With their new book club underway, Donny and Chelsea get Goosebumps as they spend One Day at HorrorLand, where they are met with a lot of cliffhangers that really take the action to the next level. JUST KIDDING - the cliffhangers in this book go nowhere! The duo also talk about bowel movements, escape rooms, road trips gone bad, and where they'd draw the line on Fear Factor . Plus, Chelsea experiences the greatest horror in her life when Donny informs her about the pirate ship ride. Oy, Sally! F...
Aug 21, 2023•57 min•Ep. 88
The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and for their first book club meeting, Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way). For bonus episodes and unedi...
Aug 14, 2023•59 min•Ep. 87
In solidarity of the WGA/SAG strike, Donny and Chelsea will not be covering movies or scripted television while the strike is on. So after a meltdown and/or nervous break, Donny and Chelsea realized - like Lea Michele - they needed to move in... wait for it... new directions. So, today they come equipped with ideas of what they can cover. Consider yourself a fly on the wall of their Busy Businesswoman Boardroom as they pitch their best ideas in this episode. (Don't worry - there's still many tan...
Aug 07, 2023•43 min•Ep. 86
This podcast was recorded before the SAG strike began. We stand with SAG and the WGA while they negotiate for a fair contract. In honor of Leo season and Halle Berry's birthday, comic Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar) joins Donny and Chelsea to cover 2004's Catwoman. As is tradition when Quin is the guest, alliances are fast and loose: he and Chelsea team up to make fun of Donny's last hairline hoorah before he and Donny educate Chelsea on good comedy. Also, the three share what scene made them realize...
Jul 31, 2023•58 min•Ep. 85
When the host of Gay Ass Podcast Eric Williams joins Donny and Chelsea, they have NO choice but to cover the gayest movie they can think of: Soapdish. The three discuss Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire, being gay in 8th grade, James and the Giant Peach, and the 2023 equivalent to soap operas. Then, Donny shares where he’d be if he was a nepo nephew and Chelsea’s M Night experience leads her to guess the twist (well, ONE of them…) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video rec...
Jul 24, 2023•56 min•Ep. 84
And they lived... chaotically (as always), and this week, comic and pretty crier Kim Nario, join the Cute Ones to recap "Ever After," but instead discusses The Human Centipede, Brandy Cinderella and Titanic (the movie). Then, they buy a ticket to Donny Land when Donny shares stories of what he looked like in middle school. Melanie Lynskey is yet AGAIN made into a punchline, and the Cuties share stories of times they've lied to prospective romantic partners (including the most jarring submission ...
Jul 17, 2023•58 min•Ep. 83
Let’s get together - yeah, yeah, yeah! This week, Krystina Arielle (The High Republic Show, Dimension 20, Critical Role) joins Donny and Chelsea to discuss another set of twins from Hell: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap ( NOT “I Know Who Killed Me”) . The trio also break down a little Diane Keaton, Bug Juice, and the worst parenting decision in all of cinematic history. Also, STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! We support the Orcas. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and ...
Jul 10, 2023•54 min•Ep. 82
Noor from The Reality Is Podcast is here to close out the REAL E.L.E, Chelchella - and Donny brings the best gift Chelsea could ask for - a liking for this movie! The trio discuss Seinfeld, haunting your spouse as a guest, sun damage and... Christopher Columbus eating lunch on the Titanic on 9/11? And if you're not a supporter of victim blaming, this isn't the episode for you because... everyone in this movie had it coming. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, s...
Jul 03, 2023•56 min•Ep. 81
Donny suffers as Chelchella 2023 continues, but Chelsea flourishes as she discovers she has a friend in Troy McEady, as they gush over "Garden State." They discuss manic pixie dream girls, The Drew Barrymore Show, naming pets, and Donny's (former) Asian grandmother. Also, Chelsea *accidentally* did more drugs as a youth. Go to zocdoc.com/cute and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then, find and book a top-rated doctor. Many are available within 24 hours. For bonus episodes and unedited & unh...
Jun 26, 2023•57 min•Ep. 80
While Chelsea finds the timing *suspicious* (and is also launching an investigation against the witch from Passions, Tabitha, and her doll, Timmy) .... there were forces beyond the Cute Ones' control this week. So, please enjoy a re-release of a previously recorded episode from December 2021. The sound may be potato adjacent, but the chaos is very much on brand. If you want to support us, please consider rating this podcast 5 stars! (Or, subscribe to our patreon!) We'll be back with a brand new ...
