Tell me about it, Stud. Donny and Chelsea are in their finest Grease costumes to cover the week’s hottest headlines, as well as discuss their weeks, including Donny being left alone in a haunted house and Chelsea being haunted by a smoke detector. Also, Kim Kardashian gave bush panties to orphans while her sister is making vag lollipops. And the most important news you’ll hear this week… Ariana Grande is brunette again. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and un...
Oct 31, 2025•44 min•Ep. 297
Chelsea and Donny finish spooky season strong, with the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford psycho-biddy hit, "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" You'll notice the duo are not in costumes, but they want to save June and Blanche costumes for a Halloween live show in the future. They also discuss Emma Stone's new movie, Mall World merch, and the slurs not allowed to be used in the Rivers household. And there is a twist this episode, Cuties - the gangster in "Home Alone" took acting lessons from Baby Jane. The...
Oct 27, 2025•59 min•Ep. 296
The Cute Ones have been blocked in Russia, so instead of playing music this week, Chelsea is doing us all a favor by singing. Someone needs to do Donny a favor by buying him a sleep apnea machine because he fell asleep in the movie theater this week. Also, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato released new music and the floating pumpkin race was a smashing (pumpkin) success. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If ...
Oct 24, 2025•40 min•Ep. 295
SURPRISE! Please enjoy this sneak peek of our bonus content, usually exclusively over on our Patreon! FOR THE REST OF OUR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COVERAGE, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Soc...
Oct 22, 2025•49 min•Ep. 294
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnoc...
Oct 20, 2025•56 min•Ep. 293
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnoc...
Oct 17, 2025•44 min•Ep. 292
Chelsea and Donny are continuing spooky season by covering the non-gorn 1998 horror film, Halloween: H20 (famously not starring Shannen Doherty). Then, they try to dig in to what being compared to Winnie from “The Wonder Years” means before lamenting about the fears of old people. To any headmistresses listening to this episode: what are your responsibilities exactly? Because Donny and Chelsea have no idea after this movie. Sorry there weren’t enough shower scenes. To access AD FREE versions of ...
Oct 13, 2025•57 min•Ep. 291
Chelsea and Donny react to Wendy Osefo's arrest - IN REAL TIME - before discussing Donny's schedule to see Wicked: For Good five times in theaters, having a Fat Sister marathon, and the duo's thoughts on Renee Rapp in concert. Also... Chelsea goes to Mall World because why wouldn't she? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show...
Oct 10, 2025•42 min•Ep. 290
You know what they always say: every witch needs a ghost, so to start off spooky season, Donny and Chelsea are breaking down a movie without witches or ghosts - the vampire mafia classic, “Innocent Blood” (and how Vanessa Hudgens’ ‘Sneakernight’ ties in). But first - they recap “Aristocats.” Also, they touch on what plot lines have been missing for Athena Grant in 9-1-1, Shutterfly editing, and where to draw the line when booking sex hotels with your cousin. The Cute Ones beg you to stop talking...
Oct 06, 2025•57 min•Ep. 289
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnoc...
Oct 03, 2025•57 min•Ep. 288
Donny and Chelsea are covering the cult classic that Roger Ebert called "jaw droppingly bad" - B*A*P*S, starring the AWARD WINNING ACTRESS, Halle Berry (although Chelsea doesn't think she should be). The duo hope to win a contest - white t-shirt or otherwise, but they'll settle for a $4 cocktail or a glass of toilet water. Happy Belated Bi Visibility Day! Where are the abs? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreo...
Sep 29, 2025•56 min•Ep. 287
Chelsea is at a funeral, and maybe we're celebrating yours because it's the I AM THE CUTE ONE RAPTURE SPECIAL! If you plan on being raptured, please send us your bank account information and let us sublet your apartment. With everyone raptured, at least we'll still get the Wicked press tour because... well... Also, we get a Aunt Becky reveal! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes yo...
Sep 26, 2025•46 min•Ep. 286
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! A head. And what's in this episode? A lot of chaos. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!...
Sep 22, 2025•53 min•Ep. 285
Donny had phone issues this week, and Chelsea had math problems. But they're here now, with Aunt Becky on the way, and they're talking about Jen Affleck's Dunkin commercial and I Know What You Did Last Summer . Who are we fxcking up this time? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is...
Sep 19, 2025•55 min•Ep. 284
"To Wong Foo" - famously not an action movie (or maybe not so famously? Ask Dr. Bald) , but one of Patrick Swayze's many "f** stuff" movies - is what the Cute Ones are covering this week. Thank you, Patreon Cuties! They discuss what they'd do before ever inviting strangers on road trips, America's Next Top Butthole, and the best songs from Barney the Dinosaur. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today'...
