I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 065 – Deep Dives for Dummies: Choking Victim and Leftover Crack (Part 2) This week we conclude our extended dumpster dive into the pungent saga of Leftover Crack, a.k.a. the rise and crawl of Scott Sturgeon and his flea-bitten musical comrades. Time to break out the lindane, folks because we’re all gonna need a good delousing after this one. Episode Playlist: One Bug, Two Bugs, Three Bugs, Four Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join th...
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 65
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 064 – One and One Are Five: Budgie Smugglahs Another week, another One and One, another endless cycle of nail-biting, teeth-gnashing dread as the walls close in and the faceless horrors finally come into focus. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “Americ...
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 64
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 063 – Deep Dives for Dummies: Choking Victim and Leftover Crack (Part 1) This week we’re diving deep into a coffin dumpster to catch the stinkiest fish in all of punk rockdom: Scott "the STZA" Sturgeon, the crack-addled mind behind the legendary ska punk bands Choking Victim and Leftover Crack. This episode’s got more freegan crusties and Satanic junkies than you can shake a used needle at. Well, really, it’s just the one guy, but he’s got more than enough b...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 63
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 062 – One and One Are Five: Rip and Tear Until It Is Done As the world burns, we bring you our lists from deep within our brand new, Patreon-funded, airtight plague bunker. Don’t bother banging on the airlock, we’re too busy dissecting the pop culture of a dying society and counting our now-useless money. Also, shelter during a possible pandemic wasn’t one of our member tiers so don’t be a dick about it. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It a...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 62
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 061 – Recording Stories (Part 2): It’s Really Interesting to Hear Because You Can’t Hear Anything This week we finish up our tales of records past while the world loses its fucking mind. You think coronavirus is bad? Try recording for ten hours straight in an unairconditioned room lined with old mattresses scrounged from a hospice dumpster. We’ll see you in hell, COVID. Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon, jabroni. I mea...
Mar 16, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 61
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 060 – One and One Are Five: This Person Was Injured, Now They’re Food Here’s some lists and picks to ponder while the world succumbs to coronavirus and collectively hacks up a lung. You guys know this is how The Stand started, right? Check out more of our stuff at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. Don’t be weird about it. Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request. “5 O...
Mar 09, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 60
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 059 – Recording Stories (Part I): I Have No Money, I Have Nothing This week we recount some of our more memorable experiences recording songs no one will ever hear in formats that are all dead. Nothing like pulling up to the “studio” only to find out you’ll be tracking guitar in a deer stand covered in poison ivy and your own blood. Guess you should’ve crowdfunded your record and spent the bulk of the proceeds on delay pedals. Gunshot. Check out more of our ...
Mar 02, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 59
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 058 – One and One Are Five: Another Firefighter Started A Fire On A Firefighter We bring forth unto you this day, the lists. Thou wouldst do well to heed our picks, lest ye reveal thy truest nature, ye jamoke. Check out more shit at I Don’t Wanna Hear It and join the Patreon , jabroni. I mean, if you want. It's cool. Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby Y...
Feb 24, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 58
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 057 – Deep Dives for Dummies: Pg. 99 (Part II) This week we’re finishing up our two-part nosedive into Sterling, Virginia’s most harrowing, shrieking punk rock sons: Pg. 99. Get ready to be buried under the weight of more fucking side projects and sister bands than you can shake a mangled hand at. In lieu of a ton of links, here’s a little impromptu Spotify playlist featuring Pg. 99, Majority Rule, City of Caterpillar, Circle Takes the Square, Forensics, Ene...
Feb 17, 2020•1 hr 25 min
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 056 – Deep Dives for Dummies: Pg. 99 (Part I) This week we parse the threads of the multi-headed musical beast known as Pg. 99, as well as their extended, incestuous family of mutant scream grind maniacs. Much like following the trail of a long-dormant, but nonetheless harrowing conspiracy theory, we broke out the corkboard and yarn because it’s time to follow the fucking money. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Patreon Musical Attribution: Licensed thr...
