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Apr 07, 2025•55 min
Chelsea had PMS this week and decided to channel her womanly rage into a fight with Donny about Garcelle Beauvais and Lisa Rinna, even though they're aligned on loving one and hating the other. Something else they can agree on: it's Noor's , friend of the pod, fault. The two also compare their weekends, and Donny's was... traumatic, to say the least. Then, they discuss Million Dollar Secret on Netflix, where God's Country is, hating April Fool's Day, and podcast icon, Suni Williams, hating her h...
Apr 04, 2025•35 min•Ep. 235
Donny Appreciation Month has come to an end, and the Cute Ones are Marshmallows, Veronica Mars. That’s right - on this movie podcast, Donny and Chelsea are covering… a television pilot. And also “A Walk to Remember” for about three minutes. The two also compare the relationship with Veronica and her father to the ghastly duo of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, plan future Halloween costumes, and vent about a “I hate a secret” b*tch. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes ...
Mar 31, 2025•50 min•Ep. 234
Chelsea is hungover from being vulnerable but Donny is NOT hungover from last week (because he knows his body and doesn’t take shots!). In reality TV news, Garcelle has announced her departure from RHOBH and E! Online has announced their (very wrong) lineup of best Housewives. Also, it must be a day that ends in “Y” because fake casting for “The Traitors” is making its way around the internet, and the Cute Ones are livid. If you’re excited for Donny’s birthday, please fill out the survey! See E'...
Mar 28, 2025•37 min•Ep. 233
Is Moulin Rouge, the movie about dying in a brothel, appropriate for children? The Cute Ones figure it out! They also get to the bottom of what it’s like being buried in a Pringles can and who comes up with ideas for strip routines. Then, Chelsea and Lil’ Herpes discuss consumption. A lot. To get access to BIG BROTHER EXPRESS on March 19 at 9pm est , subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is ...
Mar 24, 2025•54 min•Ep. 232
Chelsea is looking great on her new computer, and her mental health is refreshed after her meeting with @LilMissPetPsychic and her dog/bear, and Donny is refreshed after getting a full body massage from a Boxers bartender and being stuck in an elementary classroom for an hour. They also discuss THEE episode of 9-1-1 (Give Jennifer Love Hewitt an Emmy!), Donny’s voice notes during surprise bowel movements, and George Bush (allegedly) used to put tampons up his butt to pretend to be a cat. To acce...
Mar 21, 2025•37 min•Ep. 231
We got married in a fever, Cuties, and we did so with Kelli Williams ( @laguna_biotch ) of Beyond the Blinds by covering the (non) Oscar-sweeping Leighton Meester film, Country Strong. While not the darkest movie the Cute Ones have ever covered, the trio do go to low places (much like Leighton’s friends in this movie!) They also discuss the magic of Gwyneth, Donny’s dreams of a lavender wedding, and Chelsea’s kin being Snow White for the dead. When you’re finished listening to this episode, stre...
Mar 17, 2025•56 min•Ep. 230
Buckle up, Cuties, because you’re about to be hit with a lot of information today - mostly about this season of The Traitors, but also about the birthdays in Donny’s family. Also this week, Chelsea saw The Substance, Donny saw Redwood on Broadway, and Southwest Airlines got rid of their checked bags. (The Legally Blonde prequel was not announced this week.) If you’re excited, feel free to shit yourself. Donny did. To get access to BIG BROTHER EXPRESS on March 19 at 9pm est , subscribe to our Pat...
Mar 14, 2025•37 min•Ep. 230
The episode you’ve been waiting for is finally here, Cuties! Ex-husband to the stars, Joan Crawford stan, and co-host of The Official Marvel Podcast, Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar), is BACK and ready to give every detail… about Joan Crawford and the cult classic, Mommie Dearest . Besides being their most educational episode, the Cuties also get into their mommy (and daddy) issues, Donny’s dreams of cleaning celebrity toilets, and which celebrities haven’t talked about Joan Crawford to the press. Sta...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr
Donny is trying to get his IBS under control as Chelsea takes care of baby finches this week. Besides that, they tear apart the horrible Powerpuff Girls leaked trailer, get giddy over Broadway news, and vent about Armie Hammer being a terrible person. Also, the Cute Ones prepare their cosplay for BravoCon (they’ll never be attending - unless they’re asked, of course). WICKED FOREVER (since the Oscars won’t say it). This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/cuteonefree a...