Sep 15, 2025•57 min•Ep. 283
It may not be summer camp in Maryland, but Arbie the Robot joins the Cute Ones to discuss the horrors of escape rooms, the dentist, bike riding, and eating crabs with your hands. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie M...
Sep 12, 2025•47 min•Ep. 282
Donny was late to this episode because he was lusting after baseball players, but the Cute Ones are here now, covering the tribute to girlhood, "Now and Then" (even though Roger Ebert hated it). HANDS UP FOR BONNIE HUNT! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us...
Sep 08, 2025•55 min•Ep. 281
TGILF, Cuties! Donny and Chelsea are live on Youtube on Fridays now, and - shocker - Donny spent this week crying while Chelsea didn't shame the Devil because she's been watching TikTok soap operas about triplets getting new eyes. Or something. Also, Cardi B remains a gem and so much happened in the world of reality TV. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, plea...
Sep 05, 2025•59 min•Ep. 280
The Cute Ones are so back, and to ring in a new season - it’s Beethoven’s 2nd! So get the damn dawgs and cozy up to listen to this episode where Chelsea and Donny talk about unneutered balls, inflation prices on McDonald’s breakfasts, what dogs eat, Helen Keller (naturally), and most importantly - five little monkeys jumping on the bed. Also, trigger warning for this CHILDREN'S MOVIE: SA. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe ...
Sep 01, 2025•56 min•Ep. 279
Taylor Swift is devious, Donny wants to eat smelts, Chelsea is playing Dungeons and Dragons, and the Orgy Dome was destroyed. A big week all around. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe...
Aug 29, 2025•42 min•Ep. 278
This episode originally aired 1/22/23. If you couldn’t tell by Donny’s receding hairline and Chelsea’s creaky bones, it’s the 25th Anniversary of Spice World , and we are officially old! To celebrate, Hannah Brown, proud owner of the DVD, is here to recap the movie and share her praises of the girl group, including her favorite member (a distant relative?!) Chelsea’s nemesis is up to his old tricks as he comes for girl power and Dunkin Donuts, and Donny makes new nemisi of his own as Hannah and ...
Aug 25, 2025•57 min•Ep. 277
Chelsea's going through it, and her discussion topics are here to prove it - but she's not lying! Meanwhile, Donny is not missing; he was just asking his mom to make cookies and watching Survivor: Australia vs. the World. The Cute Ones giggle about dead dogs, dragon puberty, Monopoly, and Sabrina Carpenter and Olivio Rodrigo's props for emotional support. [time stamps] INTRODUCTION 1:30 chelsea is a liar & her mom was abducted by aliens 3:10 astrological discovery about virgos 6:15 monopoly ...
Aug 22, 2025•38 min•Ep. 276
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ...
Aug 18, 2025•57 min•Ep. 275
TGIF (Cuties! We'll say it for you if you're at work)! Put your sneakers on (cc: Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight ) and plan a party with your friends where you... debate lawn chairs and pay your bills while Chelsea plays video games and Donny celebrates sobriety with JoJo. Or you could fight with strangers on the internet because that's what the Cute Ones are doing with their week! INTRO 1:30 2000s dance party/freakier friday 6:30 P.f. chang’s & chelsea’s dream about donny 7:30 donny’s emotion...
Aug 15, 2025•45 min•Ep. 274
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ...
Aug 11, 2025•58 min•Ep. 273
In this episode, Donny and Chelsea explore themes of mindfulness, sleep hygeine, and the importance of being intentional with time. They discuss their personal experiences with digital detox, new hobbies, and the excitement surrounding Big Brother 40. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI in daily life, health concerns, and the escapism found in gaming. They share recommendations for theater and entertainment, along with updates on pop culture and reality TV. The episode concludes wi...
Aug 08, 2025•38 min•Ep. 272
Great. As if Donny didn't have enough trauma from watching The Royal Tenenbaums once, we're revisiting it with this flashback episode! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t ...
Aug 04, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 271
Donny's sister had her baby, but he has bigger things to talk about: his diarrhea this week, but that's nothing on what Chelsea went through this week: deleting TikTok after learning about time traveling Airbnbs. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our communi...
Aug 01, 2025•37 min•Ep. 270
THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - ...
Jul 28, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 269
Donny's fourth viewing of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" was a success that led him to do some science while Chelsea has been executing Netflix fashion shows in her living room. Also, both of the Cute Ones read (very different) books this week, and a woman bit her co-workers. Happy Friday! TIMESTAMPS 0:00 intro 1:30 i still know what you did last summer / sarah michelle geller vs. jennifer love hewitt 6:30 donny’s time with college friends / being a boat boy 11:15 chelsea navigating dementia ...
Jul 25, 2025•38 min•Ep. 268
