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I didn't masturbate at work

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I didn't masturbate at work is two best friends talking about anything while hoping to create positive energy for listeners. We talk about current issues, past experiences, positive news, weird news, and anything we get sidetracked on.
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Episodes

We Could Have Been an Unsolved Mystery Episode 19

First ever unscripted episode!!! We don't normally have scripts but we usually have notes. Today I presented we record flying by the seat of our pants. And my booty maybe looking half better....... HAHA Join us as we try to figure out what almost 40 looks like. :) Hugs, Nacho and Ellie

May 08, 20221 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Economic Bussy Episode 18

History of work. Elle helps us explore some fun facts on the history of work. She cant manage technology but she can copy and paste like a truck champ! :) Nacho is still looking for his Palm Pilot on eBay, because why not? We want to hear from our listeners on work experiences. Have a terrible boss? Annoying co-worker? Is your job the worst? We want to know and will keep it completely anonymous. Much Love, Nacho & Elle Ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com IG ididntnacho IG ididntellethompson...

Apr 03, 20221 hrSeason 1Ep. 18

Take the hamburger and leave the egg. Episode 17

Our episode is under review! So you know its going to be good!!!!! Elle wants to friends with a crow to train it to bring her shiny objects like quarters. Idiot driver. Whats a credit vs debit? Ohh and not the cards. Please only message Nacho on one platform.... Does he need you to message him on each platform? NOOOO A/S/L???? Calling cards? AIM away messages! Peace, Love, and Happiness!! Nacho and Elle

Mar 14, 20221 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Dicking Door Handles

Who do you think you are? The truth behind Elle being a self centered customer service agent is revealed. I take Elle's shit helmet and give it to couples. We want to hear experiences from our listeners! Send us an email at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com :) Nacho & Elle

Jan 23, 20221 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 15

The Bussy Debate of 2021

Happy New Year from Nacho and Elle! Ring in the New Year with your maybe favorite or just tolerable podcasters....... Are we podcasters? Who knows! Let's roll with it. Bussy, Badussy conversations, Daily Shit, The Shit Helmet are just a few of our fun topics. Elle put bad karma out for poor Betty White and here we are!!!! Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com We want to hear from YOU!!!! Stay safe, happy, and health!!! Nacho and Elle

Jan 01, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Nacho for President Episode 12

After a holiday hiatus, Nacho and Elle dive into a candid catch-up, discussing Elle's recent illness and the endless tests, Nacho's early morning routine, and their differing approaches to haircuts. They vent about the absurdities of customer service, from people refusing to read contracts to irrational complaints about website downtime. The episode also touches on chain emails, new vocabulary, and a comical story about a dentist trying to evade a vaccine with a fake arm, all delivered with their characteristic profane and humorous banter.

Dec 18, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 12

The lost episode!!!! Episode 11

Seriously how do we handle our day to day lives? Who ties our shoes or boots for us? How do we have friends? So much to discuss on this episode. Why the lost episode you ask? Well the real episode 11 was damaged in a horrific hacking tragedy and we had to substitute episode 12 for 11. Can you believe it? Well ok only half of that story is true. Episode 11 had some issues with the file. Even the backup file (I guess that is a useful feature that doesn't work!) Anyways, We will get that content to...

Nov 20, 20211 hr 14 min

Woman Power for Elle!!

Listen as Elle Womansplains Nacho about her favorite topic......... Female POWER....... Need I say more? Yeah I didn't think so................. Ok bye

Oct 26, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Don't be a Dick or you will grow boobs!! Episode 9

Sorry I was intoxicated for the last recording but I am only sorry that you couldn't be with me! <3 Yep I just less than three'd you all! What celebrity death would devastate us? Who gets our shit helmets? Let's get weird! Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have any thoughts or questions? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com Stay happy y'all!! Nacho and Elle

Oct 10, 20211 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Deep Throat with Divorce........ Episode 8

Catucation! Yes that’s a word I made up. Tom Cat Pussy, Portable safety shelter!!!!! The least edited episode! Hold on to your seats y’all! Deep throat on divorce? WTF is Nacho thinking? Elle doesn’t want to just pet the shell. ????? Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have any thoughts or questions? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com Mucho Amor, Nacho & Elle...

Sep 27, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Did somebody say international? Episode 7

OMG we have gone international!!! How excited are we? Much love to our US listeners and now BEYOND......... We touch on a little bit of 9/11 history. What with the Next Door app and Karen's thinking "urban parks" are an eyesore! Nacho has questions for the smarties that know everything in the world but don't know whats in the vaccine..... Well I guess we have opinions so you better take away my rights and Elle's (because she is a woman after all) And why does Nacho want to throw is rainbow pee a...

Sep 14, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 7

10 backroads and 3 bridges! Episode 6

Remember alphabet people in elementary school? No. Well we do. Barney was not diverse enough for Nacho and Elle takes 10 backroads and 3 bridges to finish a story. Conversations that make you cringe like Elle wanting to put my mother in the oven to dry!!! Shit helmets and shit talking shirts. Join our shenanigans and get to know the real us. Have any thoughts or questions? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com Lots of love, Nacho & Elle

Aug 28, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 6

We are burnt CD's with no labels!! Episode 5

Did you label all your burnt CD's? Names we hate! Rude houseguests and the shit helmet returns. This episode is based on what we actually planned to speak about and not just have one main topic. Follow us on our 30 year friendship and what our views are on society. Have a question for us or a topic you want to hear about? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com As always stay happy, Igacio and Elle

Aug 16, 20211 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Witch Please!!! Episode 4

Elle is not a witch but she wanted to learn and share more info on witches and Witch Tock made her do it! Follow our 30+ year friendship as we explore odd topics and happy news. Want to get our opinion on something weird? Send us an email at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com and let us know what you want to hear about. STAY HAPPY! Nacho & Elle

Aug 02, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Bumblebee is Elle's Higher Power Episode 3

Today we talk about religions we grew up with and what our views are today as adults. I didn't masturbate at work is two best friends talking about anything while hoping to create positive energy for listeners. We talk about current issues, past experiences, positive news, weird news, and anything we get sidetracked on. Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com

Jul 17, 202156 minSeason 1Ep. 3

The Stress Episode 2

This is our first episode in our traditionally planned layout for our podcast. We will discuss Nacho's Tick Tock addiction, The Shit Helmet, news that hit us hard, weird/random/odd news, and positive news for the week, I didn't masturbate at work is two best friends talking about anything while hoping to create positive energy for listeners. We talk about current issues, past experiences, positive news, weird news, and anything we get sidetracked on. Send us any topics or questions at ididntmast...

Jul 16, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Pride Month Episode 1

PRIDE!!! Elle shares some gay history over the years and we discuss my (Ignacio) coming out story. Just two best friends of 30+ years trying to spread our happiness and random thoughts for the week. Want to get our opinion on a topic? Email us at ididntmasturbateatwork@gmail.com Stay Happy, Ignacio & Elle

Jun 26, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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