Jun 19, 2023•57 min
It’s Chelsea’s birthday! And to celebrate, her brother is back after his first “surprisingly great” (- Donny and Roger Ebert, probably) appearance to recap “The Day After Tomorrow.” The three discuss the science behind disaster movies, water sports, crazy flight stories, and… the mating rituals of lions? And, because this month is Donny’s ninth circle of hell, Chelsea’s brother brings a homemade chart breaking down the different types of disaster movies. For bonus episodes and unedited & unh...
Jun 12, 2023•54 min•Ep. 79
Listening to this episode? Big mistake. Huge. Because to kick off the start of Chelchella 2023, Donny and Chelsea are alone to cover "Pretty Woman" - and we know how unhinged the duo is without a guest. They begin the episode by putting an end to Plungergate before they discuss the un-Disney'fied original ending, debate the semantics of a "romcom," and list the top 3 reasons why Richard Gere's character is awful. They also decide where they'd draw the line when it comes to sex work rules, Chelse...
Jun 05, 2023•51 min
What a better way to celebrate Memorial Day than watching a movie that sums up the American experience perfectly: American Pie . And to recap it, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of " She Speaks Bravo" and "She Speaks It All!" The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters,...
May 29, 2023•57 min•Ep. 76
Who better to cover the 20th anniversary of The Lizzie McGuire Movie than a jet-setting fashion icon of our own, Big Brother 24's Jasmine Monroe? She, along with Donny & Chelsea, discuss grocery store coloring contests, CatDog, Disney Channel stereotypes, and talking to strangers. Then, the Cuties submit their most mortifying moments of public humiliation and Jasmine shares why she and her sister stopped speaking for six months. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video ...
May 22, 2023•53 min•Ep. 75
Chelsea may hate Jim Carrey, but she and Donny are still covering "Bruce Almighty" with the help of returning Cutie, Christine Biancavilla, and if she thought her appearance on their "Never Been Kissed" episode was unhinged - well, God (or Bruce) help her. They also discuss the social norms of being late, news bloopers, and how Jennifer Aniston is always paired with men that she's better than. Then, they ponder what their first plan of action would be if they got God powers (Spoiler alert: Donny...
May 15, 2023•52 min•Ep. 74
Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us...
May 08, 2023•53 min•Ep. 73
Since Robyn Schall's ( @robynschallcomic , Call Waiting with Robyn Schall ) ex-boyfriend saw Blue Crush, we knew she was the perfect choice to join Donny and Chelsea to cover the movie. In addition to this extended Youtube video, the three also eating leftover food (possibly out of a dumpster), Donny's beautiful eyes, and its similarities to Center Stage. Also, Chelsea still can't swim (but she can eat Wendy's!) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to ...
May 01, 2023•54 min•Ep. 72
Donny and Chelsea may be Forgetting Sarah Marshall today, but they could never forget Kara Berry, the host of Everyone's Business But Mine. Before they get to the movie, Donny draws the line at what is musically "too far," but more importantly - will Kelly Clarkson no longer record songs with Reba? Then, Chelsea finally shares her voodoo doll story, and Donny reveals why his husband is still mad at him about their honeymoon luau. Also, Chelsea would see the Dracula puppet show but doesn't want t...
Apr 24, 2023•57 min•Ep. 71
Hail to the ch...Katie Holmes! In honor of Leighton Meester's birthday, Donny and Chelsea are covering a movie that has nothing to do with her - First Daughter! We're not getting political, but Lucy (@lucyontheground) joins the hosts to educate Donny on the fashions (and not fashions) of the early 2000s while Chelsea gives tips to avoid trombone people in college. Also, Chelsea and Donny realize how they know each other from their past lives, and... the math isn't mathing with the relationship i...
Apr 17, 2023•56 min•Ep. 70
Donny and Chelsea are feeling crabby because comedian and co-host of The Messy Show, Katie Arroyo, joins them to discuss the most bonkers movie in rom-com history, "Simply Irresistible." They discuss pirate bars, what Sarah Michelle Gellar's hairstyle does for a movie's plot, bad math, rum raisin ice cream, and the lack of entrepreneurial initiative that the lead character shows. Then, Donny's mental gymnastics are performed at an Olympic-level when a conversation about Foodies leads him to cry ...
