Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of time!), their experience in the school paper, and roast beef privates (justice for Lauren Conrad). The...
May 27, 2024•53 min•Ep. 146
Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while...
May 24, 2024•34 min•Ep. 145
Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobes, and what their rules would be if they were roommates. And who knew? Chelsea is a girl! (And afraid...
May 20, 2024•58 min•Ep. 144
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad ...
May 17, 2024•36 min
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-u...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 142
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, and Hilary Duff’s new baby. But not really - because bigger news is on the table to be discussed: Raven Symone defending he...
May 10, 2024•34 min•Ep. 141
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. They also break down Anne Hathaway’s 2004 film, “Ella Enchanted,” where Chelsea does (or doesn’t) dra...
May 06, 2024•54 min•Ep. 140
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After Chelsea arrives fergaliciously late with her bat eyes and rat ears, Donny airs his grievances about Washington, DC (WHY IS THERE NO WAWA?) Then, they discuss the hottest headlines: Drew Barrymore’s interview with Kamala Harris, the Tony nominations, Barbra Streisand’s “compliment” to Melissa McCarthy, and… Donny seeing Challengers and Bella Hadid’s purse, naturally. The duo also discuss wa...
May 03, 2024•37 min•Ep. 139
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory play, the foods least likely to give you scurvy, and …The Twits (whatever that is). If Donny is dead by the time you listen to this,...
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 138
Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co ! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girls reunion, and Candace Cameron’s brush with death, Chelsea and Donny discuss the hottest of topics:...
Apr 26, 2024•36 min•Ep. 137
Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co ! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt at a book club. The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and Chelsea and Donny are covering ...
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 136
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department , Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot topics to discuss, the Cute Ones decide to.... talk about books they’ve been reading. Chelsea breaks ...
Apr 19, 2024•40 min•Ep. 135
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t worry...
Apr 15, 2024•58 min•Ep. 134
Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin ! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE . After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd , Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator ch...
Apr 12, 2024•39 min•Ep. 133
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin ! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE . After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day to discuss the box office flop and cult classic, "Empire Records." Donny may hate music, but nobody...
Apr 08, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 132
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Abby ...
Apr 05, 2024•35 min•Ep. 131
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussion, they dive into what fantasy world they'd love to disassociate to, unsufferable film bros, and Map...
Apr 01, 2024•58 min•Ep. 130
Thanks to our sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to discuss... herpes and the Real Housewives of Potomac, naturally. Also discussed are Normani's upcomin...
Mar 29, 2024•40 min•Ep. 129
Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! What a thrill! March may be coming to an end, but it’s only week three of Donny Appreciation Week, so to celebrate, he and Chelsea discuss capitalism on the moon and try to find Banana Republic on a map. Donny is moved by watching “Troop Beverly Hills,” and sheds li...
Mar 25, 2024•59 min•Ep. 128
Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! The original Kate Middleton, Sasha Morfaw, is here to discuss the week’s hottest topics - which.. annoyingly… does not include stingray babies. They do, however, include Chelsea’s chemical peel, a 7th Heaven reunion at 90s Con, Bridgerton merch, and a Wonka E...
Mar 22, 2024•37 min•Ep. 127
Joseph Shepherd, host of "Exposed," joins Donny and Chelsea to celebrate Donny Appreciation Month (AND Joseph Appreciation Month). They discuss Chelsea's friends getting locked in cars, Donny peeing his pants, photoshopped nudes, and break down "Cruel Intentions" (Happy 25th Anniversary, Kathryn!) This episode originally aired in March of 2022. We will be back next week with Troop Beverly Hills and Sucker Punch to finish out this Donny Appreciation Month! Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and u...
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 126
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album. A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, they p...
Mar 15, 2024•35 min•Ep. 125
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ...
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 124
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!...
Mar 08, 2024•37 min•Ep. 123
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airport ...
Mar 04, 2024•54 min•Ep. 122
TGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have taken too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived! This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again? Is this where Avril Lavigne’s clone lives? The Cuties want to know what Travis Kelce’s father has t...
Mar 01, 2024•32 min
This week's episodes are made possible by OneSkin! OneSkin is more than skin care. It’s about skin longevity, targeting the root causes of aging to help you look and feel your best at every age. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co . After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Invest in the health of your skin with OneSkin. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps),...
Feb 26, 2024•59 min•Ep. 120
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo also discuss Jen Shah’s Barbie party, Pokemon’s 25th anniversary, Reesa Teesa’s TikToks (Who TF DID s...
Feb 23, 2024•32 min•Ep. 119
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. Che...
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 118
TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan Ma...
Feb 16, 2024•36 min•Ep. 117