Mar 07, 2025•36 min
It’s Donny Appreciation Month (for 5 weeks) and while Donny’s self esteem refuses to come down, Noor joins the Cute Ones this week to try her best to take him down a few pegs. While there, the trio recap one of Donny's favorite 2004 films, “Closer,” a wonderful film about terrible people. They discuss how the ER brings people together, the meanest thing you can say to someone, and which TV theme song is the best to strip to! This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/cut...
Mar 03, 2025•56 min•Ep. 227
Chelsea is logged on for the whole recording this week, so Donny finally gets to discuss the rental house he found for his 40th birthday weekend: a castle with an escape room in the walls. And Chelsea gets to discuss a one woman TikTok telenovela and which homeroom she’d be in. Then, Phillip Solomon ( @psolomon12 ) of “Deal or No Deal Island” join the Cute Ones to discuss his time on the show and how teaching middle school prepared him for reality TV drama. The three also discuss Karen Huger’s s...
Feb 28, 2025•48 min•Ep. 226
WE JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! For AD FREE EPISODES , as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn ...
Feb 24, 2025•53 min•Ep. 225
Chelsea is off her death bed, but her computer… is not. (Subscribe to our Patreon!) So while her parents learn how to live together and Chelsea figures out how to record this episode, Donny is working on breathing through his nose and trying to find a theme restaurant for his birthday celebration. Upon her return, Donny and Chelsea are joined by “Oh Mary” understudy, Hannah Solow ( @babymcgoo ). The three discuss the little angler fish that could, SNL’s 50th anniversary, and being lost at sea (b...
Feb 21, 2025•40 min•Ep. 224
Bunny Boiler Month cock-a-doodly continues, with the Cute Ones breaking down Stephen King’s “Misery.” While doing so, they discuss which celebrities they’d chain to a bed, pigs as pets, Donny’s phantom limb syndrome from a past life, and Chelsea’s smoking past from… this life (ew). For AD FREE EPISODES , as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotif...
Feb 17, 2025•53 min•Ep. 223
The Cute Ones Are sick this week, so Donny is celebrating Valentine’s Day solo! With the floor fully his, he discusses his next five tattoos, the death of the Duo Lingo owl, TWO Broadway shows, the Harlem series finale, and sleeping on the floor! Also, Chelsea may be gone, but she’s never forgotten, so her most current rabbit holes are discussed. For AD FREE EPISODES , as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream,...
Feb 14, 2025•36 min•Ep. 222
Donny and Chelsea (who are pros at terrorizing someone for days at a time) are joined by Janine ( @retr0avocado ) to recap the highly unhinged "How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days." Well - she thought. Instead, she is filled with horror as Donny and Chelsea tell tale after tale of bad dates, movie theater etiquette, and chasing away boys with wild behavior. But somehow, they don't scare Janine away and the three are able to bond over their love of 2000s' magazines and Livejournals. For AD FREE EPISODES...
Feb 10, 2025•56 min•Ep. 221
The prank war continues in Chelsea's household as Donny can't wait to talk to his therapist about his Hinge dates (HE LOVES HINGE - Oprah voice). And then, owner of thebummershop.com ( @thebummershop ), Madison Sinclair , joins the Cute Ones to discuss the Grammys and five year old news stories about bisexual representation in the bird community. And Alexander *******, if you're listening to this episode, turn it off now. You won't want to hear this diss track. This week’s episode is sponsored b...