Apr 10, 2023•57 min•Ep. 69
To really make it clear that Donny Appreciation is over, Chelsea enrolls the help of zodiac enthusiast, Gabby Prescod (of Bravo's Summer House), to choose between Pisces men or Gemini women. With that out of the way, the three discuss the Amanda Bynes classic, "What A Girl Wants" - the recycled set, how they'd ruin the life of an evil step-sister, and Harry Potter look-a-likes. Then, Donny follows the plot closely on Wikipedia, Gabby shares her most vivid Fashion Week memories, and the Cuties ai...
Apr 03, 2023•54 min•Ep. 68
As Donny Appreciation Month comes to an end, small-town specialist Jenna Barclay returns to the pod to break down the feminist classic about totally platonic "best friends," Jennifer's Body. Chelsea, Donny, and Jenna discuss the movie's poor (male) marketing and why it would do better if it came out today before talking about dive bars and Donny's admiration for pretty girls covered in blood. Justice for Bianca's prom dress in 10 Things I Hate About You. For bonus episodes and unedited & unh...
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 67
It's Donny's birthday! (And Kendrick Tucker's 200th episode of Reality and Comics Too ), so the Cute Ones join forces with him to recap Chelsea's favorite musical (a twist!), Dreamgirls. However, things quickly go downhill as the conversation turns to homemade jukebox musicals, the Master Cleanse diet, Meghan Trainor, and which celebrities have the worst stans. Then, Donny and Chelsea plan their next trip together. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe ...
Mar 20, 2023•54 min•Ep. 66
What time is it? Time for a new guest to be terrorized by Donny Appreciation Month; and this week, it’s Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out), who helps our hosts recap High School Musical 2. The three discuss Perez Hilton, Sean Kingston, Chelsea’s hatred of Glee, and their worst summer jobs. Then, they shout out Monique Coleman (we see you!) and try to dive into Chad and Ryan’s relationship. Also, Mr. Fulton was a wonderful boss. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, ...
Mar 13, 2023•58 min•Ep. 65
Hermuhnmuhmuh. Donny Appreciation Month is officially upon us, and to celebrate - Cloverfield is here (and we don't mean Donny's birthday present)! This year's DAM is off to a better start than last year for Chelsea because their guest, Jessica Conrad, shares in her misery of being forced to watch Donny's favorite movies. Donny explains the layers of his obsession for this movie, including why he wanted to move to New York, dates his husband never took him on, and some impressions he's been work...
Mar 06, 2023•58 min•Ep. 64
Can you believe Chelsea has never seen The Devil Wears Prada before? No, no. That wasn't a question. To recap the movie, she and Donny are joined by Anthony Lario, who brings stories of the Miranda Priestlys he's worked for - or at least women who thought they're Miranda Priestly. The three also discuss "American Idol" season 5 winner Taylor Hicks, honorary gay Stanley Tucci, and - for whatever reason and for far too long - "The Lovely Bones." Then, Donny signs Chelsea up for a live recording of...
Feb 27, 2023•59 min•Ep. 63
What's more unhinged than grown men starting a fraternity? Donny and Chelsea without a guest. The episode is off to a rough start when Chelsea gives Donny a lesson in pronunciation and continues down a chaotic path when they share memories of hazing. Then, the Cuties submit stories of moments when people needed to read the room. Also, Donny feels like Jesus and dated an adult man with braces. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 62
Allow me to introduce you to The Confused Breakfast, a nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, hosts AJ, Sean and Mike revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still hold up. Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Feb 17, 2023•4 min
Happy Valentine's Day, Cuties! The hoof hearted Wesley Teague (@woonteague) joins Chelsea and Donny to celebrate the holiday with a "Crazy, Stupid Love" recap, and while he researched the hosts ahead of time, nothing can ever really prepare a guest for what they'll experience on this show. And experience, he does. Donny shares his plans to Winnie the Pooh at public events and his Christina Aguilera performance while Chelsea makes it clear she doesn't know how to play 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon... ...
Feb 13, 2023•54 min•Ep. 61
The (accidental) Union-athon continues as Selle Brooks, host of "Who Asked Me," joins Chelsea and Donny to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of "Deliver Us From Eva." Donny, the activist of our generation, discusses his love of a natural hair journey and HBO Max's "Velma" as Selle learns about Roger Ebert's death. Chelsea and Donny have very different opinions on LL Cool J - she thinks he cant act, and he... c*ms and whips out his impression (among other things). Then, the three bond over B**** G**...
Feb 06, 2023•56 min•Ep. 60
