I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 035 - One and One Are Five: Ever Eat Popcorn At the Beach? "Aye, listen and you may die. Turn this episode off and you'll live - at least a while. And bored in your cubicles many moments from now, would you be willing to trade all the minutes from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our countdown episodes!" I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical A...
Sep 16, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 35
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 034 - Punk Rock You Like A Hurricane In this, our first and probably last hurricane special, we discuss the unique nature of being in an abusive relationship with the swampy gooch known as the state of Florida. Hey Dorian: you're a real jerk, you know that? I Don’t Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: “C'est Chaud,” “Here Comes That Jazz,” “5 O'clock Shadow,” “I Wish I Could Charleston,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” “No Takeaways,” “America ...
Sep 09, 2019•38 min•Ep. 34
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 033 - One and One Are Five: I'm Not Doing A Dance About It As Hurricane Dorian barrels toward those of us dumb enough to still reside on America's penis, we give these lists unto you, dear listener, so that we may live for ever . Heed our picks and listen to our shit in these, our last moments before Florida gets nature slapped yet again . Oh and next week's episode may be a bit delayed depending on whether or not our roofs stay where they're supposed to. Ch...
Sep 02, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 33
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 032 – Cool To Hate: Fanning the Flames of Douchecontent (REUPLOAD: There were a few audio issues toward the end of this episode that are now fixed. Send me money.) This week we attack everything we don’t understand and scream about bands it’s unpopular to hate. Probably our most controversial episode yet, we fully expect it to result in being drawn, quartered, tarred, feathered, boiled, filleted, and worst of all, called mean names on the internet. Prepare t...
Aug 26, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 32
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 031 - One and One Are Five: Shut Up, I Wanna Be Flawed Straight to your face! Straight to your face! Straight to your face with the lists! Here we go: duh-nuh-nuh-nah-nuh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh-nah-nuh-nuh, nuh … Yes, we’re back with another countdown episode as well as what I would say is a long overdue Hatebreed reference. It has been said – by better men than me – that Hatebreed, is quite possibly all one needs. What say you, dear listener? Shall you take t...
Aug 19, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 31
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 030 - Jesus (Head)Walks: A Discussion About Religion In Punk Rock What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to get to the show? This week we sit down with our ol' buddy Matt Moment to talk Christianity in punk rock. That’s right, J.C. and G.G. Can the two coexist? Well, I’ll tell you one thing: Greg Graffin’s probably rolling in his grave and he’s not even dead yet. Still, we had a great conversation and I think you , dear listener, will b...
Aug 12, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 30
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 029 - One and One Are Five: We Want You In A Bucket “Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talking about what? You're talking about... bitching about that list you made, some son of a bitch don't wanna take your recommendations, somebody don't want what you're talking about, some listener you're trying to convince, so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here? Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important....
Aug 05, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 29
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 028 - Deep Dives For Dummies: Converge The dives keep coming and this week’s topic is a real doozy: the legendary hardcore band Converge. I guess it’s not totally accurate to refer to them as just a hardcore band. They’re more like the aural equivalent of a serial face biter who just got terrible news, as well as e-mail confirmation of your current address. And those ADT fuckers won’t be out to fix the alarm for another three days. I Don't Wanna Hear It offi...
Jul 29, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 28
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 027 - One and One Are Five: So I Farted In Three Countries Yesterday The lists are once again upon us. Shane and I divulge all the crap we’ve been into for the past two weeks and you… well, you’re here to listen I presume. Aren’t you? Sorry to pry, but you never can tell. Wait, why are you holding that circular saw? I Don't Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: "C'est Chaud," “Big Fat Gypsy,” “I Told You,” "5 O'clock Shadow." Tracks licensed th...
Jul 22, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 27
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 026 - Deep Dives For Dummies: American Nightmare This week we’re doing a sloppy, deep end cannonball into one of the most critically acclaimed modern hardcore bands: American Nightmare. We talk their rise, fall, and resurgence while only mentioning that flatulent pain in the arse, Morrissey, like one time. Here’s hoping ol’ Steve Pat reeled around the fountain one too many times and fell in. I know, I know, it’s SERious . I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast offici...
Jul 15, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 26
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 025 - One and One Are Five: It Was Great, I Could Vibrate Through Time Put down the kitchen knife, you psycho: here's a whole mess of picks to illuminate your dismal week. Get 'em in your skull before your suspender-wearing weasel of a boss drops by your cubicle for those reports you fed to the shredder. Fuck that guy: insubordination rules. I Don't Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: "C'est Chaud," "5 O'clock Shadow," "I Wish I Could Charles...
