic - but look, do YOU know what Woody's first uttered words were?), "Who Is The Better" (Clase's game asking ...
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr
