Hey there Okee Dokie Babies, Sincerely, thank you so much for sticking with us this far. You've really made the journey super fun for us, and we've loved getting to know so many of you. Here's our unscripted, raw discussion that we wanted you to be apart of. We definitely aren't saying "goodbye"... are we? Support the show
"Life is our greatest teacher." -Probably some smart person long ago In this episode, the three boys bounce down memory lane and share small nuggets of truth we've found along the way. Game titles include: Imponderables, Church or Weed Shop, and Don't F*&#%@ Lie To Me! Enjoy, friends! Support the show
Welcome back you hob-knobblers and slick-sloopers. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A CHERRY CREAM PIE AND LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT! In this episode, the boys scrounge around the darkest parts of the interwebs to uncover the worst creatures on the planet... influencers. Scoot your caboose down games like, "No Clue News", "Influencers Under the Influence", and "Influencer Marketing Fails"! Supermodels, MathsGoFlyByeBoi, and dumb brands... its all here. Big shouts to our SURPRISE GUEST INFLUENCER! S...
Some criminals are smart. Some aren't. We typically find the latter MUCH more interesting! Join us this week as we slip into something a little more comfortable, pour a nice glass of raspberry soda pop, and look out the backyard window and think, "I could've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids." Mason hosts this jamboree as we chat about: actual crimes the boys have committed, Florida Man, and Crime Time. Special thanks to this weeks sponsor: Bob. Support the show...
Our legal team here at ITM Studios told us that we have to clarify that murder, in fact, is not okay... (homicide sometimes is though). Take a gander in this weeks' episode as the brothers talk through the logistics of 'Kill Or Be Killed' scenarios such as: the ethical Trolley Problem, Murderous Headlines, and the Tribal War of 2021 where Mason and Landen actually fight TO THE DEATH. Curious? Hit that play button... or else... we may have to take matters into our very capable, vigilante hands. S...
You know what our highly-diverse and politically-correct society needs right now? The opinions of three privileged white men. So, here we are. Delivering the goods. In all honesty, this is a pretty stellar episode, where we talk about some serious topics that SHOULD be openly talked about - and we do it while still laughing and having fun. Strap in, young soldier. You're about to learn a thing or two. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! Support the show...
Mason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not. Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly. Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase and Landen are then left to maneuver around the board, guessing how these famous dead people died. Yep. Park Place is now Edgar Allen Poe, and Illinois...
What if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand? Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course... What if... hypothetically... Clase put on his birthday suit and forced Mason and Landen to draw him like one of Jack's french girls...? And... hypothetically... the games could be call...
Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth? If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why? Ask no further. We don't know either. Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong things. HUGE thank you to this weeks sponsor, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. Yes, his real middle name is Robinette. Look it up. Support the show...
Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein. What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you. Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I'm Telling Mom Podcast! Supp...
EDIT: We do apologize in advance for this episode. Its R-rated, and we arent proud of everything said... but we love that you can see into some of the messiness that is our brotherhood. If you're easily offended or don't appreciate crude humor, skip this one. (thumbs up!) Ladies and gentlemanaas this iws anotherr peisode of getting ashmashed, obviverated, and flat out drnkkkkkkkkk. ur fault, **** u, enjoy. Sponsor: i lgeit don’t know was ther 1??! Support the show...
Furries, we come in peace! No really, we just have some questions. Rather than try and speculate answers for those questions, Landen thought it’d be better to interview someone that calls themselves a furry. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a misunderstood niche community. Special thanks to: DVDs… on BluRay? We think? You tell us... Support the show
Hey all you puddn’ pops, what do you think R. Kelly and Bill Cosby have in common? They both suck! *age preference may vary though* Mason’s segment is all about nice deeds done by potentially crappy celebrities. (No you idiot sandwich, we don’t actually think Gordon Ramsey is bad.) Special thanks to our sponsor: THE GREATEST SPONSOR WE’VE EVER HAD ON THIS SHOW! Such a good sponsor in fact, that we delightfully invite you to just tune in to find out who it is. Support the show...
Ah, the joy of imaginative adventure, where one can truly separate themselves from the dreary real world and instead traverse new lands... oh wait. These guys don't know how to play D&D because they're playing regular interns in a corporate office. Follow the adventures of Erick Johnson (Mason) and Ryan Baker (Landen) as they explore the dark depths of a corporate office building. Will Ryan discover new love in an unlikely lady? Will Erick discover a secret eye into his personal space? Follo...
Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to the big tent! Marvel in wonder, gasp in awe, and giggle with glee at the wonders that await within this episode dedicated to circus acts. Will Clase pursue his dream of driving off a ramp at breakneck speed? Will Mason finally dedicate his life to swallowing boiling lead? All this and more await within the greatest *podcast* show on earth. Special thanks to our sponsor: bubbles. 2D circles turned 3D have never been cooler. Support the show...
Ouurrrrrr SPONSORRRR! Welcome to the episode all about the wild, wacky, and inflatable world of I'm Telling Mom Sponsors. If you've been around these parts for awhile, you may be aware we have a host of paying products, companies, and individuals lining up to drink from the goblet of podcast advertising. Buckle up for terribly-offensive "Badly-Placed Ads", super inappropriate "Slogan Versus Slogan", and other shameful shenanigans. Check out www.itmmerch.com! Support the show...
Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears! No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record... BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I'm Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we found... so... ENJOY! Beyond seeking out Darwin Awards, we even attempt a few World Records ourselves... can we do it? Are we celebrities now? Will ama...
Hark dear sweet listeners, do you hear that? It’s the sound of throbbing heartstrings, gushing at the voices of three brothers offering golden boyfriend ideas. Or rather… two brothers offering one or two actual golden ideas in between a dumpster fire of terrible ideas to the one brother who’s still single. Brave listener, do enjoy today’s episode to hear all about personalized condoms, Family Guy pole dancing, stealing art, and so much more. Special thanks to today’s sponsor: the-thing-in-Mason’...
Happy 2 Year Anniversary! Yep, that’s right, the brothers have been pumping out weekly podcast episodes for 2 years straight. That’s gotta be a record….right? So why not celebrate with an entire episode dedicated to pie, pi, and sexual innuendos. Mason hosts this oddly specific listening experience with segments about stealing pie, counting pi, and guessing pie charts. Listen in! Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Lil Infant, the hottest rapper to hit the scene in decades. Support the show...
Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird. Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s really that simple. Special thank you to this week’s sponsor: stars.chromeexperiments.com, the perfect galactic adventure, even if you’re sober! Supp...
Do aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best? Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world. Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tier List at the end: critical conversations surrounding fake birds and immortal queens await. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: the color orange. Or...
Prepare yourself for tomato throwing as the boys become movie critics in this episode featuring well-known movies that you didn’t know had sequels. I mean really, Home Alone 5?! Enjoy your trip down memory lane as classics such as Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, and more are discussed at length by under-qualified reviewers. Special thank you to today’s sponsor: littlealchemy2.com, where you can learn things and do science stuff and maybe have fun I guess? Support the show...
Four score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind. Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson? Then, travel with us dear listener, along the path of a historical idiot named Timothy Dexter. Sometimes it truly pays to be an idiot. Thank you to our sponsor: E-Girl Voicemail Service...
3…2…1… WE HAVE LIFTOFF. Welcome aboard today’s flight where we’ll traverse the origins of ITM Podcast by listening to the never-before heard pilot episode, recorded over two years ago. The birth of our “editor” Stephen, thoughts on what to call the podcast, and cutting edge commentary await exploration in this blast from the past. Oh, and if you look to your left, you’ll experience an old segment called FACEBOOK REWIND. Special thank you to our sponsor: purplecloudstudio.com, for all your human ...
Hey guys and gals! Have you ever wondered just how many blimps there are in the world? We haven’t either, until now. Join the boys on a musical journey as they dive into Mason’s Disney-themed trivia questions, then try to guess whether a song was created by a real artist or from the bomb-shell-littered mind of Mason himself. Thank you to our sponsor: secret door, a website that takes you somewhere interesting around the world. No, your Aunt Becky’s crackhouse in Atlanta doesn’t count... ...or do...
Abracadabra! It’s time to channel your inner magic as the boys travel down Wizard “Poop” Lane, first discussing the fact that J.K. Rowling basically wrote in Harry Potter: “Wizards magic their poop away.” That’s real, look it up. Next, dust off your wand as Clase challenges the boys with magical movie trivia! Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Jeremy! He likes things. Support the show
Alright class, pop-quiz time! Did Clase used to be pretentious? Would space travel be boring? Does the Internet even work in space? If you answered “Yeah, I think. Not really sure about the Clase one though, I mean, he…” to all three of those, you got an A+, great job! After these IQ testers, join the brothers as they decide to get confrontational and lay out their grievances with one another for the sheer sake of drama. (Because Trisha Paytas has nothing on us!) Then, embrace the greatest hero ...
How would you spell Dalmatians? Cuz I spelled it Dalmations and got yelled at by a red squiggly line. Sorry, red line gods. Disclaimer: Dalmatians nor the counting of have absolutely anything to do with this episode. I (Stephen) took a pay cut and this half-assed title/description is now my rebellion fight song response. ...but.... 101 Dalmations, amirite? --------- Post-Release Edit: Description: Ep. 101 Odd Deaths Gather ‘round children and cuddle your teddy bears close, because it’s storytime...
We may have never released our pilot episode, but we sure as darn tootin' just released our 100th episode! Get out those maracas, grab your girl, and celebrate with the boys as we take a listen back to some of our favorite moments in I'm Telling Mom history. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Announcements have been made! New Merch Store, new YouTube Channel (for all your visual highlights), and a new streaming schedule -- all to give you more to indulge in! Check out all the latest goods at www.itmmerch.c...
Welcome to the end of an era, boy and girls. This is it! You did it. Give yourself a pat on the back and go enjoy a nice bubblin' hot cocoa, you fella, you. Well done. Ninety nine episodes and... heh... look at us.... who wouldda thought? Huh? Not me..... not me. This episode BOPS with epic intro poems, 2x2 rubix cubes, and high-energy e-girl twerking tiktoks that make us go "aww, that's a no-no". This audio-experience TWISTS with Masons classic segment, "What Did They SAY?!" where he imparts lo...