Jul 08, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 25
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 024 - Deep Dives For Dummies - Shai Hulud This week we dive deep into the Eye of Sauron to cover one of the most literary, philosophical, and bludgeoning hardcore bands of our sorry musical generation: Shai Hulud. That's pronounced "Shy Hulood." What, you've never seen Dune ? Well, fear is the mind killer, you Harkonnen shill. May thy knife chip and shatter, idiot. I Don't Wanna Hear It official website Musical Attribution: "It Feels Like Love," "Little Tram...
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 24
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 023 - One and One Are Five: The Saddest Man On the Planet Being Happy We have returned from our week long exodus with some picks for you to take a shit to. Or whatever it is you do when you're listening to us. Drive? Work out? I mean nobody just sits and David Puddy-stares into the middle distance while listening to this show. If you do, I don't want to ever meet you, or your closet full of bloody baby toys. (Also, we recorded this episode before Bushwick Bi...
Jun 24, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 23
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 022 - I Don't Wanna Play It: Trauma Diorama Since we missed this Monday's episode, we decided to release a little bonus as a thank you for not coming to our houses and murdering us. This one's been in the can since last month, it just needed a little sprucing up. This week, our special guest Matt Moment joins us for a nerd summit as we discuss all things video games. Time to git gud all you n00b bots 'cause this is I Don't Wanna Play It. The next One and One...
Jun 20, 2019•50 min•Ep. 22
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 021 - ...And That Is How We're Helping To Fight Human Trafficking, Thank You: An Interview with Casey Crawford of Virginity This week we sit down with Casey Crawford of Virginity, a great new band out of Daytona that sounds like a bunch of drunk, angry dads running Drive-Thru Records into the ground. We talk Virginity's debut LP ( With Time , available now at the links below) comedy, punk rock, and how nobody's really that good at anything. Virginity's Bandc...
Jun 10, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 21
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 020 - Deep Dives For Dummies: Kid Dynamite This week's episode is shorter, faster, and louder even though it's longer, slower, and... well, you get it. Our topic of discussion is the great Philadelphia punk/hardcore band Kid Dynamite, a huge inspiration to both of us. Their legacy is truly unfuckwithable and if you're not a fan you might as well go eat a vegan cheese steak inside the Liberty Bell you pedestrian. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Absent Friends' Ba...
Jun 03, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 20
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 019 - One and One Are Five: Bird Bomb and Snake Jesus It's one of those every other weeks, so here's a pick countdown both wonderful and horrible because, as you know, everyone's entitled to our opinion. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Snake Jesus The Pope's Reptile Hut Musical Attribution: "C'est Chaud," "5 O'clock Shadow," "Big Fat Gypsy." Tracks licensed through NEO Seeker, license available upon request. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musica...
May 27, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 19
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 018 - It Came From the Beach (Part 3) This is a reupload as the audio cues were off on the previous upload. Sorry, everybody. We're pleased as punch to be wrapping up our three part saga of musical bullshit and nostalgic shenanigans this week. Please enjoy our recollections of our best bands drying up and blowing away like a bunch of dog turds left in the sun for too long. But, as you know, Ka is a wheel and we are not dead, just restin'. I think ol' Bill Sh...
May 20, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 18
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 017 - It's Mostly Just Getting Old: An Interview with Jim and Josh of the Bloomington Cutters This week, Shane and I sit down with Jim Nerfyderfy and Josh Saxophone from local Daytona dad punks the Bloomington Cutters. Josh had no idea there was going to be an interview; he was just stopping by to pick up Jim's Big Ern McCracken costume, which is fucking righteous . Bloomington Cutters on Bandcamp idontwannahearitpodcast.com Musical Attribution: "It Feels Li...
May 17, 2019•35 min•Ep. 17
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 016 - Straight To Your Face: Wet Notebooks and Skin Flakes of Rage Shane is dead and I will avenge him. Just kidding. We've got another short episode this week due to being a couple of out-of-towners, but we've got some fun stuff for you guys in the coming weeks. For now, enjoy Mikey talking about rap music, his pure, burning hatred, and a new track by Absent Friends. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Musical Attribution: "Here Comes That Jazz," "No Takeaways," "I...
