Brittany Murphy isn’t the only crazy bxtch in this episode, Cuties. Little Black Book may have had Chelsea pacing through her house, but it’s nothing compared to how she and Donny have made their exes sweat in the past. However… that’s nothing compared to Donny actively bleeding from the head through this recording. It may cost $450 to rent a moon bounce, but that won’t stop this duo from getting one (and a lie detector test.) Also, can we remake Gilmore Girls starring Holly Hunter? (While we’re...
Sep 09, 2024•55 min•Ep. 176
Happy Friday, Cuties and Fallen Angels! You should be successful 100% of the time, so we hope you want to be thrown in chaos right now… because this episode will make sure you’re successful at it. Get felt up in an escape room for an hour and pull up a chair because this week was full of headlines: the anniversary of Obama’s tan suit, the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice premiere, the end of brat summer, and strange noises coming from Butch Wilmore’s stranded Boeing ship. Then, Chelsea lies about being a...
Sep 06, 2024•38 min•Ep. 175
With the break from movies over, it’s time for Donny to confess something to Chelsea. Consider it revenge for her picking a movie longer than 2 hours. More revenge is dished out when Donny shares details about his lust for Ben Stiller while discussing Mystery Men. Also, Chelsea is not a supportive spouse but Donny is a gassy one. Perhaps it’s the grocery store-bought tuna melts. And remember: when you doubt your powers, you give powers to your doubts. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream...
Sep 02, 2024•55 min•Ep. 174
Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode. And if Chelsea gets her way… you’ll be seeing a lot of raccoons. But besides that, the US Open began, Oasis is possibly reuniting, and a Baywatch documentary premiered. Also, Chelsea only had to bring up Truman Capote once to get Donny interested in the Haley Jakobson “Old Enough” drama. Also, Channing Tatum doesn’t do laundry. Or didn’t in 1999....
Aug 30, 2024•37 min•Ep. 173
Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or S...
Aug 26, 2024•53 min•Ep. 172
Chelsea is still relaxing (or painting?!) after her weekend off and Donny is lying to his friends about the movies he watches, but the news cycle doesn’t stop. And so the cuties discuss Jennifer Lopez, Trump being tricked by AI, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and Bravo hot topics. Also, cockroaches have returned back to work, and Blake Lively must be protected! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest ...
Aug 23, 2024•37 min•Ep. 171
This week, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of She's Speaking, to cover American Pie. The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters, and which household items can be used as... toys. Also, Emily shares behind the scenes stories from the movie and her bedroom antics with so...
Aug 19, 2024•56 min•Ep. 170
TGIF, Cuties! In a week full of “It Ends With Us” drama, the end of the Olympics and a new Bachelor, Chelsea is binge watching WWE clips and coming fresh from Newport News after hanging out with Cuties who were bored by her presence while Donny is flushing his green poops, chowing down on ring bologna, and living his “Dance Moms” fantasies. Also, astronauts are stuck in space (not like Sandra Bullock) and the D23 Expo brought us news of a Coco ride (with too many skeletons). And before you go - ...
Aug 16, 2024•33 min•Ep. 169
Donny and Chelsea give an important announcement (listen to the first 5 minutes!) Then, Chelsea flourishes when she discovers she has a friend in Troy McEady, who also made "Garden State" his entire personality in the early aughts. They discuss manic pixie dream girls, The Drew Barrymore Show, naming pets, and Donny's (former) Asian grandmother. Also, Chelsea *accidentally* did more drugs as a youth. Surprise! This episode was originally aired in June of 2023 For bonus episodes and unedited &...
Aug 12, 2024•55 min•Ep. 168
Chelsea may not feel like the Cute One tonight, but Donny can’t stop looking at himself. In a week full of stomach bugs, missed recordings, and Chelsea and Donny hanging out in Baltimore, we were also graced with Zac Efron’s health scare, Tampon Tim as the Vice President nominee, and an “Auntie Anne’s” scented perfume. Also, Chelsea is obsessed with TikTok drama and Donny Donny can’t get enough of this season of “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Can your twin be your parent? If today's episode ma...
Aug 09, 2024•33 min•Ep. 167
This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. Roald Dahl’s books are for little freaks, and Donny, Chelsea, and Dara prove they fit right in with their stories of hamster haircuts, parakeet mating rituals, British mice, and Philadelphia’s Disney vault. The trio also perform an in-depth analysis on the heavy crotch work in this film, and Chelsea unlocks a vault of her own to reveal something none of ...
Aug 05, 2024•58 min•Ep. 166
Happy August, Cuties! Donny’s had a rough day (or six months), but nothing could have prepared him for the questions he was asked at the Ludacris concert. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Dr. Bald have officially become disciples (not for Jesus, but for Julie Chen, so… pretty close). Besides that big news, Ashley Tisdale has gone platinum, Carrie Bradshaw and St. Louise reunited in Paris, and JD Vance fxcked a couch (LEAVE HIM ALONE!) Also, the Olympics is war propaganda. If today's episode makes you laug...
