An episode has no name. Clase, Mason, and Landen run rampid through the tunnels of Earshole Lagoon, bestowing gifts of amazon reviews, suicide psychology, and long-winded games of Battleship: ONLY ONE PATROL BOAT (TWO-BOAT) ON A 50x50 BOARD!! Thanks to the tree-entusiasts at www.treesnetwork.com for sponsoring this episode! Stream live TV and chat with other viewers! Support the show...
Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS! Go Vote! 90s computer games | MYST on TV | Guitar Hero! | Speed Runs! | Fun Facts! Okay, so no kidding, Alexander Graham Bell (the inventor of the telephone) wanted to replace the common greeting "Hello!" when answering the phone, to "Ahoy!" and we like it. Meeting adjourned. Support the show
Here's a fun fact. All three brothers have INTENTIONALLY purchased a $500 cat litter box. Cross my heart. This week, the smallish man-boys somehow figured out a way to re-visit Landen's past life as a pig herder from old English times AND breakdown the psyche of single mom's on facebook marketplace. I know! I couldn't believe it either. Give your cute lil kittens an extra noggin pat from us tonight before bed (insert teen-relevant emoji here to stimulate that algorithm). Game List: What's That W...
WALMART chants, terrible car marketing, dancing women, blind and deaf men, slapping THE Captain Kirk, and doing *WHAT!* ON THE MOON?! It's ALWAYS a banger of an episode here on I'm Telling Mom Podcast! Hi, I'm Stephen. I edit the brother's episodes, come up with clever descriptions, run the live stream, maintain all listening platforms, upload content, and uh... basically keep the entire show afloat. I digress. Expertly and efficiently playing games self-titled: Dragons and Dunderflies! (Or is i...
The boys recorded this episode while under the mind control of alien life-forces. They cannot recall the recording, the happenings therein, or any of the related bespoken utterances of the overtaking in-process. This episode is a complete surprise - we don't know what's inside, either. Travel at your own risk... and good luck. Support the show
Three Dutch-descendant man-children try playing Dungeons and Dragons for the first time - WHY DID NOBODY TELL US IT WOULD BE THIS FUN...?!!! This week, we're chatting around Super Mario 64, old school games and systems (yep, this that good-good), super odd bible verse, and the going rate for a Banksy painting... (NOT CLICKBAIT BUT GOODNESS ITS EXPENSIVE) Whipping up brand new segments: "Dungeons and Dragonflies" and "Antique Roadshow Gameshow Yoyo", we're ready to tickle your sound receiver. Ref...
We did the world a favor and cleaned up Cardi B's WAP (new title: 'SPB') for a Kidz Bop Remix! Yeah... it was bloody, but we came out alive. Also featuring the FAIREST of 'The Great Debate' games ever held... and the most oddly-constructed game of heads or tails, welcome to episode 63. Sign the petition to end 2020 now. Support the show
(Please stand as we all say the team pledge) [Spoken-in-unison]: We are die-hard Trapt fans. Go-go-gadget-go-go-karting. If I should die before I wake, let my tombstone please read: Macaulay Culkin is the best MC. Thank you. Support the show
This is episode 61. If you just turned 61 today, happy birthday! Remember cap guns? Remember laser tag? Remember digging up an orphanages' playground? Clase does. A sweet suite of games awaits including: Punishment or Happy Happy Fun Times, Laser Tag Documentary, and The Great Debate And seriously, help us fund the LASER TAG DOCUMENTARY! Support the show
[Enter 1930's gangster] "Some call it a banger, some have even said, 'wow, twas the greatest thing theys ever forthed abreast.' But me? Me and the boys know it as... episode 60..." [Enter 2020 e-boy] "Straight facts. Snatch that flex right up. High key, no cap. Dope. Lit. Do-lit. Ahahah." So anyway, there we were, chatting parking lot etiquette, real-money Deal or No Deal?, Tetris assisting with PTSD, and scratch-n-sniff CD ROMS, per usual. That's when he gave me the news. Pac-Man was almost nam...