May 13, 2019•17 min•Ep. 16
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 015 - Straight To Your Face: They Have Like, Old Robots Mikey is out this week so Shane sits down with a special guest to discuss the pros and cons of Easter candy, Billy Eyelash (Elfish?), and how he looks like Breakfast Club Judd Nelson with a dead sheepdog stapled to his face. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Musical Attribution: "No Takeaways," "I Told You." Tracks licensed through NEO Seeker, license available upon request. Check out our Patreon for bonus sh...
May 06, 2019•13 min•Ep. 15
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 014 - One and One Are Five: Shitty Band, Shitty Bug The picks are in and we're ready to force feed them to your ears. Will you delight in this cornucopia of list making wonder? You never had a choice, Peter. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Musical Attribution: "C'est Chaud," "5 O'clock Shadow," "I Wish I Could Charleston," "I Told You." Tracks licensed through NEO Seeker, license available upon request. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Att...
Apr 29, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 14
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 013 - It Came From the Beach (Part 2) We continue our trip down the bottomless pit of yesteryear with our second installment of "It Came From the Beach," the Empire to last week's A New Hope . Will these reminiscences help us reach some deeper, more vital understanding of ourselves, or are we perhaps just beating the corpse of a band that no one has ever heard? Whatever. Don't judge me , Judge Judy. Stay tuned for part three. It'll be just like that scene fr...
Apr 22, 2019•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 13
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 012 - One and One Are Five: Latticework of Horror Start your week off right with another grab bag of our likes, gripes, picks, and shits. And try to keep it positive at the office today. Don't let on that you feel an unending numbness seeping into your thoughts. Don't go into your boss's office and start yammering about the fanged abyss you see in your dreams. Don't screech to random passers by about how the end is merely a barista beard hair's breadth away....
Apr 15, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 12
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 011 - It Came From the Beach (Part 1) This week we pile in our shitty DeLorean covered in Crass stickers to fly up our own asses on the most nostalgiast of nostalgia trips: we're talking about our bands. Yes, our bands, Tammy. Now get out of here and go slam a Gogurt in your moon face. This one's going to be a two-parter, with this first installment being the auditory equivalent of having your old LiveJournal posts read to your loved ones. So, slap on some n...
Apr 08, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 11
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 010 - Gainesville Cuckoo Clock This week we're coming to you live from Gainesville, Florida with two very special guests: Chuck Regan and Roger Lima. HAHA SIKE YOU IDIOT . Who do you think we are? Do you actually think we know anybody? Come on . Well, if your delicate sensibilities aren't completely offended you can stick around and listen to us simmer in our own patchouli funk and argue about what's more sustainable: mulch or dirt. GNV 4 LYFE. Check out our...
Apr 01, 2019•24 min•Ep. 10
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 009 - One and One Are Five: Socky Minkins It's another One and One Are Five and we're back with some carefully curated picks to ruin your commute. Feel free to plot our demise, just don't spill your gas station coffee on your nice work slacks. Sears is closed after all. idontwannahearitpodcast.com - Juggalugalinks: I'm A Juggalo, Not A Gang Member ICP: The Gathering App Big Money Hustla$ Pendulum's Promise Juggalo Dictionary "Juggalo Homies" Check out our Pa...
Mar 25, 2019•59 min•Ep. 9
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 008 - ATV Offroad Fury This week's episode is locals only - a mostly chronological reminiscence of the best bands Daytona hacked up at low tide back in the early 2000's - minus our own contributions, of course. Tumble down the black hole of memory with us as we get misty-eyed and wonder why there aren't punk bands with horns anymore. The sands of time will get stuck in your ass crack, and you might just shed a tear for what was and will never be again. idont...
Mar 18, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 8
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 007 - Straight To Your Face: Well, Then You're Okay, Tammy We'll both be back next week to whisper stupid shit into your ravenous ears. Until then, here's a Hatebreed reference. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush,” “Gypsy Fiddle ...
Mar 11, 2019•5 min•Ep. 7
I Don't Wanna Hear It Podcast Episode 006 - One and One Are Five: Pepper Keenan Play the Riff Another One and One Are Five and another list of shit we like and want to talk about. Do our recommendations matter? Or are we perhaps just dancing on the lip of the abyss, stringless puppets in this cruel, predestined charade we call life? Will all these moments be lost to time, like tears in rain? WE'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE. idontwannahearitpodcast.com Check out our Patreon for bonu...
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 6
