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Jul 21, 2025•58 min•Ep. 267
Chelsea and Donny are back - after using ChatGPT, paying off debt, visiting the Rainforest Cafe, and having nightmares about Donny’s mom. The Cute Ones talk about Big Brother 27, the I Know What You Did Last Summer feud, and the rules of UNO. Also, you’re probably intolerable if you talk about Love Island on Threads. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and un...
Jul 18, 2025•37 min•Ep. 266
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Jul 14, 2025•59 min•Ep. 265
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Jul 11, 2025•47 min•Ep. 264
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Jul 07, 2025•1 hr
Happy 4th of July! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a seco...
Jul 04, 2025•42 min•Ep. 262
Tom Hamlett joins the Cute Ones to recap a movie that leaves you asking “What… is happening?”, The Happening. Besides talking about plants or whatever, Donny admits to lying about… almost everything and Chelsea talks about robots coming for us (yet again). The three also dive into the best dessert to have an affair with. Can’t blame us for wanting to play a science teacher! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE ...
Jun 30, 2025•58 min•Ep. 261
Well. Chelsea opens this episode with a break down, and Donny graces us with one halfway through the episode, so maybe it's time for a day of rest for the Cute Ones. But before we get there, Chelsea is watching bunnies roll through hay on Netflix and her daughters find love while Donny is watching teenagers relapse in Beverly Hills. Also, if you have a child with a man, watch out for AI, and if you're Florida-bound, watch out for the (female) mosquitos! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ...
Jun 27, 2025•38 min•Ep. 260
Good for U, Cuties! Chelsea and Donny are back - although Donny’s voice is not - to cover “Love and Basketball” and to uncover Chelsea’s background in sports. The Cute Ones talk about… all kinds of things and nothing at all, as Donny is working off of 4 hours of sleep and Chelsea is working off of 5. If you think the two are normally barely hanging on, wait until you hear this episode. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To acc...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 259
Donny has recovered from a weekend with Chelsea, but have either of them recovered from seeing a community theater production of <redacted>? Maybe Chelsea’s next limerick will give the answer. Then, the Cute Ones give some Father’s Day updates from Justin Bieber and Mario Lopez before crowning two of music’s greats as Cutie of the Week. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as wel...
Jun 20, 2025•33 min•Ep. 258
Noor may not think she looks cute today, but she's here to watch What We Do In The Shadows (although Donny - famously with no trauma - thinks it's a waste of time). The trio discuss if they think they'd be good vampires, the horrors of self check out cameras, and the sexiest attributes of meth heads. We don't listen and we do judge. Also, an update on seeing Donny through his window. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To acces...
Jun 16, 2025•56 min•Ep. 257
Every day is a spirit day at this podcast (and at Coco and Sapphire’s school), and today’s themes are boat wear, celebrity scarves, and iconic guests as Piaget Ventus of Pia Pops Off joins the Cute Ones. The three discuss Ma 2, the Black Power Ranger, the TONY Awards and the Beckham family drama. Also, Sinners is great; who knew? INTRODUCTION 4:00: chelsea’s bday weekend/all good music festival 5:30 donny’s visit / what do you wear on a boat????? 8:45 the oh, mary! TONYs party / cole escola vs. ...
Jun 13, 2025•45 min•Ep. 256
Getting elbowed in the face is not suggested after a nose job, and neither is watching “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” if you don’t like wasting time. The Cute Ones teach you everything you need to know about Bensalem, Pennsylvania before Donny signs up for Harvard classes and Chelsea comes for students with perfect attendance. Also, Jennifer Grey and Matthew Broderick killed someone and Barry Bostwick is not in this movie. #neverforget To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus epi...
Jun 09, 2025•52 min•Ep. 255
What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now they’re here with Kendrick to break down the week’s hottest (per them) headlines. The three discuss Patti Lupone’s apology, Paige DeSorbo’s new nightwear, and Julia Stiles trying to fxck her dad. Also, Donny and Chelsea want to go back on Kendrick’s podcast , so give Kendrick 5 stars! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUINCE: quince.com/cuteo...
Jun 06, 2025•42 min•Ep. 254
Chelchella has arrived, and Donny is in Hell-chella (we're workshopping it). He may have only understood 98% of Predestination , but luckily he has Chelsea's brother to help him through it this episode. What he won't need assistance for is k*lling someone, but it's not legal yet, so we're safe. They also discuss Donny's student film, the logistics of time travel, and what volume level you should listen to your television. But most importantly: the truth about Uncle Perkins is out. THIS WEEK’S EP...