Not to ruin your 2020 more... but Abe Lincoln, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of others were terrible people. We'll talk about it. This might be another one of those 'keep your kids out of the room' episodes. Sexual safe words, sexual predators, a few Game of Thrones references, baby skull teeth.... its all here, guys! Games that reek of red pine and burnt elderberries, "The Great Debate (But Different) and Things You Should Know". For your consideration, this episode's T-Shirt idea: "O...
What is the true secret to turning 100? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out. As critically-acclaimed and always famously-quoted (like, constantly. all of our family and friends and Thomas' friend, Carol, all say this to us), "the best content since Frozen II" - some would argue that you have the best seat in the house. Tonight's menu features a pan-seared filet of "What is Mason Hitting His Head On?", followed by a vibrant yet balanced "Silly Songs with Larry", paired with an absolute...
Hello. Landen screwed the pooch on this one and dropped precious audio files. The lost tapes will forever be a mystery... Or, we can beef on ABBA, Chris D'elia, Wayfair, Hugh Hefner, Mike Tyson, and disney princesses. Depsite Landen's knuckleheadedness, we still paint the town clear with games like: So Like... In Other News, Name That Quiz, and Crap on a Map! Also, who is sending us weird things in the mail? Can you please increase the frequency? We are happy to discuss our Christmas lists on ai...
Tom was in Mason's Top 8 for way longer than acceptable. We've been wondering if ants have penises, what Cheez-Whiz is, and why Owl City has such an angelic voice. How's your quarantine going? Rollin' up with a briefcase full of fresh pods, this week: Three Secret Words, Finish That YouTube Comment, and Making Fun of What You Love Support the show
Oh hey there, quick update. Landen's not dead. Do you like 90s TV Show theme songs? How about Scientology? Have you ever wished for a murderous, chaos-ensuing goose? GREAT! This is the episode for you!! Game List: Show Me Your Tunes, Scientology: What Is It?, Hannah's Game, and Twitter Rewind Go check out the stream at: https://www.twitch.tv/imtellingmompodcast to watch this episode LIVE (unedited) - you can even see our cool PowerPoint presentations! Support the show...
Is Landen dead? Clase and Mason genuinely don't know. Jason Momoa as Frosty? Superb American Anime? Will Smith or Robin Williams as Genie? In this episode, we carefully unbox a brand new Nerf-a-Zoid 3000 (batteries sold separately), and pop-off! Also, don't you hate having to pick up all the nerf pellets after blasting through WW24? Should make the pellets metal so you can talk around with a big magnet and easily collect them... SMASHING THRU WALLS N' STUFF with the MANLIEST OF ALL GAMES like: T...
Nipples. Lopsters. Daddies. What do these things all have in common? They are all on Landen. We play some games with our Twitch stream, we lose power mid-record, and we guess some mumble rappers lyrics (Grey Goosies with my Juicies). Frollicking by with a fresh, hot tray of crumpets; paired with a delectable strawberry tart, we proudly share with you this week's entertainment: Stupid Boring Dates Game, Heads Up, and iM dA BeSt tHeRe EvER WuZ! Congratulations to MythRander for winning a segment t...
FIFTY-TWO WEEKS = ONE YEAR... Happy birthday, listener! :) New intro music is introduced, big celebrations are happening worldwide, listener challenges, and the BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT WE'VE EVER MADE! Brand new segments taking over: "Lets Get Creative: Theme Song", "I Quit.", "r/ShowerThoughts" and a surprise sponsor from IMDB? Guys, we really cannot thank you enough for your support this past year, and we hope you stick around for many more laughs to come - check out our Facebook page for details...
So, of course there are the 3 brothers... you've now met the 2 parents... but you haven't heard from 1 mysterious sister... UNTIL NOW. This episode invites ALL 6 DeGraffs into one virtual room for all the madness you'd expect! Did Clase and Mason BOTH open van doors while traveling at high speeds? Would you rather always wear wet socks or wet underwear? Would you, umm... be interested in a cuddle party? We also get DEEP into parenting, regrets, and growth - all as a family. In this first-ever po...