Feb 10, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 56
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 055 – One and One Are Five: Quit That Whippin' This week we bring forth the lists to pound into your sound holes with reckless abandon. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Patreon link Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSeeker. License information available upon request. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “It Feels Like Love,” “I Told You,” “Little Tram...
Feb 03, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 55
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 054 – Cool To Hate: Wete Pentz This week we piss rage fuel on the mean fire with another installment of Cool To Hate. Gnash your teeth in frustration as we fail to grasp what makes each band we so painstakingly selected special to you and not garbage. Hey, listen: you’re wrong. Rip and tear until it is done. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Patreon link Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSeeker. License information available upon request. “5 O’Cl...
Jan 27, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 54
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 053 – One and One Are Five: It’s Not Cool to Be Dusty If it’s possible that we're all just a passing thought in the mind of an imaginary god, then should we not just fade into nothingness gradually like dying stars? Oh, and here’s some lists. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Patreon link Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. License information available upon request. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gy...
Jan 20, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 53
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 052 – The Straight Edge (Part 3): Gimmie Chocolate (featuring Matt Moment) Twenty-year edgeman Matt Moment joins us this week to prove that he’s as bad as the shit you breathe into your lungs and he will – figuratively speaking – fuck you up as bad as that pill on your tongue. This time we try not to push him too far as we discuss the straight edge from his unique and peaceful perspective. Will a consensus be reached, or will we forever be divided, cursed to...
Jan 13, 2020•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 52
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 051 – The Straight Edge (Part 2): An Environmentally Sustainable Salad Bar Revolt Shane and Mikey continue to grind the edge this week as they delve into the dumbest and most mutated sub-genre of all time: hardline. Picture a Proud Boy covered in salad, slapping a beer out of your absent father’s hand and you’re there. That's right: it’s time to face the new law so let the roundups begin, you carnivorous cucks. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical ...
Jan 06, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 51
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 050 – The Straight Edge (Part 1): Tween Idles and Lad Gathering To commemorate reaching our fiftieth episode without completely imploding, we decided to tackle that most divisive of punk rock topics: the straight edge. So, put down the crack pipe and reach for an O’Douls, because this drug-free dive is a deep one. First stop, Snarkyville. Population: Ian MacKaye. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes Th...
Dec 30, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 50
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 049 - One and One Are Five: It’s Not All Meatballs and Two In the Back of the Head The shrieking horror of the holidays is nearly upon us – sort of like a hurricane made of candy canes, except they’re the really sharp ones that some kid gnawed on and stabbed into the couch when he found out the iPhone 11 wasn't under the tree. So, bearing that in mind, we’ve got some lists for all you jamokes who need to hear something other than your uncle spouting off abou...
Dec 23, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 49
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 048 – So Long and Thanks For All the Christmas Songs This week we’re joining the war on Christmas with a blitzkrieg of sacrilegious, punk-as-fuck holiday tunes. Every mall Santa gets a boot to the dick as we remind everyone that the reason for the season is "gimmie gimmie gimmie, I need some more." Plus, who needs a jovial home invader when Jeff Bezos can just have a robot make another robot to fly your idiot Amazon purchases directly up your ass? Don’t ever...
Dec 16, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 48
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 047 - One and One Are Five: A Firestorm To Cleanse My Eyes “You know, we always called each other podcasters. Like you said to, uh, somebody, ‘You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a pod caster. He's one of us.’ You understand? We were podcasters. Mic talkers. But Shane and I could never be successful because we didn’t have enough listeners. It didn't even matter that Shane’s mother listened. To become a member of the podcast family you've got to ...
Dec 09, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 47
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 046 - We All Switched Instruments and Played Covers of Our Own Songs We’re joined this week by the Jesse, a.k.a. Shane’s brother, a.ka. the Lord of Naps, to recount some of our more disappointing out of town road trip and venue experiences. Rollins said to just “get in the van,” well I say “get in the van only after you make sure you have enough clean socks, a few granola bars, and a bar of soap and a jug of water to take a bum bath after the sweatiest basem...