Aug 02, 2024•39 min•Ep. 165
Please rise for the National Anthem! The 1st Annual Morally Corrupt Month has officially come to an end with recap of a movie Roger Ebert had A LOT to say about, "The Other Sister." After offending the un-footed community, Chelsea remembers she's a grown up and describes the out of shape ghoul haunting her neighborhood. Meanwhile, Donny's former flings may not be alive, but his current lovers ARE patriotic... just stay away from the ones wearing yellow shirts. So sh*t on a stick, remember to get...
Jul 29, 2024•54 min•Ep. 164
Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 premiere party and Chelsea survived the Microsoft crash. Once they're finished talking about themselves, they discuss Jojo Siwa, the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot, chickens laying yummy yummy bread, and the 20th Anniversary "re-release" of Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography album (you can keep the re-release, but give us a tour!) Thanks to tod...
Jul 26, 2024•34 min•Ep. 163
Thanks to today’s sponsor, Green Chef! Head to Greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50%, plus 20% off your next two months! Austin Butler didn’t win the Oscar for Elvis , Connie Britton looks like a dried up cinnamon stick, Nicholas Cage trains crows, and Helen Keller may not have been real (if you ask Gen Z). The Cute Ones discuss those hot topics, as well as twins making out, different ways to work the system, and the best Chelsea’s ever looked. Also, straight men are so annoy...
Jul 22, 2024•58 min•Ep. 162
Chelsea is back from sequestering and surviving a ferry accident, and Donny is still healing from being mistreated by one of his (former) favorite actresses, but they are still here to cover this week’s hottest headlines. Kind of. Donny made his debut on The Daily Mail, and Lindsay Hubbard’s pregnancy resulted in an advertisement and an early eviction from The Traitors. With Donny coming into his witch powers, Chelsea decides to use it to her advantage (watch out, He Who Must Not Be Named!) If t...
Jul 19, 2024•34 min•Ep. 161
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Jul 15, 2024•56 min•Ep. 160
If you thought Chelsea and Donny weren’t equipped to discuss movies or current events, well - you're right, but you ain’t seen nothing yet. Because today they’re really all in, and tackling… unsolicited advice! You sent in your questions, Cuties, and Donny and Chelsea are helping out. Well - kind of. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to su...
Jul 12, 2024•30 min•Ep. 159
Chelsea and Donny couldn't celebrate Morally Corrupt Month without featuring THEE most morally corrupt movie of all time: Never Been Kissed. Relive this episode with Christine Biancavilla as the Cute Ones discuss the best SNL casts, Dunkin Donuts parking lots, a cancellable statement about Gen Z, and the power of "No Scrubs." (This episode originally aired February 6, 2022.) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is t...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 158
The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT Y...
Jul 05, 2024•35 min•Ep. 157
It's the first annual Morally Corrupt Month and what better movie to kick it off than Marci X, a film about Lisa Kudrow solving racism by rapping. Chelsea may have saved herself for marriage, but Donny is ready to love Jacques (the mouse from Cinderella) right in the butt. Buckle up cuties, because the call is coming from the house this month and no one is safe. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laug...
Jul 02, 2024•54 min•Ep. 156
Huge thanks to this week’s sponsors! Check out the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, Greenchef! Go to greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This week’s episode is sponsored by oneskin.co ! Get 15% off using code CUTEONE! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Mamma Mia; it’s a Friday! Donny (famously, a young girl in French) may have single handedly turned his sister’s wedding in...
Jun 28, 2024•38 min•Ep. 155
Huge thanks to this week’s sponsors! Check out the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, Greenchef ! Go to greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This week’s episode is sponsored by oneskin.co ! Get 15% off using code CUTEONE! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: ...
Jun 24, 2024•58 min•Ep. 154
Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co ! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohno...
Jun 21, 2024•38 min•Ep. 153
Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co ! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, annoying hobbies, and the M. Night Shyamalan super hero movie, Unbreakable. And they may have successf...
Jun 17, 2024•55 min•Ep. 152
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But also trust a therapist because… you need help.) The duo jumps in to discussing hot dog eating contest...
Jun 14, 2024•34 min•Ep. 151
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother being left home alone, Hilary Swank's haircut, terrible science, and the worst fast food pizza. If ...
Jun 10, 2024•54 min•Ep. 150
Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of mean celebrities. Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars (on here or The Blowers!) God help you all. Subsc...
Jun 07, 2024•35 min•Ep. 149
Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possible reboot of The Swan , Donny’s perverted cat, a secret language between Chelsea’s daughters, and th...
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 148
After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard , a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discuss Bethenny Frankel’s ban from Chanel and casting rumors for the upcoming season of The Traitors and...
May 31, 2024•35 min•Ep. 147