Mom? Dad? .... Mom? Oh yeah. They're here. And ready to set the record straight! Why did we ACTUALLY get McDonalds grilled cheese? Someone called the police on a Barbie phone?! Wet toilet paper or newspaper? In this super special of episode of ITM, Mom and Dad take full reign over ALL games and discussions including: Let the Record Show, Who Am I?, Would You Rather... (with points!), and Journal Rewind! Thank you so much to the two greatest parents we've ever had for hijacking our podcast - woul...
Boys and girls... gemini's and leo's... adult carnies and also children carnies... (that's right, we are all about inclusivity here on ITM) Step right up to be the first to ever invest in your own ear holes! Did Mason legally change his name? Does Clase reveal something Mom never wanted to know? Will Landen take on his wifes last name? 'The One Before 50' is chalk-full of crispy audio to tickle your inner (and outer) follicles: Truth or Dare, Down in the Deets, and Were You Paying Attention? I'l...
Oh hey there... You didn't... you didn't catch me goofin' didja? Goofin' n' sloopin'? Whoops. Friggin goof sloops. Fire up the bass cannon, no ammo needed with artillery like this... Mystery Quiz, Things You Didn't Know About Disney, and Trump Says "Wrong". So, we can all agree that 5 grains equals a pile, right? Support the show
Clapping sloths, laugh tracks, shower thoughts, and karaoke. Gear up for the never-seen before games like: Cereal Slogans, Shower Thoughts, and tHiS iS MoRE cONvErSaTiONaL! Also... what cream cheese do you buy?! Support the show
WOW... What an episode... (seriously) Are you ready for the deepest chat on self-awareness you'll hear this week? Can you pronounce Elon Musk's childs name (X Æ A-12)? Are you apart of the 10% of all people who believe that "HTML" is a sexual disease? And the BIG question of the day... "What that orb do?" (Clase - do dodo do do do) This week, we are rolling in good conversation, fun-hitting discoveries, and the same "over-the-top" reactions that are, at this point, par for the course. Games dial...
Tooths brushings, routined hygiene, bad news (with also the bestest news), birds flippings, GIFs, and, of course, the standard audio parabolic frequencies that bless your perfectly symmetrical (and definitely not too big, like sometimes Aunt Rita suggests) ears. With games like: "Although...", "Finish That Headline", "GIF Me Points", and the very brand new segment, "Facebook Rewind", you won't need much more entertainment for one day. Thank you to our wonderful (actual and very real) sister, Bri...
Tired of being in quarantine? Us too. That's why we built this audio program that, if played while sleeping, allows you to lucid dream and actually go outside and have fun. It's this. It's this podcast. Just play it on repeat and your mood just... it just... (*angel's singing in harmony*) So, while you're asleep, we are going to be chatting about lickable wall paper, professional mattress jumpers, corn nuts, and SIMS translations. Otherwise known as: Sabotage, Non-Existing Existers, and Sims-lis...
Real sponsors, fan collaboration, high-quality audio... I mean, if we just replaced the hosts, it'd almost be like this was a REAL show! What do you think the moon smells like? With ZERO incentive, how committed could you be pretending to be an ant? Is it whitey-tighties or tighty-whities? Welcome to the chaos-centraled zone that is I'M TELLING MOM! Expected to hear some stellar games like: This or That?, Well... Smell!, and Disney Soundtrack Massive thank you to our actual sponsor, Core4x4.com ...
Bate-Hoven. Mowses. Brokin Leg. You, my dear dear friend, are in for a treat... with segments like these, who needs anemones! Featuring... Would You Rather, Music: Real or Fake, and Landen's Tinder. Special guest appearance from... Ham. Support the show
It finally happened. The scale we didn't ask for, but the scale we needed. "The Puntability Scale", rating all ordinary objects on a precision scale of their ability to be punted. You're welcome. Rollin' through this week, the brand-new, froggy-fresh, super-duper-9000 games like: Lizards Dooms Day, Guess That Sound, Bible or Movie Scene, and Facebook Rewind! We're also learning more and more about each brother... like, "End-of-the-World" personal mottos... Clase = If you cant beat em, join em. M...
HEY! What a wonderful kind of day... where we can learn to work and play... and get along with each other... This week on ITM: "What? It's For a Good Cause!", "AI Dungeon", and "FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com" Special thanks to Reverend William for sponsoring this episode - we wish you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment! Support the show