Dec 02, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 46
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 045 - One and One Are Five: Born Into This World Screaming Despite the fact that reality appears to be collapsing in on itself like a dying star and we, as a society, are inexorably sliding toward the lip of a fanged abyss, we bring you lists of thanks this week. It is our hope that as the mind spiders begin to flay the fabric of time and space so that they may lay their festering eggs in our brain meat, these thankful picks will help you remember, "Hey, it ...
Nov 25, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 45
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 044 - I Don't Know How We Never Set the Place On Fire: Tales From the Practice Space This week we're jumping in a Tardis made of dogshit to Bill and Ted ourselves back to the miserable ratholes in which we squandered our youth: our practice spaces. No lean-to, hoarder garage, outhouse, or torture shack was too objectionable for us to plug our shit in and try to pretend, both literally and figuratively, that the roof wasn't caving in. I Don’t Wanna Hear It of...
Nov 18, 2019•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 44
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 043 - One and One Are Five: A Law of Desserts We've returned from our sabbatical, refreshed, renewed, and teeming with lists for you and your ears. We were so bored we were this close to murder/suicide by city bus. This close. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America On the M...
Nov 11, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 43
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 042 - We Are But Dust Motes In the Wind: A Conversation About Horror Movies Whether it's a blood-covered, apron-clad freak or an old lady crawling across your ceiling like a dusty bug, Shane and Mikey are probably scared of it. This week our two intrepid hosts break down all the different movies that make them shart fear. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby You Miss M...
Oct 31, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 42
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 041 - I Don't Wanna Play It: Space Hell's the Worst Frequent guest and professional talking face Matt Moment joins us once again to talk real life paranormal experiences and video games designed to make you fill your pants with shits. The power of Christ compels you, noobs. Check out Matt's podcasts: Smark of the Beast Stay Curious I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little Tramp,” “Baby ...
Oct 28, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 41
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 040 - One and One Are Five: I Don't Have To Do That This week we crack open the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis to bludgeon you with our lists of terror. So maybe do yourself a favor and don't listen too attentively - you know, maybe put us on in the background while you reorganize your computer desktop. I'm just saying you should probably keep the volume low so we don't inadvertently transform you into a Kandarian Demon. All I'm saying. I Don’t Wanna Hear It officia...
Oct 21, 2019•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 40
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 039 - Deep Dives For Dummies: AFI This week we're doing an awkward bellyflop into the Hot Topic clearance bin so we can talk at great length about the patron saints of Halloweentown. That's right, we're covering everyone's favorite Spencer's Gifts goth punks: AFI. So all you little Eddie Munsters don't forget your lip gloss, it's time to GAW GAW because the darkness calls. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Her...
Oct 14, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 39
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 038 - Please Don't Kill Me: Six Tales of Musical Murder Shane and Mikey kick off their month-long celebration of horror and death by digging deep into their bloodstained potato sack for some tales of musical murder and mayhem. So make sure you check under the bed and in the closet and whatever you do, don't touch that weird fucking puzzle box unless you want a fishhook enema. We're going full werewolf bar mitzvah on this motherfucker. And we'd also like to s...
Oct 07, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 38
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 037 - So Long and Thanks For All the Songs: Journey To the End of Our Formative Years This week we each try to list ten of our favorite punk rock tunes in an obsessively compulsive way, not unlike when you leave the house and aren't sure the door's locked so you go back and check it - one, two, three - and you say, "Yeah, that's locked," but then you get two blocks down the street and you think, "Well, the last time I turned the doorknob it felt a little squ...
Sep 30, 2019•2 hr•Ep. 37
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 036 - Straight To Your Face: Everyone Is Human Meat Mikey is left to his own devices this week as Shane rockets to doctor stardom. So you, dear listener, are left with the sound of one hand not exactly clapping, but instead grasping at invisible straws as the weight of our eventual dissolution becomes clear. A.B.S., people. Always be screaming. I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “It Feels Like Love,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “Little T...
Sep 23, 2019•12 min•Ep. 36