Feb 07, 2025•41 min•Ep. 220
It’s Bunny Boiler Month! To kick to kick it off, Donny and Chelsea are discussing 2009’s erotic thriller, “Obsessed.” They discuss Grammy winner, Beyonce’s… acting, as well as pussies barking, Donny’s self awareness of his sad and pathetic attempts to pick up men, harassment training, and being lucky. Also, will Chelsea be an insufferable twat or problematic with Rob Schneider this week? Listen to find out! This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Thrive all year with clean, easy meals fr...
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 219
The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion, and as always - Big Brother Express). They do their best (or worst) Christopher Walken impressions and discuss old people technology, the night shifts of Epcot Center employees, and magazine covers. Also, if Chelsea's week wasn't bad enough - she found her grandparents' porn music. Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We...
Jan 31, 2025•35 min•Ep. 218
Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality? Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifel...
Jan 27, 2025•56 min•Ep. 217
“I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as they discuss Chelsea’s flu treatment, Donny’s future tattoo and his sister’s big news… and Travis Kelce’s involvement. They also dabble in Onyx Storm, TikTokers confessing their biggest secrets, and movies that Donny’s been watching. Kiernan Shipka Hive for Life! Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you. Trans Lifeline -...
Jan 24, 2025•38 min•Ep. 216
Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering a movie they’ve already covered (…yet. It’s bound to happen. Brace yourself for the day.) This week, they’re watching “Phonebooth,” the blue-tinted “Se7en” ripoff that asks the question, “If you could punish anyone in the world for their sins, why would it be a man who cheats on his wife in his head?” Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to h...
Jan 20, 2025•59 min•Ep. 215
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Jan 17, 2025•37 min•Ep. 214
This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing movie” that is made just for them - “The Wedding Planner.” In doing so, Chelsea signs up to be Donny’s Cyrano and he looks for NYC extracurricular activities. Cuties, did you know that Roger Ebert went on a date with Oprah? Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us: Donations fo...
Jan 13, 2025•56 min•Ep. 213
Donny and Chelsea’s break from each other is finally over as their first TGIF of the year has arrived! And to celebrate, the Cute Ones are wearing their podcast finest: Khloe Kardashian onesies and Delish Dish cosplay. Besides discussing Wicked (as always), they rant about Paige and Craig’s breakup and the Golden Globes. Also, Chelsea has a new favorite movie of 2025 (2014, actually) and Donny has a career plan for Leighton Meester. Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or ne...
Jan 10, 2025•40 min•Ep. 212
What better day to celebrate a man feeling entitled to something than January 6? Enter Chelsea and Donny to cover the Ryan Reynolds holiday flop, “Just Friends.” While the Cute Ones disagree on who the biggest loser in the movie is, they agree on the importance of gatekeeping for no reason, setting their microwaves on fire, and what content a they’ll create if Donny has MS. Also, Chelsea goes on a feminist rant about the friend zone and Donny goes on one about pancakes. Men, go to therapy! We be...
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 211
The Cute Ones are back for part 2 of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, which includes the Patreon-selected “Cutie of the Year!” For AD FREE EPISODES , as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us ...
Jan 03, 2025•24 min•Ep. 210
Before there was Liza Minnelli singing “Single Ladies,” before there was Che Diaz; there was the most perfect ending to “Sex and the City.” Listen to Donny and Chelsea cover the film that should have been the last time we saw our girls - but only on Patreon! That’s right, Cuties - for the first time ever, the Cute Ones are dropping a Patreon exclusive movie recap. They figured instead of hitting everyone with a re-release while they take the week between Christmas and New Year’s off, they’d let ...
Dec 30, 2024•1 min•Ep. 209
The Cute Ones are here to wrap up 2024 by covering their favorites of the year, including movies, songs, TV shows, best worst haircut; and because it IS Chelsea and Donny we’re talking about… their favorite moments about them, such as “Best Vocal Stims” and “Best Unearthed Donny Lore.” And to end Part I of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, the duo award their Top 5 Hots and Nots. For AD FREE EPISODES , as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode...
Dec 27, 2024•44 min•Ep. 208