Jun 02, 2025•58 min•Ep. 253
It was a week of crash outs for the Cute Ones, but they’re on the other side of it (mostly) and ready to talk about everything else that happened this week: Lilo and Stitch, Pee Wee as Himself, and Netflix’s Sirens. Also, Donny is losing his mind with news of Lea Michele’s return to Broadway and updates about P*tti L*pone’s interview about stage icons Audra McDonald and Kecia Lewis. And also… Tom Cruise ate popcorn. INTRO: 2:00 donny’s crash out 5:40 chelsea’s new phone / petty b*tch era 9:40 pe...
May 30, 2025•36 min•Ep. 252
It’s a High Holy Day! Chelsea’s phone is broken, and she’s forced to get a new one. But also, the Cute Ones are watching “A Goofy Movie” (a movie not really about Goofy, but about his son) in honor of its 30th anniversary. Max isn’t dead yet, so the duo cover women who fish, last day of school assemblies, white trash activities, and other worldly monsters. Also, is it okay to find your Dad attractive? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video...
May 26, 2025•53 min•Ep. 251
Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to the podcast, forcing people to watch MILF Manor, and making fun of people's speech impediments - to their face. Also, the Cute Ones discuss the Gemini Jail Break and check in on Blake Lively. Cuties, if you love yourself... DO NOT see "Hurry Up Tomorrow." This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocd...
May 23, 2025•39 min•Ep. 250
This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure ...
May 19, 2025•59 min•Ep. 249
Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don’t include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette course before Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa of “Fixing Famous People” Podcast join them. The quartet discuss the trailer to Ryan Murphy (and Kim Kardashian’s) “All’s Fair,” Sonja Morgan’s dinner, and the logistics of one woman shows. Also - shit has officially been talked about Donny and Chelsea. (All press is good press!) TIMESTAMPS INTRO 3:30 donny...
May 16, 2025•44 min•Ep. 248
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ...
May 12, 2025•57 min•Ep. 247
The patriarchy is alive and unwell, and Donny has found a way to survive another week without being cancelled. Meanwhile, Chelsea is singing Katy Perry, learning Spanish, and recovering from a Descendants birthday party. Also recovering are the guests of the Million Lives Conference and anybody who watched Another Simple Favor. And remember, Cuties: wear whatever the f you want! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Pat...
May 09, 2025•34 min•Ep. 246
Your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, visions of sugarplums danced through your heads; now complete your holiday morning by listening to a recap of everyone's favorite Christmas movie that came out in April, "While You Were Sleeping!" Danny Murphy, the eyes and lips behind @kashmeredanny , starts the episode by giving Chelsea a recipe for a new holiday cocktail and Donny laments over business models he's too late to cash in on. Also, Chelsea and Danny pop Donny's bubble about which...
May 05, 2025•56 min•Ep. 245
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ...
May 02, 2025•35 min•Ep. 244
The Cute Ones are ending Morally Corrupt Month with White Chicks, the movie that aged the worst out of the bunch (maybe the voters at the MTV Movie Award knew what they were talking about). Roger Ebert may have hated it, but Donny and Chelsea had the time of their lives, with Chelsea being moved to tears and Donny... not getting the main joke. Besides the movie, they weigh in about dutch ovens, GrubHub, diarrhea, and why you have to be problematic when TLC is involved. To access AD FREE versions...
Apr 28, 2025•50 min•Ep. 243
This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc! Go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Donny’s got a new doctor… and a new diagnosis. The good news? Chelsea (who is not in a fur vest) saw “Oh, Mary!” and has a retraction from (incorrect) education she spewed a few weeks ago. More good news? The Cute Ones hung out this week, and they visited… a landfill? All in the same week that the Pope passed and Sarah Michelle Gellar signed to return to the big screen! Also, Dr. Bald ...
Apr 25, 2025•38 min•Ep. 241
The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren’t sure, but they ARE sure that Arnie knows a secret (and that Donny shouldn’t do his Arnie impression in public). Besides the movie, the two discuss alliteration, vegans’ opinions on bug deaths, Chelsea’s new vocal stem, and their favorite water towers. This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc: go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! To access A...
Apr 21, 2025•56 min•Ep. 240
The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee? To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hi...
Apr 18, 2025•38 min•Ep. 239
Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the chaotic minds of Zach and Sloane, hosts of the Mummy Dearest podcast. The four discuss why cruises are the perfect vacation, why your friends shouldn't do their own thing on group trips, and what they'd do if they had 2.5 hours to live. Also, remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap children? This is a crossover event covering Titanic. To liste...
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 238
To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ...
Apr 11, 2025•35 min
